Liz (ow_mybrain) wrote,
@ 2009-01-03 19:13:00

Current location:	living room
Current mood:	bored
Current music:	Paula's Party
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Pick a character of mine and a number from 40 to 167. The number will correspond to an entry number of this blog and my character will answer the listed questions. You can find the entry by entering it's post # into the search box at the top of the blog.

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	lemonadeandgin 2009-01-04 01:28 am UTC (link)
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ow_mybrain
2009-01-04 01:59 am UTC (link)

1. Are you a member of the mile high club?
No. I can't even fathom why anyone would want to be a member of the mile high club. Talk about crass.

2. What is the most public place you have ever had sex?
A lady never tells. But I would stay away from the second dressing room on the right at Ana's. Just saying.

3. What is your most embarrassing family moment?
In the third grade when we had that day where your parents could come in and talk about their job, and my dad came in drunk. At 9 a.m. Oh, and when my grandfather had to explain sex and womanhood to me. Let's not even go there.

4. What kind of birth control do you use?
Condoms, obviously, but I also tried out that depo-provera shot so I don't have to remember to take pills. Best investment I've ever made, aside from that bottle of Bombay I bought last week.

5. Have you ever had sex in the snow? Rain?
Like, actually outside? Are you-- are you kidding me? Who does that?

Bonus: Describe your flirting technique: innuendo, telling a dirty joke, talking about sex life, or physical contact?
Subtle physical contact and alcohol. Works like a charm.

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	dreamandawake 2009-01-04 01:32 am UTC (link)
	Andie! Seventy six! (Reply to this)(Thread)

ow_mybrain
2009-01-04 02:01 am UTC (link)

1. What is your favorite foreplay activity?
I-- What?

2. Off the top of your head, how many sexual positions can you name?
Three, I think. Oh my God.

3. Of those you named how many have you tried?
OH MY GOD.

4. What is your least favorite sexual position?
I don't know! One that's uncomfortable and embarrassing, I'm sure.

5. Have you ever cheated on a significant other?
No, probably because I've never had one.

Bonus: Have you ever been diagnosed a sexually transmitted disease? Have you ever been tested?
NO. NO. THRICE TIMES NO. MAKE THIS GO AWAY.

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	derkins 2009-01-04 01:54 am UTC (link)
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ow_mybrain
2009-01-04 02:10 am UTC (link)

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school?
That girl with the french braids and ribbons that matched her dress every single day. She'll probably become a nun.

2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why?
Are you fucking kidding me? I suppose if I really had to choose one... the one with the odd nose. Gonzo?

3. Which politician would you most like to screw?
That Palin woman isn't so bad, for a complete neanderthal, anyway.

4. How did you first find the g-spot?
Oh, you know. Search around enough, wait until the wailing starts, and go from there.

5. What is the best costume you've ever worn?
I went as one of those old naval captains with the wig and the epaulets and such to a masquerade ball for school one time. It was brilliant, really. They fawned all over me. Such a lovely ego boost.

Bonus: Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society?
Society's doing enough deteriorating itself without pornography. That being said, I'm all for it.

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	colourexplosion 2009-01-04 03:06 am UTC (link)
	LAURA and 121!! (Reply to this)(Thread)

ow_mybrain
2009-01-04 03:57 am UTC (link)

1. By what nickname(s) were you known as a child?
Half-pint, mostly. I was so tiny when I was little that Pa used to say I was like a pint of cider half drunk-up.

2. Do you have a favorite poem and, if so, what is it? Recite it (or a snippet) here, please.
I like "The Road Less Taken" by Robert Frost:
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

3. What is your greatest regret in life, something that you failed to do that you wish you did?
I try not to have regrets. I just live the fullest life I can, and I try not to let things slip by. But I guess I could say I regret not taking better care of myself and being safer when I'm away from home. A lot of bad things happened last year, and I should have been more careful. I regret making people worry about me.

4. You are tired and hungry, but it's too late to cook. If any snack food were available to you, what would you choose and why?
Remember those Dunkaroos? Oh my gosh. I love those so so so much. I could eat a whole box of them in one sitting. Or Gushers. Oh, I love snacks.

5. What is the oldest item of clothing (not jewelry!) that you wear regularly and what do you love about it?
I outgrew most of my clothes because I shot up a foot between sixth and seventh grade, but I still have this one ratty old knitted zip-up sweater I insist on wearing because it's comfortable, and I'm terrified Ma's going to throw it out while I'm not looking so I always make sure she doesn't know where it is.

Bonus: Name a movie or TV show that changed your thinking or behavior.
I don't watch an awful lot of TV, but I love movies. My favorite is The Princess Bride. I think it just made me believe that everything turns out all right in the end if you just have hope and perseverance.

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	owllight 2009-01-04 06:07 am UTC (link)
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ow_mybrain
2009-01-04 07:11 am UTC (link)

1. Do you have/ever had any dating or sex superstitions? (Wear 'lucky jeans' on first date, always light a vanilla candle, etc.) If so, what are they?
I've never been on a date. So... no.

2. If you were stranded on the old deserted island, and a genie appeared who could only grant you one wish -- to bring one of the following people to join you, who would it be?
Donatien, I guess. We've never really been apart. Except when Nin took me away that weekend. Oh, maybe I would take Nin, since he took me. Oh. I don't know.

3. Tell us "weather or not" you're in the mood -- how does rain, snow, sleet, scorching heat, sweltering humidity etc. affect your libido.
I guess when it's too hot or too cold it's uncomfortable. I think I like rain, though.

4. Are you a crying drunk, an angry drunk, a 'I'm drunk, let's screw' sort of a drinker? (And, if you do not drink -- which one of those things is the reason?)
Donatien made me drink before and I threw up and then I was tired. I think I was sad when I woke up. I don't know. I didn't like it very much.

5. Who turns you on the most & why:

the activist
the author
the care-giver/healer (nurse, doctor, masseuse, herbalist, chiropractor etc.)
the comedian
the educator (professor, teacher, mentor etc.)
the model
the musician
the politician
the scientist

The educator, I guess. There's some kind of dominant figure, I guess, and they're usually older, aren't they? I don't know, I guess I like that.

Bonus: Looking back, what's the one thing you've done which was supposed to be erotic, but didn't quite work out?
... Go to Mr. Jackson's house, I suppose.

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