Dear Harvest Moon,

If I spend over a hundred hours playing your game, I think I should be able to play as a female!rancher and still marry one of the bachelorettes. All of the bachelors in this game are lame as hell, and we know it's all about Julia. Same-sex equality in more video games, please. At least give me the "best friends" from DS Cute?

Thanks.

... I should probably do some homework or something, probably.

But anybody wanna come over and play Darkside Chronicles instead? I've got to unlock the rest of those stars to upgrade my rocket launcher.