I think this is mostly Shelby's fault, can't let him leave his CDs in the fucking car.
"Guermo, I had the strangest dream."
Maybe I'm just broadening my horizons, but what a milf! She really got better with age, like a fine slightly bipolar bottle of wine? It's kind of sexy cool that she can laugh at herself, and then she is also genuinely smoking hot, her hair looks boss, and she can fight robots. And her bra is super cute. Comeback successful imo.
Plus I lol'd forever at Crossroads 2: Cross Harder. If only.
[Private to Mack] Kind of a jam, right? Made me think of you.
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Y, but you can always use a turkey baster! Educate yourself T!
Or something? Don't kid yourself, you know you can't resist me ;) I think you more than kind of think I'm sexy. It's okay to admit T, it happens to the best of us.
I have no desire to ever ever ever push what is essentially a greased up watermelon out of my cunt, so I don't really need to be educated.
But I read that anyway but only got to step 9 and now I feel gross. Collection baggy??? Beware that it doesn't squirt out of the vagina? COAT THE CERVIX? Nope, I'm out.
Hahhhh, yeah my bad. I guess there's no sense in denying your animal magnetism.
Thankfully, I am the youngest child of the family and never had to look at the horror of my mothers vag while she popped out a sibling. GROSS.
I'm sure Kia could explain it in detail if you wanted though, she delivers enough babies. What are you going to do when you're a mediwitch T? I WAS TRYING TO ASSIST IN YOUR EDUCATION AND GROWTH LIKE A GOOD GF.
Ooohh, I like a little fight ;) I'm always up for a chase...
UH EW? I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOTHERS VAG EITHER!? I JUST MEAN LIKE-- OKAY. MAYBE IT'S A MUGGLE THING. MIDDLE SCHOOL EDUCATIONAL FILMS? THE MIRACLE OF LIFE OR WHATEVER?
I'll tell you what I'm going to do, not deliver babies!!! Not everyone has to do that you know.. like, I want to be a surgeon. That's so different.
SERIOUSLY THEY DO. LIKE, HEALTH CLASS. AND NO I DIDN'T WATCH IT. RATH DID THOUGH LOL I JUST LOOKED UP CLIPS ON YOUTUBE AFTER HE DID.. SCARRED FOR LIFE. THIS IS THE ONE. 1983, WHICH TELLS YOU A LOT IN TERMS OF QUALITY TOO.
Fuck off lol I already played that with you once already since we got home and it wasn't sexy at all. Too much phlegm.
You love it man don't even try to blame me. You were jammin he second I put it on LMAO she is fucking boss though man .. Been sayin that shit for years
It ain't even age either dude bitch has ALWAYS been sexy