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I think this is mostly Shelby's fault, can't let him leave his CDs in the fucking car.



"Guermo, I had the strangest dream."

Maybe I'm just broadening my horizons, but what a milf! She really got better with age, like a fine slightly bipolar bottle of wine? It's kind of sexy cool that she can laugh at herself, and then she is also genuinely smoking hot, her hair looks boss, and she can fight robots. And her bra is super cute. Comeback successful imo.

Plus I lol'd forever at Crossroads 2: Cross Harder. If only.

[Private to Mack]
Kind of a jam, right? Made me think of you.

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Current Music: Britney Spears - I Wanna Go

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notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 3rd, 2011 07:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Private to Tatum

Should I be jealous of BSpears?

It made you think of me? Really? That really fucking sexy T...



porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 3rd, 2011 07:58 pm (UTC) (Link)

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If you can look that good after popping out two kids, then yes.

Well sort of. Don't be gross weird..
notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 3rd, 2011 08:13 pm (UTC) (Link)

Private to Tatum

I bet I'd look even better!

I'm not being weird! You're the one who said it made you think of me...
porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 3rd, 2011 10:38 pm (UTC) (Link)

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You know giving birth usually involves peen first, y/n?

Okay, so maybe I kind of think you're so sexy or something. I might just be high though.

notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 5th, 2011 01:43 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Y, but you can always use a turkey baster! Educate yourself T!

Or something? Don't kid yourself, you know you can't resist me ;) I think you more than kind of think I'm sexy. It's okay to admit T, it happens to the best of us.


porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 5th, 2011 03:12 pm (UTC) (Link)

Private to Mack

I have no desire to ever ever ever push what is essentially a greased up watermelon out of my cunt, so I don't really need to be educated.

But I read that anyway but only got to step 9 and now I feel gross. Collection baggy??? Beware that it doesn't squirt out of the vagina? COAT THE CERVIX? Nope, I'm out.

Hahhhh, yeah my bad. I guess there's no sense in denying your animal magnetism.
notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 5th, 2011 04:30 pm (UTC) (Link)

Private to Tatum

Why do you have to refer to it in such a gross way? That's nasty T, what happens in your head when these little thoughts come out, hm? :)

Did you like it? Are you educated now? DON'T KNOCK IT UNTIL YOU TRY IT T, IT MIGHT NOT BE SO BAD!!

No, there's not. You might drive yourself crazy trying to resist my allure <33 Just give in baby.

porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 6th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC) (Link)

Private to Mack

Uhhhhhh how about you shut up? ♥ You don't wanna know that's embarrassing you're such a tease-

NO???? WHY WOULD I LIKE THAT??????? AND I'M SURE IT WOULD BE HORRIBLE. HAVE YOU SEEN CHILDBIRTH??

I think I'll try to resist before I give in. Chase is half of the fun? :']
notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 8th, 2011 06:46 pm (UTC) (Link)

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You're mean T :(

Thankfully, I am the youngest child of the family and never had to look at the horror of my mothers vag while she popped out a sibling. GROSS.

I'm sure Kia could explain it in detail if you wanted though, she delivers enough babies. What are you going to do when you're a mediwitch T? I WAS TRYING TO ASSIST IN YOUR EDUCATION AND GROWTH LIKE A GOOD GF.

Ooohh, I like a little fight ;) I'm always up for a chase...
porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 11th, 2011 01:31 am (UTC) (Link)

Private to Mack

I know. :]

UH EW? I'VE NEVER SEEN MY MOTHERS VAG EITHER!? I JUST MEAN LIKE-- OKAY. MAYBE IT'S A MUGGLE THING. MIDDLE SCHOOL EDUCATIONAL FILMS? THE MIRACLE OF LIFE OR WHATEVER?

I'll tell you what I'm going to do, not deliver babies!!! Not everyone has to do that you know.. like, I want to be a surgeon. That's so different.

You would be. :p
notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 11th, 2011 02:54 am (UTC) (Link)

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WAIT, WHAT? MUGGLES SERIOUSLY WATCH THAT SHIT IN MIDDLE SCHOOL? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THEM? ...DID YOU WATCH IT?

Hmmm, well you are good with your hands :) so I suppose that makes sense. You can play doctor with me any day if you need to practice!

And you love being chased by me, don't even lie Tatum. ;)
porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 11th, 2011 03:06 am (UTC) (Link)

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SERIOUSLY THEY DO. LIKE, HEALTH CLASS. AND NO I DIDN'T WATCH IT. RATH DID THOUGH LOL I JUST LOOKED UP CLIPS ON YOUTUBE AFTER HE DID.. SCARRED FOR LIFE. THIS IS THE ONE. 1983, WHICH TELLS YOU A LOT IN TERMS OF QUALITY TOO.

Fuck off lol I already played that with you once already since we got home and it wasn't sexy at all. Too much phlegm.

I surrender, I GUESS.
notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 15th, 2011 04:08 pm (UTC) (Link)

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Well that explains a lot about Rath, THAT POOR BOY...WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO EVER WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT?

But...I could make it sexy this time? :) No phlegm I promise!

I knew you would eventually!
porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 26th, 2011 06:11 pm (UTC) (Link)

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SO YOU GET EDUCATED? I GUESS? AND NOT PREGNANT? IF YOU'RE INTO THAT SHIT. WHICH I'M NOT. SO I THINK I'M SAFE.

No, no sick sexy time. Even if I do give in.
notonyourteam From: [info]notonyourteam Date: July 26th, 2011 06:47 pm (UTC) (Link)

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GROSS, that's all I have to say.

You know you'd like it if I dressed up as a nurse T ;) Don't worry baby, I'll make you feel better...
porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 27th, 2011 10:36 pm (UTC) (Link)

Private to Mack

Right?? Sex education is clearly terrifying.

Lol dirtballin.. does that make me the doc? Show me where it hurts, nurse.
drummerboy From: [info]drummerboy Date: July 4th, 2011 07:38 pm (UTC) (Link)
You love it man don't even try to blame me. You were jammin he second I put it on LMAO she is fucking boss though man .. Been sayin that shit for years

It ain't even age either dude bitch has ALWAYS been sexy
porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 4th, 2011 11:46 pm (UTC) (Link)
She's pretty much a cutie, I'll give her that.

Even Hit Me Baby One More Time? She didn't do it for me then.. well, sort of the video.
drummerboy From: [info]drummerboy Date: July 5th, 2011 12:05 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes even hit me back one more time?? Oh buddy I'd bend her over so quick in that skirt and like the pigtails.. fuckin mint dude u crazy

Her prime was definitely I'm a slave for you and her mtv performance with that boa! for fucking sure dude!!

porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 5th, 2011 03:24 pm (UTC) (Link)
Lmao you're nasty, man.

I think that performance would have been perfect if the boa ate a back up dancer or something.
drummerboy From: [info]drummerboy Date: July 5th, 2011 12:12 am (UTC) (Link)
BAAMMM



don't hate
drummerboy From: [info]drummerboy Date: July 5th, 2011 12:14 am (UTC) (Link)
lol this ones just funny

porcelinaofvast From: [info]porcelinaofvast Date: July 5th, 2011 03:32 pm (UTC) (Link)
HAHAHAHAHHH



VEGETA, WHAT DOES THE SCOUTER SAY ABOUT HIS POWER LEVEL??
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