you hear it first. (thenewstoday) wrote,
@ 2012-01-22 00:32:00

Tattler's Own
Gossip Queen

WHAT YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW

→ In memoriam M & A! Even I won't deny my true sadness over the breaking up of this almost-marriage. You guys were perfect-- what happened? While some rumors may point to infidelity, I know better. Secrets really are no fun when I'm not included, am I right T? Or should I say O? You do have a nasty habit of ending marriages.

→ Now you have even me intrigued, C. If your New Year's resolution wasn't to turn a new leaf, then what was it? You're making my job too easier: who's this new girl, and can I put in a bet for how long she lasts? I hope she's related to someone famous.

→ Spotted! S and A in quite close proximity of each other on the pitch. Isn't he a little old for you, A? M sure seems to think so. Word on the street is S isn't really worth it. I'm chalking it all up to too much pride involved.

→ I can't be the only one who has noticed the sudden uptake in this Catapult player's flying skills. What's your secret R? Which type of off-the-market is it--- illegal or physical?

→ Why the long face, L? It's a good thing to not get your new girl, or any other for that matter, pregnant.

→ Wait, what? It's not K & K but F & K instead? That's impossible.

→ M is pregnant! I know the absolute best store for bassinets. I'll send you the address in exchange for a pair of tickets to your next play, sound good?

→ Don't worry little Z, I've been keeping a close eye on J for you. He only stops by your flat once a day, it's really nothing to worry about. It's just Kestrel camaraderie at its stalkiest!

→ Gee G, don't you think you've been wearing black long enough? I have an excellent list of potentials here, all you need to do is ask.

→ I can't tell you how relieved am I to know that C is finally hanging up the old United uniform. Finally knowing your bones will break from old age, not bludgers, is such a relief I just may sleep easy tonight.

I accept tips in the form of letters, pictures, and word of mouth.

x o x o
YOU'LL LEARN TO LOVE ME
T is for Truth

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	cockaigne 2012-01-22 04:58 am UTC (link)
	~~I DID NOT~~ Why would I break up my best friend and my brother's wedding? That doesn't even make sense! (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wadcock 2012-01-22 05:11 am UTC (link)
	Since when do these things ever make sense? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2012-01-22 05:02 pm UTC (link)
	~~Who's that for you or me~~ Not the point! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2012-01-22 05:14 pm UTC (link)
	You complaining about it only confirms that its you they are talking about. ~~At least that's what Henry tells me.~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	cockaigne 2012-01-22 05:27 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT IDIOT WOULDN'T THINK IT'S ME UGH he's right UGH (Reply to this)(Parent)

	ODETTE antonins 2012-01-22 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	AM I T? DO THEY THINK I AM THIS T PERSON? DO THEY THINK THAT I---- MY NAME STARTS WITH AN A! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	TONY cockaigne 2012-01-22 04:50 pm UTC (link)
	For the love of--- YES YOU ARE T PEOPLE CALL YOU TONY, WITH A T. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ODETTE antonins 2012-01-22 04:52 pm UTC (link)
	~~IKSNDGSDGSDG----~~ WE HAVE TO DESTROY THIS IF ADRIAN SEES THIS THEN HE WILL THINK----HE WILL KILL ME AND HE'S LIVING ON MY COUCH RIGHT NOW SO HE HAS EASY ACCESS AND I THINK I'M HYPERVENTILATING I DON'T HANDLE STRESS VERY WELL ODETTE (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	TONY cockaigne 2012-01-22 05:01 pm UTC (link)
	There is nothing to be stressed about! It's not true! Whatever--- is being implied we had nothing to do with it so just calm down! Just don't let Adrian see it because it might not help the situation right now. He's not going to kill you. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ODETTE antonins 2012-01-22 05:11 pm UTC (link)
	Okay, okay, okay. He is banned from journals, I can tell him that----Cho hid it like she hides all my things. OKAY I CAN DO THAT (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	TONY cockaigne 2012-01-22 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	See? That wasn't so hard. You need to relax more. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	brythonichero 2012-01-22 10:45 pm UTC (link)
	So when are you breaking up my marriage, Odo? I feel slighted it hasn't happened yet. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	silex 2012-01-22 05:26 am UTC (link)
	C says go F yourself. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	mcseeker 2012-01-22 03:39 pm UTC (link)
	HA! I like it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	silex 2012-01-22 10:16 pm UTC (link)
	It's been too long since I've been able to laugh about some bullshit article written by some Queen who doesn't know the first thing about me. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	estellerina 2012-01-22 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	Your bones are not old! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	silex 2012-01-22 10:22 pm UTC (link)
	When I finally do decide to hang up my jersey, you'll be the first to know. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	stageleft 2012-01-22 03:45 pm UTC (link)
	~~I'm cool enough to make The Tattler?! EEEEEEEE~~ (Reply to this)

	flower 2012-01-22 04:17 pm UTC (link)
	~~That's---- I am not~~ That's rude! (Reply to this)

	bratemius 2012-01-22 04:57 pm UTC (link)
	WHAT I'm not--- Ugh. Please. The next story will be some torrid love triangle better seen in a robe-ripper novel, I'm sure. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wadcock 2012-01-22 05:20 pm UTC (link)
	Sounds like a fantastic read to me. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mileshigh 2012-01-22 06:52 pm UTC (link)
	We all know how you behave in league Occamy, but in Phoenix we do not partake in such rude and childish games. Stop talking to my players in your salacious ways or there will be problems. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2012-01-22 06:58 pm UTC (link)
	Aw, don't be jealous Miles. Besides, same team relationships never work out, so its probably for the best. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mileshigh 2012-01-22 07:00 pm UTC (link)
	Do not talk about my players in this manner, Wadcock. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2012-01-22 07:04 pm UTC (link)
	Or what? You don't scare me, Lufkin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	bratemius 2012-01-22 07:07 pm UTC (link)
	Gentlemen! This is hardly the appropriate forum. ~~DO NOT ASSOCIATE ME WITH ANY MORE SCANDAL THAN~~ (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ARISTA mileshigh 2012-01-22 07:15 pm UTC (link)
	Do what you must for this silly charity of his, but I will not have him slandering the Pride organization. I trust that you will make good decisions now on. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	MILES bratemius 2012-01-22 10:34 pm UTC (link)
	~~YOU NEED TO S~~ Insofar as my captain has modeled for me? ~~Ugh, sorry, I know yo~~ Just let me handle it, I promise it will go away. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	Arista wadcock 2012-01-22 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	You are absolutely right. How about you let me take you out to an appropriate forum and we can discuss ~~what a uptight prick your capt---~~ business and how to avoid future mishaps in tabloids. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	SETH bratemius 2012-01-22 10:40 pm UTC (link)
	I will consider it if you ~~STOP HARASSING MY~~ cease antagonizing my captain. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Arista wadcock 2012-01-23 08:36 pm UTC (link)
	You really can't blame me, I can't help it when he makes it so easy. But I can agree to those terms. Not another word to Lufkin. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	Seth bratemius 2012-01-23 09:05 pm UTC (link)
	~~Well, yes, bu---~~ Very well, then. I will see what can be done. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	mileshigh 2012-01-22 07:13 pm UTC (link)
	I do not intend to scare you. Good captains speak to protect their players ~~and also have ministry connections that could destroy your little-~~ As you have proven to not be a good captain in any sense of the word, I am aware that you couldn't comprehend a lack of confrontation. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wadcock 2012-01-22 07:38 pm UTC (link)
	You certainly use a lot of words to convey that I make you feel insecure, but then again Pride is known for spinning their words for their benefit. Oh, and just so you know, I've heard that I was a bad captain so many times the words have lost their meaning. You should find new insults. I can admit when I've done something poorly, can you? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	mileshigh 2012-01-22 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	Stay away from the Pride, Wadcock. (Reply to this)(Parent)

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