urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:toad_like Dolores Umbridge badfairy@gmail.com Dolores Umbridge 2009-06-11T23:21:20Z urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:toad_like:1520 2009-06-11T23:21:20Z 2009-06-11T23:21:20Z Ladies and gentleman of the world!<br /><br />I've just heard some <i>wonderful</i> news from my dear, <i>dear</i> friend, Estella Flint!<br /><br />Now, she asked me to <i>promise</i> not to say anything, but I just <i>can't</i> keep this to myself!<br /><br /><br />The Flint family is expecting a <i>baby</i>!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Oh, isn't this the most <i>fabulous</i> news? Now little Jacob will <i>finally</i> have a sibling! And I suppose the other Flint child will be having a sibling as well, but this is just <i>so</i> wonderful!<br /><br /><br /><br />Now, Estella...don't you just feel so much better, with this out in the open? urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:toad_like:1186 2008-09-08T05:59:03Z 2008-09-08T05:59:03Z Oh <i>my</i>.<br /><br />I've just gotten the most <i>unfortunate</i> of news, relating to one of my very, <i>very</i> dear co-workers! I won't name any <i>names</i> now, but...<br /><br />Well, you know who you are!<br /><br /><br />Goodness, I am terribly glad I don't have to go through any of that nonsense. No need to doubt the Umbridge bloodline! Pure as snow, we are! urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:toad_like:850 2008-06-06T05:25:05Z 2008-06-06T05:25:05Z <i>Hellooo</i> Wizarding World!<br /><br />It's so good to have some time to update and check in on all of you! I've been busy, busy, busy! So much has been going on, here at the Ministry lately, you know. First there was that <i>terrible</i> virus, and then the <i>horrible</i> tragedy of our very own Minister being taken from us...why, the thought alone brings a tear to my eye! Very upsetting, indeed.<br /><br />Anyhow, I have some <i>wonderful</i> news for all of you! It turns out, that I am getting a PROMOTION! Oh, it is <i>so</i> exciting, I can hardly <i>contain</i> myself! I will soon be a member of the Wizengamot! <i>ME</i>! Oh, it's so <i>wonderful</i>! I think I may just go out and <i>celebrate</i>! <br /><br />Today is a <i>very</i> good day! urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:toad_like:352 2008-02-05T18:49:30Z 2008-02-05T18:49:30Z As everyone knows, Valentines Day is coming up! Lovely time of the year, isn't it?<br /><br />Well, I do hope you will all do your part in making sure no rules are broken this year! Remember dears, pink ink is against Ministry Policy. We mustn't be unprofessional!<br /><br />Do expect a longer list of the Ministry Do's and Don'ts for Valentines day. We don't want another fiasco like <i>last</i> year, do we?<br /><br />Have a wonderful day!