Dolores Umbridge

badfairy@gmail.com — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 23:21:20 GMT

Ladies and gentleman of the world!

I've just heard some wonderful news from my dear, dear friend, Estella Flint!

Now, she asked me to promise not to say anything, but I just can't keep this to myself!

The Flint family is expecting a baby!

Oh, isn't this the most fabulous news? Now little Jacob will finally have a sibling! And I suppose the other Flint child will be having a sibling as well, but this is just so wonderful!

Now, Estella...don't you just feel so much better, with this out in the open?

badfairy@gmail.com — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 05:59:03 GMT

Oh my.

I've just gotten the most unfortunate of news, relating to one of my very, very dear co-workers! I won't name any names now, but...

Well, you know who you are!

Goodness, I am terribly glad I don't have to go through any of that nonsense. No need to doubt the Umbridge bloodline! Pure as snow, we are!

badfairy@gmail.com — Fri, 06 Jun 2008 05:25:05 GMT

Hellooo Wizarding World!

It's so good to have some time to update and check in on all of you! I've been busy, busy, busy! So much has been going on, here at the Ministry lately, you know. First there was that terrible virus, and then the horrible tragedy of our very own Minister being taken from us...why, the thought alone brings a tear to my eye! Very upsetting, indeed.

Anyhow, I have some wonderful news for all of you! It turns out, that I am getting a PROMOTION! Oh, it is so exciting, I can hardly contain myself! I will soon be a member of the Wizengamot! ME! Oh, it's so wonderful! I think I may just go out and celebrate!

Today is a very good day!

badfairy@gmail.com — Tue, 05 Feb 2008 18:49:30 GMT

As everyone knows, Valentines Day is coming up! Lovely time of the year, isn't it?

Well, I do hope you will all do your part in making sure no rules are broken this year! Remember dears, pink ink is against Ministry Policy. We mustn't be unprofessional!

Do expect a longer list of the Ministry Do's and Don'ts for Valentines day. We don't want another fiasco like last year, do we?

Have a wonderful day!