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[04 Dec 2008|12:13am] |
ATTENTION, ATTENTION.
HOGWARTS POPULATION: Ron Weasley enjoys knitting baby booties and wearing old ladies' cologne. It's true! I saw it in his dormitory. Seriously, guys, you can't keep trusting this kid. He acts like my great aunt Eunice!! Someone should kick him in the nads. I mean. Er.
SO ANYWAYS HERMIONE GRANGER IS SLUTTING IT UP WITH PANSY PARKINSON.
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[24 Jun 2008|06:44pm] |
ATTENTION HOGWARTS:
DEAN THOMAS WAS SEEN SNOGGING A PICTURE OF LISA TURPIN LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. RON WEASLEY WATCHED.
BREAK-UP ALERT! BREAK-UP ALERT!
HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER HAVE BROKEN UP, HOGWARTS!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?
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