urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:totalsnoop Lavender Brown. Lavender Brown. Lavender Brown. 2008-12-04T05:17:04Z urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:totalsnoop:595 totalsnoop @ 2008-12-04T00:13:00 2008-12-04T05:17:04Z 2008-12-04T05:17:04Z <font size="6">ATTENTION, ATTENTION.</font><br /><br />HOGWARTS POPULATION: Ron Weasley enjoys knitting baby booties and wearing old ladies' cologne. It's true! I <i>saw</i> it in his dormitory. Seriously, guys, you can't keep trusting this kid. He acts like my great aunt Eunice!! <strike>Someone should kick him in the nads. I mean. Er.</strike><br /><br />SO ANYWAYS HERMIONE GRANGER IS SLUTTING IT UP WITH PANSY PARKINSON. urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:totalsnoop:468 totalsnoop @ 2008-06-24T18:44:00 2008-06-24T22:49:18Z 2008-06-24T22:49:18Z ATTENTION HOGWARTS:<br /><br />DEAN THOMAS WAS SEEN SNOGGING A PICTURE OF LISA TURPIN LATE LAST NIGHT WHEN ALL THE LIGHTS WENT OUT. RON WEASLEY WATCHED.<br /><br /><font size="10">BREAK-UP ALERT! BREAK-UP ALERT!</font><br /><br />HARRY POTTER AND HERMIONE GRANGER HAVE <i>BROKEN UP</i>, HOGWARTS!! WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO NOW?