Ryan Turpin

Sat, 17 Apr 2010 15:55:33 GMT

I still don't know why you have to have a birthday party for a one year old. Max seemed to enjoy his 2-years-old cake but all he did was spend time chasing the other kids and getting chased. Like a normal playdate with cake.

I don't know about this girl stuff though. Way too frilly.

Thu, 07 May 2009 22:57:45 GMT

Tim you need to come to the hospital right now please.

Tue, 11 Nov 2008 21:52:18 GMT

Yeah, we don't have any name ideas yet.

[Private to Gleny] I have a favor to ask of you. [/Gleny]

[Private to Tim] I have a favor to ask of you. More of Adamina. I know she's in bed, but both Audrey and I have to work tonight and I am going to be here, so I was wondering if I could have her watch him until my shift is done. He sleeps most of the night, now! [/Tim]

Mon, 29 Sep 2008 03:47:20 GMT

~~YOU'VE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME~~

[TIM]

AUDREY IS FUCKING PREGNANT.

[/ward]

Why is there not more time in a day for a second full time job?

Wed, 05 Mar 2008 05:50:26 GMT

I knew it was an alien.

COVERED IN GOO, TIM. COVERED. IN. GOO.

but after they cleaned him up, I have to say everyone should be glad he looks like his mother, and not me.

Though he has my attitude.

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 02:26:05 GMT

[TIM] ONE MONTH.

AND that means.... we have to do stuff.

How am I going to do this? [/tim]

[GLENY] So Audrey is pregnant and like nearly ready to pop and all that, and I've been reading these books right and there's this schedule in one of them and it says the mummy should have a Baby Shower before he's born and all that only men aren't really supposed to go I guess and I wouldn't know where to start in the first place so I was wondering if you would help out and throw Audrey a party and stuff, I mean she has a sister and everything but I wanted it to be a surprise and her sister can't keep a secret for the life of her and Audrey would know right away.

I'm thinking near or after Valentine's? That way she'd be about two weeks away from being due.

Would you? Please. ~~Don't make me ask Tim ask you~~ [/gleny]

A MONTH.