{I tried to be like Grace Kelly}

ATTENTION EVERYONE:

whirlings

12/29/08 08:26 pm

FREDDY CHOPPING IS A PERVERT. FOSHIZZLE. I'M ONLY A FROSHIE AND I GET STUCK WITH THIS GUY? I CAN'T EVEN GET MOVED TO A NEW ROOM. HE NEEDS HELP. SERIOUSLY. NOT ONLY IS HE A COMPLETE PIG (FORREAL OUR ROOM STINKS LIKE DEER PISS?), BUT THE FIRST DAY I MOVED IN HE DIDN'T EVEN STRAIGHTEN UP THE PLACE. AND WHEN I OPENED THE CLOSET TO PUT MY CLOTHES AWAY, THERE WAS SERIOUSLY A PORNADO. A TORNADO OF PORN MAGS, DUDE. AND ANOTHER TIME I WAS IN THE PARK AND I SWEAR I SAW HIM TAKING PICTURES OF KIDS. MAYBE THAT'S WHY HE PRETENDS LIKE HE HATES THEM. EW.

THANKS TO QB WE'VE GOT THIS PHOTO OF HIM LURKING AROUND THE GIRLS DORM IN THE MIDDLE OF NIGHT:

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• freddychopin

  12/30/08 06:48 am (UTC)

  

  What the FUCK is this. Take this down this minute, douchebag!

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  • whirlings

    12/30/08 06:50 am (UTC)

    

    Um, bitch please. This is a PSA. You don't take PSAs down, honey.

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    • freddychopin

      12/30/08 07:01 am (UTC)

      

      TAKE. IT DOWN.

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      • whirlings

        12/30/08 07:04 am (UTC)

        

        NO WAY, JOSE.

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        • freddychopin

          12/30/08 07:18 am (UTC)

          

          TAKE. IT DOWN.

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          • whirlings

            12/30/08 07:28 am (UTC)

            

            STOP TELLING ME WHAT TO DO.

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            • freddychopin

              12/31/08 12:54 am (UTC)

              

              NO, BITCH. Take it the fuck down!! I'll TELL THE RA.

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              • whirlings

                12/31/08 03:22 am (UTC)

                

                If you stop being disgusting. AND MAYBE STOP BITCHIN' AT THE RA.

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                • freddychopin

                  12/31/08 04:43 am (UTC)

                  

                  I HAVE A RIGHT TO BITCH.

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                  • whirlings

                    12/31/08 08:26 pm (UTC)

                    

                    WELL, YOU ARE ONE AFTER ALL.

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                    • freddychopin

                      1/1/09 03:28 pm (UTC)

                      

                      Can you blame me?

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                      • whirlings

                        1/2/09 04:50 am (UTC)

                        

                        Maybe. It's probably in the genes though.

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• directions

  12/30/08 06:52 am (UTC)

  

  I feel VIOLATED.
  
  That's maybe all of what I'm saying.

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  • whirlings

    12/30/08 06:56 am (UTC)

    

    You go girl!

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    • directions

      12/30/08 07:00 am (UTC)

      

      You too, Mister King!

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      • whirlings

        12/30/08 07:04 am (UTC)

        

        ILU.

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        • directions

          12/30/08 07:06 am (UTC)

          

          AWW BB ILU2

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• fanny

  12/30/08 07:15 am (UTC)

  

  HAHAHAHAHAHAHA IT IS SO TRUE.

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  • whirlings

    12/30/08 07:17 am (UTC)

    

    Seriously. I don't feel safe.

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    • fanny

      12/30/08 07:18 am (UTC)

      

      Chain him to the bed while he's sleeping?

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      • whirlings

        12/30/08 07:27 am (UTC)

        

        Ew! He might like that. Ewwwww. So gross.

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        • fanny

          12/30/08 07:29 am (UTC)

          

          Oh ew you're RIGHT. What are you going to do??

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          • whirlings

            12/30/08 07:42 am (UTC)

            

            I AM NOT GOOD AT PLANNIN' SHIT. I'm probably gonna go hide out at Cor's or something, get away from Peeping Freddy over here.

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            • fanny

              12/31/08 12:44 am (UTC)

              

              Good plan. If you need a place to stay if Cor's is a bust, you know where to find me.

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              • whirlings

                12/31/08 03:23 am (UTC)

                

                Awww, aren't you sweet.

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• georgiepoo

  12/30/08 07:09 pm (UTC)

  

  HEYY now, I don't think I'm okay with that.

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  • whirlings

    12/31/08 03:25 am (UTC)

    

    Honey, no one is okay with him. But I don't have enough evidence to launch a complaint. Hmph.

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    • georgiepoo

      12/31/08 08:01 pm (UTC)

      

      lame.

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• adagio

  12/30/08 09:36 pm (UTC)

  

  This doesn't seem appropriate.

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  • whirlings

    12/31/08 03:26 am (UTC)

    

    My roommate or the truth?

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    • adagio

      1/2/09 11:26 pm (UTC)

      

      Your roommate. I don't want some random guy walking around like that!

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• creation

  12/31/08 02:26 am (UTC)

  

  I feel unsafe. D:

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  • whirlings

    12/31/08 03:28 am (UTC)

    

    We all do, that's why there's an effin' problem here!

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    • creation

      12/31/08 03:32 am (UTC)

      

      Maybe you should like totally be a hero and keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't lurk anymore.

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      • whirlings

        12/31/08 03:58 am (UTC)

        

        B-but I don' wannaaaa. D:

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        • creation

          12/31/08 03:59 am (UTC)

          

          But it's the right thing to do!

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          • whirlings

            12/31/08 08:28 pm (UTC)

            

            I'M SCURED.

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            • creation

              12/31/08 08:31 pm (UTC)

              

              No you're brave! I know it!

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              • whirlings

                12/31/08 08:43 pm (UTC)

                

                WHAT IF SOME CRAZY SHIT GOES DOWN, HUH? I WILL BE BY MYSELF WITH THAT DUDE. THAT'S WHY I'M GOING TO CORINNE'S.

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                • creation

                  12/31/08 08:44 pm (UTC)

                  

                  BRING BACKUP!

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                  • whirlings

                    12/31/08 09:18 pm (UTC)

                    

                    .. WELL, I GUESS.

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