{I tried to be like Grace Kelly}

Homesick!

whirlings

12/27/08 09:14 pm

Ohmigaaaaaaw! Just got into the city and I cannot stand for this shit. Can the fucking clouds stop shitting snow for like five fuckin' minutes, for serious? This is so not good for my hair or my mood. It's like having a cat piss in your cereal or something. Ew, ew, ewwww. I miss Texas already, and some proper food (ilu mom), and some effin' SUNSHINE. Okay, it is not winter in Texas unless it drops below 70, and NUH-UH, THIS IS NOT WINTER, THIS IS SUBARCTIC TEMPERATURES WE'RE TALKING HERE. And it's bad enough that I have this weirdo roommate. Seriously, what the hell did I do to deserve this? He is such a creep and crowding up on my PERSONAL SPACE, and honey, I need a lot of space, lemme just tell you what.

Anyway, holidays were some kind of crazy. My family is always up and raising Cain, y'know, don't matter what occasion it is. Soooo redneck too, ew, I can't believe I'm related to those losers. Two of my cousins were like wrestling in the backyard just because my dad told them whoever won would get a Coke. UM HELLO THERE WERE FIVE FUCKING CANS LEFT IN THE FRIDGE, IDIOTS. Needless to say, somebody ended up with a missing tooth.

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• freddychopin

  12/28/08 07:38 am (UTC)

  

  Oh my God do you ever shut up.

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  • whirlings

    12/28/08 07:45 am (UTC)

    

    UM NO, WHY DO YOU ASK?
    
    BY THE WAY I LIKE CAPSLOCK SO THAT SHIT IS STAYING.

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    • freddychopin

      12/28/08 07:47 am (UTC)

      

      I just need to know. Why did I agree to mentoring a younger student, anyways? You're all nothing but trouble. And I do not fail to give you personal space. I don't know what the hell you're talking about, dolly.
      
      What are you doing? You look ridiculous.

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      • whirlings

        12/28/08 07:55 am (UTC)

        

        I DIDN'T ASK TO BE ASSIGNED WITH YOU, BITCH. IF I RECALL, YOU'RE THE ONE ALL ABOUT MENTORIN' AND SHIT. SOUNDS PRETTY STUPID IF YOU ASK ME, AND YOU KNOW WHAT, YOU WOULD, BECAUSE MY OPINION IS IMPORTANT. WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT?
        
        STOP CALLING ME THOSE GAY NAMES, MAN. IT'S REALLY CREEPY. JUST... EW. STOP.

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        • freddychopin

          12/28/08 07:58 am (UTC)

          

          I thought you were going to be different than you were. I mean, even your e-mail sounded convincing! God.
          
          WHAT? I'm not calling you anything, get the fuck out.

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          • whirlings

            12/28/08 08:04 am (UTC)

            

            Excuse me? Different? Nuh-uh, you can just turn right around and walk your little ass away from my corner of the internets, thank you very fucking much, girlfriend.

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            • freddychopin

              12/28/08 08:06 am (UTC)

              

              Girlfriend? Um. Excuse me, NO.

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              • whirlings

                12/28/08 08:17 am (UTC)

                

                YOU STARTED IT.

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                • freddychopin

                  12/28/08 08:21 am (UTC)

                  

                  How did I start it?

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                  • whirlings

                    12/28/08 08:31 am (UTC)

                    

                    You are such a fag, for serious. JUST GO AWAY.

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                    • freddychopin

                      12/28/08 08:35 am (UTC)

                      

                      Oh I'm the fag?

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                      • whirlings

                        12/28/08 08:38 am (UTC)

                        

                        Blates.

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                        • freddychopin

                          12/28/08 08:44 am (UTC)

                          

                          Blates?

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                          • whirlings

                            12/28/08 08:56 am (UTC)

                            

                            It's cool lingo. You know, blatantly. Jeez, you are so old. And uncool.

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                            • freddychopin

                              12/28/08 09:01 am (UTC)

                              

                              Hey. None of that. I'll tell the RA.

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                              • whirlings

                                12/28/08 09:07 am (UTC)

                                

                                You'll tell the RA what? THAT YOU'RE AN OLD LOSER? AND BLATES A HOMO. WHO WEARS DEER PISS. FINE, I'LL TELL 'EM MYSELF.

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                                • freddychopin

                                  12/29/08 04:18 pm (UTC)

                                  

                                  I'll tell the RA that you're disrespecting the upperclassmen and that if you don't shut up, I'll trash your side of the room.

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                                  • whirlings

                                    12/29/08 10:13 pm (UTC)

                                    

                                    OHMIGAW YOU WOULDN'T DARE. YOU'RE DISRESPECTING ME BY BEING ALIVE. AND IF I COME BACK AND FIND SO MUCH AS A PILLOW MOVED I'MMA CHOP OF ALL YOUR HAIR, BITCH.

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                                    • freddychopin

                                      12/30/08 02:43 am (UTC)

                                      

                                      What in the hell is a gaw?
                                      
                                      You will not.

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                                      • whirlings

                                        12/30/08 02:47 am (UTC)

                                        

                                        Try me.

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                                        • freddychopin

                                          12/30/08 02:59 am (UTC)

                                          

                                          Don't mind if I do.

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                                          • whirlings

                                            12/30/08 06:04 am (UTC)

                                            

                                            Ew, you're nasty.

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• creation

  12/28/08 09:25 am (UTC)

  

  Texas? What's it like?

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  • whirlings

    12/28/08 09:29 am (UTC)

    

    Sexy. WHEREAS ILLINOIS IS A DRIED UP HOODOO.

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    • creation

      12/28/08 09:31 am (UTC)

      

      Texas is sexy? Like, even the cactuses? And the cows?
      
      Idaho isn't sexy. It's potato-y.

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      • whirlings

        12/28/08 09:42 am (UTC)

        

        Everything's just better there, mhm.
        
        Well I haven't been to Idaho (yet), but you just got to work it, girl. Potatoes... potential sexy. I can definitely see it.

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        • creation

          12/28/08 09:43 am (UTC)

          

          Oh my gosh I hope you're not planning to see Idaho. People aim to leave Idaho, not go.

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          • whirlings

            12/28/08 09:51 am (UTC)

            

            Why the hell not! I have to see the world! Yep, this includes potatoes, hon.

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• sashaface

  12/29/08 08:41 am (UTC)

  

  What a wonderful home to go back to.

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  • whirlings

    12/29/08 09:02 am (UTC)

    

    Well jeez, thanks. It's gonna make for awesome memoirs one day though.

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    • sashaface

      12/29/08 09:21 am (UTC)

      

      Forgive me. Sometimes I think I am funny. I am not.

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      • whirlings

        12/29/08 09:31 am (UTC)

        

        Awwww, don't worry, sweetie, you sure are.

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        • sashaface

          12/29/08 07:04 pm (UTC)

          

          I am glad you think so. Maybe.

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          • whirlings

            12/29/08 10:14 pm (UTC)

            

            Why the hell wouldn't you be!

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