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Why I like Beyoncé

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Why I like Beyoncé

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12/28/08 08:16 pm
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SO WHAT IF I'M DRUNK
Her middle name is Giselle. She was in Destiny's Child. She's bootylicious; I mean seriously, she's got a booty that goes on for days. She never ever has a bad hair day (omg lucky beotch!). Girl is almost thirty and can shake it like nobody's business, uh-huh. She's not only talented but also down-to-earth. I think it's cool when superstars don't take themselves seriously. She's got an alter-ego, and her name is SASHA FIERCE! WHY DON'T I HAVE AN ALTER-EGO? THAT WAY I CAN DO BAD THINGS AND BLAME IT ON THEM INSTEAD. Anyway, B is like totally perfect. Don't be hatin'.

Oh, I almost forgot! I was on Smashbox earlier and like, what the hell? They ran out of that one shade of eyeshadow. It's called Minx, and it's divine. What? It's for my mom.

Speaking of which, my momma is totally the best. She got me that new iPhone for Christmas. Except I can't figure out how to charge it...? Boo.
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