wolfe (wolfgang) wrote,
@ 2008-12-17 02:09:00

two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff

Q: How do you make a piano sound good?

A: Sell it and buy a violin.

Ba-dum-tshhh.

	georgiepoo 2008-12-17 04:12 pm UTC (link)
	Aaaaahahahahaahahaha (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-17 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Georgie darling. How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	georgiepoo 2008-12-17 09:59 pm UTC (link)
	No idea, Wolfie baby. How many? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-18 12:20 am UTC (link)
	Three. One to climb the ladder, one to knock it out from under her, and other to say 'I knew that was too high for you, dear.' (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) -

georgiepoo, 2008-12-18 04:03 am UTC

	ludwig 2008-12-17 04:39 pm UTC (link)
	Oh, that's mature. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-17 07:09 pm UTC (link)
	Hey hey hey. Am I not allowed to enjoy a good joke? On MY journal? Invasion of privacy, man. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	ludwig 2008-12-18 12:27 am UTC (link)
	It's not invasion of privacy. It's a public journal! (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-18 01:16 am UTC (link)
	Whatever, just because you haven't figured out how to ban people doesn't mean it can't be done. Arrogant much? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 01:18 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 01:22 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 01:23 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 01:25 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 01:27 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 01:30 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 01:31 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 01:37 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 01:38 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 01:42 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 02:48 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:11 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 07:15 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:17 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 07:29 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:31 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 07:32 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:38 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 07:41 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:42 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 07:47 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:51 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 08:03 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 08:08 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 08:12 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 08:14 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 08:15 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 08:19 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 08:21 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 08:24 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 08:34 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 08:41 am UTC

(no subject) -

ludwig, 2008-12-18 06:24 pm UTC

	musicandlaw 2008-12-17 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians? A drummer. AHA. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-17 07:41 pm UTC (link)
	Not bad, not bad for such an old dude. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	musicandlaw 2008-12-17 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not---CLAAAAAAAAAAAIRE AM I OLD? How do you get a guitarist to play quietly? Give him sheet music. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-17 07:46 pm UTC (link)
	Dude you just asked your girlfriend if you're old. You're old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) -

musicandlaw, 2008-12-17 07:49 pm UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-17 07:50 pm UTC

(no subject) -

musicandlaw, 2008-12-17 07:55 pm UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 12:22 am UTC

(no subject) -

musicandlaw, 2008-12-18 12:40 am UTC

	volsunga_cor 2008-12-17 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Nice one, Wolfe. C, Eb, and G go into a bar. The bartender says," I'm sorry, we don't serve minors." Eb leaves, and C and G share a fifth between them. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-18 12:22 am UTC (link)
	Well you know. It's only funny because it's so true. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	volsunga_cor 2008-12-18 12:34 am UTC (link)
	Want to hear one of my favorites? What's the difference between a bull and an orchestra? Bull's got horns in the front and an ass in the back. (Reply to this)(Parent)

	shosty 2008-12-18 07:17 am UTC (link)
	Oh, that is wonderful. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-18 07:18 am UTC (link)
	Well thanks, beautiful. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	shosty 2008-12-18 07:20 am UTC (link)
	Um. Oh. You're welcome, I suppose. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-18 07:22 am UTC (link)
	No thanks necessary. It's just a pleasure to make a girl smile. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

(no subject) -

shosty, 2008-12-18 07:26 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:29 am UTC

(no subject) -

shosty, 2008-12-18 07:31 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:38 am UTC

(no subject) -

shosty, 2008-12-18 07:40 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:42 am UTC

(no subject) -

shosty, 2008-12-18 07:45 am UTC

(no subject) -

wolfgang, 2008-12-18 07:51 am UTC

(no subject) -

shosty, 2008-12-18 08:00 am UTC

	recitativ 2008-12-19 06:17 am UTC (link)
	BAHA THAT'S AWESOME. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-19 06:25 am UTC (link)
	I aim to please, I aim to please. Your turn. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	recitativ 2008-12-19 06:26 am UTC (link)
	How many sopranos does it take to change a lightbulb? One: to hold the bulb while the earth revolves around her. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	wolfgang 2008-12-19 06:33 am UTC (link)
	Ohhhhhh! Hey be nice, Viv! I know some wonderful, beautiful soprano women. Whom, granted, the earth revolves around. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)