greet, the introductions community.

This is so very late.

Wed, 23 Apr 2008 00:21:49 GMT

Most of you probably don't know who I am and those of you that do likely wish you didn't.

Neverland Kelly

Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:01:47 GMT

Hello, I'm James.

keira and rum, to one and all.

Sun, 23 Mar 2008 08:41:34 GMT

Hello, I'm Keira, and apparently I'm still shit with men. Or just those boys.

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 02:42:34 GMT

So... hello. My name's Jon and I make dumb jokes for money. And how is everybody today?

Don't hold it against me, stage.

Fri, 14 Mar 2008 04:56:56 GMT

I was going to introduce myself, but then I got high.

reesewitherknife

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 03:09:15 GMT

Hit me with your best blonde joke, stage.

murray all star

Fri, 07 Mar 2008 02:09:24 GMT

I'm on a mission to find the worlds greatest intro, the winner gets whatever they desire. Let's see what you got, stage.

mad hatter evan

Sun, 02 Mar 2008 05:56:15 GMT

How you doin', stage?

intros again.

Sat, 01 Mar 2008 17:26:06 GMT

Same James, yummier username. I am just here to follow around Rose Byrne and buy Jared Leto dinner. Let's make this interesting. Tell me how you're spending your Saturday night. If you are spending it alone with a microwave dinner in front of the telly, make something up exciting.

Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:52:04 GMT

Hi there, I’m Dan and you might not know who I am, but I’m in these little films that all start with Harry Potter and the….

How is everyone?

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 15:13:29 GMT

Ok this is me. Natalie Dormer, or Anne Boelyn if you really please. Want to know something just ask and if you're a good girl or boy you may get an answer. :) Message me anytime. I'm always willing to talk.

Va va Voegele.

Sat, 23 Feb 2008 02:15:32 GMT

Hey, everyone. My mane is Kate. I just got done spending my Friday night baking cupcakes from scratch. Unfortunately, I have no one to share them with. Any volunteers?!

aim ideas anyone?

Tue, 19 Feb 2008 23:42:26 GMT

I'm Ioan, any specific information you want just hack into my file with the Secrets Services.

winslet or lose

Mon, 18 Feb 2008 23:28:56 GMT

Hello, Kate Winslet at your service. Though, I'm afraid the only real talent I've got is making sexually loaded comments at inappropriate times. What's your talent?

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 04:35:27 GMT

The name's Hayden, and I hope your Valentine's Day was spent in the theaters.

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 23:07:09 GMT

I admit I'm only here because Rosario Dawson put a picture of me in her profile. Yes, I am in fact that narcissistic! What's good, stage? (If you get stuck here, see example A.)

Tue, 05 Feb 2008 06:58:52 GMT

The Stones or The Beatles?

WhiplasherBern

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:50:12 GMT

Welcome to Entertainment from Hell, 101.

I suppose making mention of my presence, while not entirely required, might help the few of you that have yet to hear our songs know just who I am and what the hell I do.
In other words?
The great answer to 'Why the fuck does he wear make up'?
If you feel like enlightening yourself, try to find whatever wrenched monsters emerge from the term industrial metal.
Yes, these white painted faces come with a reason- on top of the fact they can a make a wicked man look ever so daring.

"So...Who are you again?"

Simply put, kiddies, the boy's of my tight collective cult enjoy chanting my name as Whiplasher Bernadotte, however I do take the shortened form of Whiplasher just as kindly. Besides- who wants to fumble with long names when they could be cackling at the hilarious antics that ensure every time you throw the beings known as Skinny Disco, Bone W Machine, Nightmare Industries, and Cat Casino (or the 'tight ass virgin we all want to rape in the locker room') together with your's truly?
What makes us the stars of Death?
Who the hell else can sit around and laminate in a most passionate fashion about Bass beer while being slap happy drunk off their asses?

"What the hell do you do all day?"

That being said, it should come to notice that my personal life tends to run along the lines of: sing, terrorize, sing, and cause chaos.
See, I've got this small little reputation of being both a complete asshole to the right folks or a down right snake eyed charmer to those who strike me well. It's a fact I tend to praise and pet like some pulsating heart in a jar.

Frankly, kiddies, play along with my little games when I'm happily chasing the darklings and you'll find yourself on the high end of amusement hill come dawn.
I'm a kind killer and a sweet tongued devil given the right pitch, but dart that beady eyes in the wrong manner and someone will end up with more than just a metaphorical dick in their skull.
Defensive? No, but protective? Very much so. I've wasted away too many nights saying farewell to fond friends that I should have kept, so to gain my trust might seem easy on the surface but take it from Bone- I'm a hard ass fucker with a taste for rough shit.

But enough about me- no more will I bore you with the wild rides of my ind-rock life.
Time to step away from the shyness, my dears, and let ol'Whip hear you.
I promise I won't bite too hard, if you promise to give me your first born son...

-Whiplasher

"Were the abstracts too dark for you?"

fashionably late, wouldn't you say.

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 20:50:24 GMT

Hugh Dancy here. I've got a weakness for Guinness, stubborn women, and a good pun...or a bad one. Same thing, really. Tell me your weakness and I'll give you a pint.

punch a chad

Thu, 31 Jan 2008 23:16:31 GMT

i'm chad, and let's be friends.

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 07:39:51 GMT

Hola, me llamo Penélope. Tell me about what you dreamt last night, or the best dream you've ever had.

tenacious heafy

Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:44:28 GMT

i will gladly own up to being the least famous person here. that being said, i'll just introduce myself as "that guy". if you've heard of me, let me know, i'll probably die of a heart attack.

oh yeah. tweak say--oops.

orlando fixation <--- not kidding

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:32:13 GMT

Unlike Shannyn Sossamon, I politely nibble. Hi, I'm Orlando.