it's five o'clock somewhere! again. please don't

it's that time of year. i'll be the first one.

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 19:06:00 GMT

this is the first time
in a long time
that i felt like
coming home for the holidays
everybody's rushing about
why won't anybody hear me out?

my money's low
so instead i'll write you
a song everyone will know
everyone will know.
so here it goes...

can you hear me?
i write so much
that it makes me sick
that it's all about you.
let's drop everything
and not come back
'til next fall
everyone knows that you got me
right where you want me to be.

Wed, 02 Feb 2011 19:02:32 GMT

Can I puh-lease tape Karen's mouth shut? I try to watch my man and her shrieking ruins it all.

Thu, 20 Jan 2011 18:20:36 GMT

Happy birthday, gorgeous. Hope you get everything you want this year.

I decided to watch Pulp Fiction today. Love this song.

Fri, 19 Nov 2010 20:38:44 GMT

It was a teenage wedding, and the old folks wished them well. You could see that Pierre did truly love the mademoiselle. And now the young monsieur and madame have rung the chapel bell. C'est la vie say the old folks, it goes to show you never can tell.

Happy birthday, mate.

Mon, 04 Oct 2010 18:22:20 GMT

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 01:05:28 GMT

My little girl is just a week from starting her senior year of high school. How did that happen?

Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:41:17 GMT

Who else has one of these twitter things? THIS IS AWESOME! Hayden even taught me how to make a smiley face on the computer, see? HOW DID NOBODY DO THIS PRIOR TO NOW?!

:-)

Dear Jenkies,

Sun, 18 Jul 2010 01:45:44 GMT

Eat your heart out, Booby. ;-D

Love,
Mel

My wife is making me watch So You Think You Can Dance. sad

Thu, 15 Jul 2010 05:48:13 GMT

MONOCLE SMILE!

Thu, 13 May 2010 16:38:17 GMT