I-Itai

Sat, 06 Nov 2010 03:00:06 GMT

Calling all Izuna Uchiha:

Please love me. :( I will be your new aniki.

A GENERIC HIDAN? too lazy to make non-TC journal w/e u luv me

Sun, 11 Jul 2010 11:11:25 GMT

If humans have the biggest brains out of all the special little creatures, why the hell can't I find someone who can hold a decent conversation for once. No I don't want to hear your philosophical bullshit and a holistic cure for having a limp nutsack and I don't give a shaken ass about how great your girlfriend fucks. For all the big sopping brains around, you'd think something interesting would be said every once in a while.

And don't pull that "if you want news, make it." I said no philosophical dook.

And it's not complaining! Reporting the facts, alright?

10 things I hate about you

Sun, 13 Jun 2010 04:45:15 GMT

Things I hate

Foolish little brother
Paperwork
Doing things for other people
When I run out of dango
When I don't get sex from that rough girl down the street
People snore too loud
The Jashin cat that always makes it into roleplays. since when did Hidan have a cat?
The lack of attention focused on me, because I am too pretty
When foolish little brother takes my favorite dildo and doesn't wash it afterward
Everything, because I like to complain

Things I like

Tiptoeing through the tulips
Dango because it is so readily available in America
Touching dango
Wearing large hats
Touching myself in an impure manner using a bottle of hand lotion
Foolish little brother when he puts out
Bitching about people
When I get to sit on my ass all day long and do nothing
I want a cheeseburger without the bun and just fill it full of meat right now. Make sure it's steak.
Smacking a bitch up

Wed, 24 Feb 2010 23:32:00 GMT

Can someone fix that dripping faucet.

Sat, 23 Jan 2010 17:43:03 GMT

I'd like to officially propose the notion that marriage to a Senju be made illegal, and punishable by deportation.

Mon, 18 Jan 2010 08:00:21 GMT

Swinging on a pole. Swinging on a pole. You can't stop me cause I'm swinging on a pole~

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 10:30:01 GMT

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:32:04 GMT

Wanted: One brother who is not afraid to touch a little bit too low and a nephew who needs to be shown family love ♥

Please call me on 555-xxxxxx for applications.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 18:59:05 GMT

Why don't I get a wallet picture?

Wed, 07 Oct 2009 19:45:37 GMT

ROLL CALL

Uchiha

• Madara
- cheated
- firestarter
- kakumei
- kiss_and_sell
- visually

• Tobi
- discounted
- dodos_conundrum

• Izuna
- 4amforever
- skullfucked

• Itachi
- allinthefamily
- doseidomei
- lost_but_found
- nigete

• Sasuke
- shukumei
- stolidly
- vitiated

• Shisui
- hikemei

Akatsuki

• Hidan
- celibation

• Kakuzu
- phase3

• Kisame
- greatwhitesmile
- kisame

• Deidara
- technologique

• Orochimaru
- thebestultrasex

Senju

• Hashirama
- devilswalknstik
- hogoshu

• Tobirama
- tobirama

ETC

• Gaara
- glitched
- inhumanresource
- mehface

• Udon
- jizzedinmypants

We have an Uchiha problem.

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 05:00:22 GMT

I need... some advice.

Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:26:11 GMT

There is nothing wrong with looking your best at all times.

Sun, 20 Sep 2009 00:33:16 GMT

Eye patches are definitely only worn by the badass.

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 22:19:20 GMT

THATS ALL I GOT

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 00:50:22 GMT

Once upon a time, there were two brothers...

Wed, 09 Sep 2009 10:18:38 GMT

Who is responsible for not giving the various Itachi enough hugs?

Tue, 08 Sep 2009 12:10:29 GMT

Why am I the shorter one.

Thu, 27 Aug 2009 06:24:12 GMT

Heard there's some asshole hanging around these parts that needs to be taken care of.

Sat, 22 Aug 2009 00:33:54 GMT

At this rate, becoming a full blown alcoholic is imminent.

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:08:31 GMT

I want a home, too. :(

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Wed, 22 Jul 2009 12:30:16 GMT

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Tue, 07 Jul 2009 11:43:44 GMT

I think my phone is broken.

It never rings.

FOR SASUKE

Wed, 01 Jul 2009 18:56:07 GMT

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:28:38 GMT

Sat, 06 Jun 2009 12:10:19 GMT

What is all of this i-itai business? Something like that would never come from my lips.