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✗ sex life meme

2012-03-17T08:17:01Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Girls only.

o2. Where does sexuality rank in your priorities? Does the answer to the question above in any way define your interactions with others? Or, if you do NOT have a sexuality that can be so easily labeled, are you troubled by this uncertainty in any way?

As high as for normal men... so, high.

o3. Would you consider switching your 'usual' role in a sexual situation? If this question seems a bit vague, I'll elaborate: Would you, as a male or sexually dominant person be open to being dominated, topped or made to submit sexually? Or, would you, as a female or sexually submissive person have any ambition to dominate or display aggression in a sex situation? Why or why not?

What?...

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

I would make a pretty girl, but no.

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

No, don't be stupid.

✖ DEFLOWERING ✖

o6. Let's ease into talking about the act itself with a little exploration of your past tentative beginnings. When did you receive your first kiss? Who was the person that kissed you? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant?

It was too long ago... I can't remember.

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when you were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

Yes. Vivian, then Choon-Hee.

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

Both of my crushes, when I was finally old enough to have one.

o9. Have you dated before? Did you have boyfriends or a girlfriends before currently answering this question? How did those relationships work-out for you, or barring past relationships: did you avoid having a significant other for any reason?

Girlfriends. They were good, I liked each girl I've dated. That's why I dated them.

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

I lost it in my high school sophomore year. It was her prom... she wasn't older, really, so that didn't matter. It wasn't pleasant; her dress was hard to take off and the hotel bed made too much noise. That's why, now, all of my beds are always the most comfortable beds.

✖ SPIRIT FINGERS ✖

11. Now we begin with the dirty details! Have you ever been fingered or given a handjob? Was this one of your initial sexual experiences, or did you plunge right into the deep end when you lost your virginity? Do you like to be fingered or given hand jobs, or is it not really your thing?

Handjobs, as I'm a boy. And... I don't get very into them. I like being more involved.

12. Have you ever fingered or given a hand job to anybody else? The difference in aggressiveness and intent between giving and receiving is an interesting dynamic to explore, so let's see: were you doing this because you wanted to, or were you asked/forced to do it?

I've fingered. It can work, sometimes, but I have to... know what she likes, to do well. Most times, I don't know the girl well enough.

13. If you have used your hands on a man, would you be willing to use your hands on a woman [or vice-versa]? Is there a difference of taste, a level of squick or an utter lack of interest involved?

Not likely.

14. Pianists, artists and surgeons are just a few kinds of people with very skillful hands. Are you especially dextrous? Do you do a good job of pleasuring someone with your hands? Or, is your touch as skillful and delicate as a bat from a boxing glove?

I... already answered this. I can be, and am dextrous, but only good if I really know the girl... and like her.

15. Do you mind your partner 'reaching the peak' while in your hands? It's a matter of texture and cleanliness, and some people absolutely despise the squishy, messy feeling and the smell of it. Do you revel in it?

For cleanliness, it's preffered not to. But, I wouldn't... reach my peak in hands, either; or, I would try to avoid it.

✖ ORAL REPORT ✖

16. Getting a bit deeper now... Have you ever received oral sex [fellatio or cunnilingus] from anyone? Was it from someone with whom you were engaged in a romantic relationship, or was it from someone else [a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy]? Was it good, or was the other person just as inexperienced at giving as you were at receiving?

Yes, I have. I enjoy it more than handjobs, but mostly... if sharing the experience.

17. Have you ever given anyone oral sex? Who did you give it to, and under what circumstances? Was it good for your partner, or was it bad [remember, this was your first time. There's no shame in not doing something right the first time, though you may not think so]?

Yes. My first time was senior year in high school, after Feng taught me how to and what it was. He was a good teacher, every girl always enjoys it.

18. If you received oral from a female, how would you react to receiving it from a male? If you received it from a male, how would you react if a female went down on you? Similarly, if you have given fellatio before, how would you feel about giving cunnilingus or vice-versa? Would it be morally objectionable to you, or would it be just fine? Would there be a difference in interest for you between one kind of oral and the other?

I don't believe I would enjoy the experience.

19. Are you especially skillful with your tongue? People with oral fixations [smokers, people who constantly chew on reeds or candies, etc.] tend to be naturals in this department, it seems, but not everyone is so blessed. Did you apply a concentrated effort to be as good as you are? At the other end of the spectrum, do you really not care for giving oral at all and avoid it at all costs?

No oral fixations, only good lessons.

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Swallow. Shu Shu fixed tastes, and girls don't often taste bad anyway. So, why not?

✖ GETTING DOWN ✖

21. Alright, now we're ready for these questions. Do you have a sexual position that you prefer above others? Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, that one position where their face is pushed into the mattress and their ass is in the air as high as it can go? Named or described, this is a detail that can reveal a lot about your boldness and confidence or a similar lack thereof [for instance, do you avoid positions that involve eye contact or do you seek them out?]

I don't... remember names well for them. I like... 69. I know that. And, if I am trying to please a girl orally, I like if she's above me; if she sits on my.. face... otherwise, I like to top.

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

Usually, slow, but I can be rough. Sorry.

23. Are you quiet about expressing yourself during the act, or are you so loud that the neighbors will call the cops? Are you a relatively immobile participant that leaves you partner to do most of the work or are you passionately throwing yourself into every position imaginable? Why are you this way, and is it an issue of taste or of capability for you?

I can get loud, the closer I get to climax.

24. It's pretty hard to maintain a balance here, though it is possible... but there's almost always an element of either selfishness or selflessness in sex. Are you more focused on satisfying your own needs first, or on pleasuring your partner?

I remind myself to be selfless; naturally, I'm selfish.

25. What do you do pre and post-coital? Are you a fan of a lot of foreplay beforehand and a lot of cuddling and one-on-one time afterwards, or are you more into getting down to business and then going to sleep?

Foreplay is my... forte. (A joke...) But, I enjoy it. Drag it out, if I can. Cuddling... only when I'm very comfortable with the girl.

✖ GETTING DIRTY ✖

26. And now for some of the kinkier stuff! Do you feel particularly aroused by violence, bloodletting or the presence of deadly weapons in the foreplay or sex [guns, knives and all that they can be utilized for in the bedroom]? Is your partner [or theoretical partner, if you've yet to have one] a fan of this fetish, or no?

No.

27. Do you have any voyeuristic or exhibitionist tendencies? What I mean is, do you enjoy the thought of performing sexually in front of an audience or in a public place, or do you enjoy the thought of watching someone else engage in sex, either by secretly spying on them or coming right out into plain view for it?

I used to... have a mirror over my bed. So, yes. I enjoy both ends of the question.

28. Would you be open to a sexual situation involving multiple partners? Is this reflective of a certain level of intimacy and/or trust between you and your prospective partners, or just a basic matter of lust that they would have some awkward coffee over the next morning?

Maybe. But, it would be a lot of work.

29. Would you be capable of or inclined to rape anyone? Rape is most often an issue of control, not only as it is exerted over another human being but as a measure of the amount of control that even an otherwise incredibly violent character can exert over themselves.

No. That's insane.

3o. Would you be tempted by SOME FORM OF SEX that is illegal by its very nature? I mean, let's see here... that would be 'taking the jailbait' or 'getting a bit too friendly with the sheep,' for example. Would they obey these urges?

No.

✖ THE AFTERGLOW ✖

31. Okay, to ease you back into the world of light, let's have a few final questions about relationships in general. Are you the type to remain committed and monogamous, or would you be likely or capable of cheating on your significant other?

I have a problem being in a relationship, but not for lacking in commitment; I don't believe in cheating.

32. Would you be the type to happily bounce headlong into longterm dating, engagement and marriage, or would you be more likely to have commitment anxiety and 'cold feet?' Incidentally, are you more likely to propose or to be proposed to by your partner or any prospective partners in-game?

Not cold feet, but longterm dating is most likely for me.

33. Do you seem like you would be a good or a bad parent? Regardless of your actual sexual situation and whether you CAN have kids in your current or prospective relationship or not, do you think that you'd be up to the task of caring for a child? Or, do you HATE the little buggers? Why do you feel that way?

A bad parent. I'm not mature enough for.. no.

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

Settle-down type?

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

Loyal.

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-09T06:57:07Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Hetero-ro-ro-ro!!!

It's like... tied for first with music and food... and sex. Wait. Right!! Yeah, tied for first!

I don't even... WHAT WOULD A USUAL ROLE BE?? The happiest person there?!

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. No.

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

ALL KISSES ARE VALID, ALL KISSES ARE VALID. IT'S ALL GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

First... kiss.... I can't remember her name... D:! WHAT. It must have sucked.....

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when you were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

EVERY WOMAN.

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

MY FIRST WET DREAM... was about...... I don't wanna say. It was bad. There was a boy and there were things and. No! NO!

Only~~~ girlfriends!

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

Pleasant!!! I CAN'T REMEMBER HER NAME EITHER... what is my life??

Yeahhhh! It makes drumming really difficult :(

I LOVE FINGERING GIRLS. Sometimes it's more fun than sex~~~! Hearing them get louder, feeling them around my fingers, playing with them like that... and mostly, you can dot hat easiest in public, for MORE fun!

I probably would?? Do you think it'd feel like mine does? I wonder if I'd need both hands...

WHERE ARE THE DRUMMERS?!?!?!!?!? We count, you know!! I'm super dextrous. Watch me twirl my sticks!

I really like the taste, the texture.... so I usually just lick it clean. ;x

Yeahhhhhhhhhh! She was great!! THEY'RE ALL GREAT.

I've learned a LOT over time!! Every time you get better. I'm pretty ace with it now.

If a guy went... and.... maybe it wouldn't be bad! I KNOW BOYS HAVE TO WANT IT, RIGHT??

MY TONGUE IS EXTRAORDINARY.

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Gimme gimme more, gimme more~

I don't know... position... names.................... I suck. I like showing off, though! WHATEVER LETS ME SHOW OFF BEST.

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

FAST AND ROUGH. FOR NOW. If I wasn't in a good mood though.... probably still rough. ;x Who knows!!!

That depends!!! ON A LOT OF THINGS. DO ME RIGHT AND SEE.

THAT DEPENDS TOO!!!

If I'm in a hurry, forget everything! But, I like foreplay. And I like after-play. Cuddling not so much...

One time, this girl... she tried to cut me and lick my blood. NOT. COOL.

YEAH I DO.

YEAH I WOULD.

What?! No! That's so bad!

NO!

I like dating....

I wanna get married one day :( Wanna be my bride?

I WOULD ROOOOOOOOOCK \m/

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

Settle-down!!

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

I COULDN'T AFFORD A LOT OF DIVORCES.

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-09T05:35:46Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Hetero!!

It's not all that important... but, yunno. Sex sells! So, there's that.

Ohh, sure! Why not. If he could handle it!

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

Like a dude? Blaise better not want any of that! None of my future boyfriends, either!

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

Heck no! Do who you do and do them right!

Yunno... it was kind of late! Because of recovering from that jaw thing most boys didn't even like me until I was like nineteen or twenty... so. Yeah. It was this guy who liked my singing at cousin Sidney's bar! Can't remember his name. Stank like beer, not cool.

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when you were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

Ohhh yeah... "uncle" Andy wasn't just an uncle when I was a kid! But, real-talk crushes?? Uh... Brad Pitt. I know, typical. What of it??

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

My first wet dream was... this is kind of silly, but it was me and Gambit. From X-men? Oh yeah. Hardcore. I think I was Rogue, but who cares? And man! They didn't lie about the bulges on the suit.

I've had a line of boyfriends! Plenty of boys. Do people call me a maneater now?? Maybe!

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

I lost it when I was twenty-six, to a drummer dude that I was jamming with. First he was rocking my song on the drum set, then he was banging me out instead. Mind-blown!

Yeah, I have been, for foreplay kind of stuff. It's never been a big focus point for me or the guys I'm with.

I've given handjobs! When I just don't feel up to it but I see that look in his eye. What else are you gonna do, huh?

Sure, if I was drunk enough and the lady was pretty and willing, maybe. And pigs have to be flying, too. There's that!

My fingers are a little rough, but a good grip never hurt anyone, right? I don't tear anything off, and no guy has ever complained, so maybe I do a thing or two right.

Please, tell me it's coming! If it's just a handjob deal I need to be able to do some clean up.

Yeah, I have! It's pretty rad.

I give it plenty. My mouth being bigger is definitely a perk I didn't find out about until later in life. Now boys can enjoy it. Hi, Blaise~♥

I've never thought of a girl down there, but it could be kind of sexy? I guess. Just not something that gets me going though, sorry!

From where I started to where I'm at now, well. Let's just say Blaise is pretty lucky he waited so long to have at me!

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Swallow! A good girl never spits, not in streets and not in the bedroom. That's one of my billion mottos.

I'm a girl on top of the world and her man, so any time I'm riding I'm pretty happy. Of course, sometimes, I let him get his way... if he's lucky!

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

No preference! Sex is sex. Now, if you're trying to romance me you better make love to me, right and proper! Otherwise, let's go wild.

Oh, I'm a big mouth in every which way, I promise. Actually, the neighbors have complained before, so...

It's not too hard finding a balance, but sometimes I slip up and just wanna be selfish now and again. I always make it up though! Promise.

I'm.. weird, I guess. Foreplay and that stuff, I'm lame with it. I'd much rather get down to business then spend time after being the nice couple, kissing and holding onto each other.

Contrary to popular belief!! No. A toy gun, maybe, and a butterknife frozen for some sensual effects, but that's it!

Oh, who doesn't? Stop lying, world!

Well... it would have to be for something really special for the person I was dating, and I'd have to know everyone involved, at least a little. So that they knew it was a one time thing.

Rape-fantasy... maybe. That's not much different from getting tied down or something. Just, lots of safe words and you know. No hitting me.

Heck no!

I'm all about just one guy at a time. Blaise is more than enough for me!

Not headlong, but it's a thought.

I'll... have good learning for being a parent, when the time comes!

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

Settle-down, when my career cools a little more!

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

One marriage and that's it, please!

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-09T05:07:06Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Straight.

Not often important enough.

. . .

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

No. Wha--no.

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

No objections.

First kiss... a girl, named Cierra, on the beach. We were younger. She kissed me, I was caught by surprise. It was strange, and clumsy. She shoved me into the sand afterward.

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when you were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

Yes. A friend.

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

My dream was... with a friend. It was pleasant. It was unpleasant to have to change my sheets afterward.

Yes, I have dated. They functioned just barely, so each ended early.

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

A girl, in high school. Dianna. I was seventeen. It was pleasant, slow.

Yes. My first time, when I was fifteen, at a birthday party. Seven minutes in heaven was more than that. It was.. fine.

Yes. In return for the heaven time. It felt right to do.

No, not on a man.

I'm dextrous. Good with both hands.

For cleanliness, it's better to avoid. But, you can't help the heat of the moment.

Yes. Someone I was dating, never simple strangers. Very good. She was experienced.

It was good for her, she guided me the whole way. Now, I know the signs and what to do.

That's.... not something I think I would enjoy. But, who knows?

Yes, I can be.

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Swallow, because spitting ruins the moment.

The om, cowgirl. Sometimes, bending her over.

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

Preference?... Fast and rough. But, I abide by whichever pace is set for me.

I'm normally quiet, but I make sounds.

Selfless, usually.

Not good at flirting, but I can handle foreplay. Cuddling is... strange? Better in relationships.

That's absurd.

Maybe... exhibitionist, but not voyeuristic. I don't have shame in myself or what I do.

Maybe.

No.

Committed.

Marriage... that's an uncertainty. I'm not even dating anyone...

I don't think of having children. So...

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

I would like to settle down.

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

Loyalty is most important.

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-09T04:46:17Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Oriana-sexual

Second most important, after children. No change to my interactions.

Yes.

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

.... Strange, but ... yes?

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

No.

Oriana. Always pleasant.

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when they were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

Youngest: Hyori, Jolin, Jasmine. Most important: Oriana.

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

My crushes. All of them.

Only Oriana.

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

With Oriana, in college. Unpleasant for her, because I was a fumbling mess. Pleasant for me, because she is perfection.

Yes. Anything Oriana does is my "thing".

Yes. I do so voluntarily. I enjoy keeping Oriana happy.

No.

I'm capable.

No, I don't mind.

Yes. Oriana. It's.... I lost my train of thought.

I was horrible. Now, I have tongue kung-fu.

No.

Tongue kung-fu.

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Mm. Swallow.

When I am strapped down, maybe.

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

Any and all. Lately, fast, because of the children.

It can be the loudest I can get.

Selfless.

On a perfect night? We have hours of foreplay, sex and post-coital.

Not particularly.

On occasion.

No.

Commited and monogamous.

Marriage.

With children now, so... hopefully well-prepared.

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

Settled-down already.

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

Until our next life, and thereafter.

✗ the sex meme

2012-03-09T03:59:41Z

✖ The Condemnations Sex Meme ✖

the set-up ✖
oo1. What is your sexual orientation? Girls all the way!! Including you, Key~♥
oo2. Have you ever contemplated it? No...
oo3. If you're straight/bi, what do you think of homosexual relationships? Go for it!! As long as it's not Dumbho.

the history ✖
oo4. If you're straight, what do you think of bisexuality? It's cool... and selfish!
oo5. Have you, or have you ever been, bi-curious? Probably? I don't know!
oo6. Have you ever had a same-sex experience, if you're straight? What did you think of it? No... not a real one!
oo7. How old were you when you lost your virginity? How? With who? Was it good? I was a teenager! To my first girlfriend, Jiyeon. Ah~ Jiyeon~

the interests ✖
oo8. Do you regret it? No way!
oo9. How would you rate your sex drive? It's pretty high...
o1o. In bed, are you noisy and vocal, or quiet? I can get noisy! But sometimes some girls are too loud. Don't squeak!!
o11. Does it turn you on to have a vocal partner? Oh yeah, definitely.
o12. Are you shy in bed, or confident? I'm really confident!
o13. Would you say that you are adventurous in bed? I don't go hunting for treasure or anything...
o14. What turns you on and off in a partner? Pretty smiles, small faces, nice hair... and girls that know what they want!
o15. Are there any of your friends that you would consider having sex with? Lots of them! Keke

the preferences ✖
o16. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night? All day long! I win.
o17. What side of the bed do you sleep on? Left side.
o18. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money? Not money, no...
o19. Do you watch or read pornography? Uh, yeah! Well, not now.. whenever I'm single and not bringing girls home...
o2o. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed? Aggressive! But not too aggressive! No firing canons at me anymore. Stupid...
o21. What are your top three favorite kinks? Breasts, legs... girls?? What the hell do you put for a kink.
o22. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect, sexually? Not with me...

the locations ✖
o23. Have you ever had sex in a shower or the bath? Yeah!
o24. Where is the most romantic place you've had sex? On a cruise ship... or the beach.
o25. Where is the weirdest place you've had sex? Probably on the beach... sand... everywhere...
o26. Have you ever been caught having sex? Not yet! I'm so good...
o27. Have you ever gone to a bar just to get laid? Yeah! All the time. When I was single.
o28. Have you ever gotten picked up at a bar? Literally or... figure-lately?
o29. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater? Yeah, but it was kind of stupid.
o3o. Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall? Yeah, but there's no room!
o31. Have you ever had sex at work? Oh yeah... a lot.

the extras ✖
o32. Have you ever bought anything from an adult store? Collars... handcuffs... porn...
o33. Do you currently own any sex toys? A few! Maybe.
o34. Does anyone have any naught pictures of you? Film? Probably?
o35. Have you ever called out the wrong name while having sex? Ke... yeah... sorry!
o36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse? Only if you're good at it, like me!

the positions ✖
o37. What is your favorite sexual position? The one where I'm inside of a girl. You know... all of them.
o38. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time? No...
o39. What's the highest number of climaxes you've been able to achieve in one night? In one night?? I don't know... once, I went a whole weekend and we only stopped to eat. We even did it in the shower.
o4o. Does S&M appeal to you? Yeah, a little bit.
o41. Have you ever tried bondage? Yeah, a little bit.
o42. Do you own sexy underwear specifically purchased for your partners' interest? What the hell is sexy underwear for a guy?!
o43. Do you, or have you ever, dressed up? If so, as what? Yeah, as just random stuff... firemen or things...
o44. Have you ever role-played? If so, as what? As someone smart? Kekeke
o45. Do you have any fantasies? If so, what? Only with my Key~

jibeuro @ 2012-03-08T23:39:00

2012-03-09T03:49:19Z

✖ The Condemnations Sex Meme ✖

the set-up
oo1. What is your sexual orientation?
oo2. Have you ever contemplated it?
oo3. If you're straight/bi, what do you think of homosexual relationships?

the history
oo4. If you're straight, what do you think of bisexuality?
oo5. Have you, or have you ever been, bi-curious?
oo6. Have you ever had a same-sex experience, if you're straight? What did you think of it?
oo7. How old were you when you lost your virginity? How? With who? Was it good?

the interests
oo8. Do you regret it?
oo9. How would you rate your sex drive?
o1o. In bed, are you noisy and vocal, or quiet?
o11. Does it turn you on to have a vocal partner?
o12. Are you shy in bed, or confident?
o13. Would you say that you are adventurous in bed?
o14. What turns you on and off in a partner?
o15. Are there any of your friends that you would consider having sex with?

the preferences
o16. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
o17. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
o18. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
o19. Do you watch or read pornography?
o2o. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
o21. What are your top three favorite kinks?
o22. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect, sexually?

the locations
o23. Have you ever had sex in a shower or the bath?
o24. Where is the most romantic place you've had sex?
o25. Where is the weirdest place you've had sex?
o26. Have you ever been caught having sex?
o27. Have you ever gone to a bar just to get laid?
o28. Have you ever gotten picked up at a bar?
o29. Have you ever had sex in a movie theater?
o3o. Have you ever had sex in a bathroom stall?
o31. Have you ever had sex at work?

the extras
o32. Have you ever bought anything from an adult store?
o33. Do you currently own any sex toys?
o34. Does anyone have any naught pictures of you? Film?
o35. Have you ever called out the wrong name while having sex?
o36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?

the positions
o37. What is your favorite sexual position?
o38. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
o39. What's the highest number of climaxes you've been able to achieve in one night?
o4o. Does S&M appeal to you?
o41. Have you ever tried bondage?
o42. Do you own sexy underwear specifically purchased for your partners' interest?
o43. Do you, or have you ever, dressed up? If so, as what?
o44. Have you ever role-played? If so, as what?
o45. Do you have any fantasies? If so, what?

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-09T02:16:22Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Heterosexual, all the way.

No troubles, no impacts, no definitions. It's all good.

Willing to try anything once, so. Been dominated and dominated.. neither matters much for me.

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

Yeah.. don't think so. Not Magic Feet here.

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

Do what you do and don't expect me to participate, that's all.

Man, that was so long ago... can't even remember! Joking. Byul was my first kiss, can't remember who started it... it was pleasant, or I wouldn't be with her!

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when you were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

How young? Real young.. Uhm Jung Hwa. Kinda young, Gummy nuna, Hyori nuna...

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

First wet dream? First wet dream... can't remember! Think it had something to do with this chick that worked at the chicken place near home.

Plenty of dating done, but uh.. not really good at it. Definitely not. Could learn a thing or two after all this time! Guess it just don't stick so well.

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

Lost it before Byul, sadly. Man, that was a long, long time ago. Can't remember exact circumstances... couldn't have been that important or good though, right?

Yeah, been given lotsa handjobs over all these years. Don't mind them much, if we're just going for something quick.

Fingered and uh once gave a handjob, but it was weird and just experimenting, so it wasn't so good. Work count? Always messing around down there with ladies now.

Have, didn't like it much, not my game.

Don't think my fingers work too good that way, my hips are a little better for it, I'm just saying.

What else you gonna do in a hurry, right?

Yeah, have. From currently dating, ex's, strangers, co-workers... plenty. First time wasn't so good, finished too quick, got on her face. She wasn't happy... other times pretty good.

Yeah. Girls see the lips and kinda get ideas, you know? I've had plenty, plenty of time to get down and get my technique down pact. So, ego-free? Probably pretty good at getting it done.

After all these years, still don't think I'd wanna get a guy going down on me... sorry, fanfiction writers! But who knows, some day. Magic Feet's a pretty boy.

My tongue's the second most talented thing on my body.

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Don't go down on guys, so sure. Ladies, drip away, I'll drink it up.

Doggy, cowgirl, a few other styles of getting ridden. I like a girl grinding down on me while I can ride back up.

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

Depends on the lady, the hour, the wine that's been flowing already. Slow and gentle with the right lady, fast and rough with others. Looking at you, Misato.

Get kinda expressive, loud. Also like girls getting just as loud. Help a guy out, you know? I like knowing what I'm doing is appreciated.

Probably selfish, but you'd have to ask the girls I've had.

Like foreplay, master at it. Setting up a night good, breaking out the romance. Candles, satin, soft music... could get any girl ready well.

No... ain't aroused.

Can't say I do, actually. Never even taped myself in the bedroom!

Sure, but don't think Byul is down for that. Just saying...

No way, that's uh. Rough. Too rough for me.

Couldn't think of anything illegal I'd wanna try, except maybe something in a public place, but not with lots of folks around.

commitment... it's tough. Think people are better off not getting tied down to me. Just saying.

Magic Feet is magic, I'm Cold all the way.

Think I did my best.

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

I'm about as settled-down as I've ever been right now.

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

Loyal, but not with marriage. Just... yeah. Haven't cheated in a long, long time! Just can't get that question out. Gotta leave room for change.

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-09T01:25:25Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Homosexual.

Does it matter for anything? Well, I suppose I wouldn't be undressing any men with my eyes while conversing with them, so. There's that.

It's hard to teach an old dog new tricks!

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

Fight tooth and nail. I wouldn't like a woman who felt more comfortable with me as a man instead. Ridiculous.

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

I truly hate those straights. Ruining society, don't you know!

My first kiss as a boy in school, in secret, of course, or daddy would have killed him. I knew, as soon as his tongue touched mine, that girls were for me. It took a few years after to fully accept, but I have him to thank for that, whatever his name was~♥

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when you were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

Melia, but that's a secret. Shhh~ otherwise? Hm. Jolin.

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

Ah, a girl shouldn't tell! But, I could, because we're such dear friends. My very first was with a pirate girl that used to be part of daddy's crew, and I woke up lying to mother that I was all sorts of confused about dreams about boys instead. I would have liked a taste of her, but it's too bad she was gone by the time daddy let me on the ship.

Only sparsely if you count it at all. Doubtful that any of them have shaped me personally, but they were fun while they lasted.

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

Losing it! Interesting. On the ship, while everyone was on land. It was quick and messy and, well, I did realize dresses were good for handling that suddenly. But if I could go back and fix it, I would. Too sloppy. Too, too sloppy.

Of course I have been. It was the first thing, but it's a good majority of what I can do, so I doubt it wasn't a plunge right into sexuality when it happened. It is my thing, very, very much so.

Fingered plenty, and wouldn't dream of giving a hand-job with anything but specific intent, honestly. A penis just does not make me want to grab hold and have fun, sorry, boys!

No level of squick, simply an utter and total lack of interest involved. Fine and all to look at, like statues, but nothing that gets me wet.

You've forgotten a good seamstress, so, yes. Very dextrous. Very capable. It would be a pleasure to show you how so, ladies.

It isn't very hard to clean off, no, and it adds a good flair to lick your fingers clean afterward, I think. Something arousing about it...

Of course! Friends, neighbors, all that can be. Sometimes a girl just needs a little push in the right direction, or guidance on where to aim...

Yes, I eat regularly, thank you very much. My first time, like I said, was terribly sloppy. I don't think my mouth has ever felt so damp and covered before or since.

There is a big difference and, sorry, I have no interest in men coming near me at either end.

A wicked tongue does wicked things!

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

There are few times I've had an urge to completely gag, so mostly I lick it all up, neatly.

Cliche, but numbers never hurt anyone: 69, all the way. I enjoy your convex against my concave.

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

Fast and rough. I just like that better, or maybe I'm passively aggressive and trying to take it out in bed? Hm!

People can get me singing very, very easily. Tune me up!

Selfish. Completely, totally selfish, and absolutely unapologetic. You have to get me to work for your pleasure. Make me want to make you feel just as good back.

No cuddling, and flirting is enough foreplay. You must be special if I sleep beside you through the night.

No, absolutely not. If we get violent we are not having sex.

Neither turns me on, but I would never be opposed to either, if I'm honest. There's always room to learn something new, and maybe I'd enjoy being watched or watching from a close distance, huh? Or I'd just beg to join in...

Certainly. No intimacy, only certainty that everyone was a fun and willing participant. Twister isn't fun if everyone isn't in it for the same fun.

Not at all.

No, not at all.

Monogomy is a problem with my lifestyle, but if the day came that a woman got me to settle, well. We'd see.

Not anxiety, but it is useless when I am always on the go. Keep your commitment and your issues to yourself, if you'd please.

I would be an absolutely terrible mother. Good thing I can't get pregnant with my antics, isn't it?

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

Globetrotting does sound like a good plan...

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

A string of divorces, that would be something!

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-08T23:29:10Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Mmm, bi. The wider the net the better the catch, don't you think?

Maybe? I probably flirt more with people I'm interested in for either sex, but I'm pretty flirtatious no matter what?? It's my curse!

I don't take on any "usual" roles, it's mostly just.. well. Whatever gets you going! Costumes, toys, top or bottom, I'm ready for it all.

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

Maybe not ready for it all, then! But, really, I couldn't pull off being a guy well?... Probably... it would depend on how much I liked you!

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

Oh, geez. No. Who gives a crap, really? Don't cast stones.

First kiss?? Wow, that... was a long time ago. I feel so old! Maybe I was thirteen? Fourteen? I don't think I was younger... it was on-- oh! I was twelve, that's right! On a dare. Neither of us were any good, but we proved we weren't cowards! He was a better kisser once we grew up, and pretty good in bed, too!

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when you were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

Everybody?? I can't think of people that stood out above the rest, honestly. If I had a crush, I had them, too, not soon after. Crushes don't count once you've banged, right?

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

My very first? My very first wet dream.. I think I was in class. Right! Because of my uniform, and the teacher came over with his ruler and lifted it up. After spanking me a few times, well, I got to wake up all excited and electric.

Lots and lots! If you don't date, you can't find the one, and then what's the point of putting up with all the crap we deal with in life, right? Date! Date, date and date some more!

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

I lost my virginity... not to my teacher! It was a boy, the first time. Sadly, he had a girlfriend and lied to me, so that was unpleasant.. but he was a year and a half older which was a big deal then, and he knew how to be gentle. So, it was nice! Until his girlfriend came around.

Both! Initial sex experience was giving a handjob, I never thought of it that way! But, I did, at a school assembly with the cute boy next to me. He didn't finish me, but lots of people have since. I like giving handjobs, but I don't enjoy being fingered as much... at least, not for more than foreplay. Feeling that throb in my hands though, it's nice.

Both! Like I said, initial was giving a handjob, but I usually reach for it on a guy long before I try to reach down on a girl. Something about being a little more direct with guys feels right? It's hard to explain.. never do anything you're "forced" to do! Kick anyone's ass that tries!

I'm more inclined to use my hands on a guy than a girl, but I don't like the feeling of my fingers slipping into anything all that much. It's strange, right?

I've been told, a lot, that I am better with my mouth than my hands! I guess I get too eager with my hands, or my grip is too rough.

I don't prefer the clean-up of spilling into my hands, so I'm not for it, but... I'm not going to let it ruin the experience, either? It's all about the moment!

The first time was with an older girl, so she was great! I tossed a bit too much and she had to hold my hips down, but I've gotten a little better about that. She went on to be a softball player... figures.

A lot! My first time, it was bad. On a guy, I let my teeth rub a little too much and didn't move my tongue enough. On a girl, I was afraid of doing the same thing wrong... I've gotten better! No one complains anymore.

I've given and gotten both! I like going down on girls and boys equally, but since I don't like fingering girls, that's pretty much all girls get out of me. The only difference... I like the feel of a guy a little more? I might be into both, but there's definitely a preference when it comes to sex.

I've applied a bit effort to getting better! And, now I'm always biting on something because of it. Giving it, to anyone, is about as good a way to show how I feel as any, don't you think? If I really like you, I'm eager to please you that way.

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Always! I've never spit, except once with a guy. I was unprepared and we were drunk and it wasn't good, at all. Otherwise... the taste is actually fine to me? I think people only think it tastes bad because they expect it to, or they don't really like who they're with! If I'm blowing a guy, I definitely like him enough to enjoy the taste.

I'm big on eye-contact, a lot. If I can look you in the eye while we're making love, then I'll enjoy whatever position we're in. Really. I've done it on countertops and against trees and on the floor and... well. A lot of places and positions. Eye-contact is most important.

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

Slow and gentle, really. Rough can be fun, so can fast, but if we're making love... and I enjoy you, then I want to enjoy you. So, take it slow, and make it last.

I'm loud! Well, if you're good, I'm loud. Usually, I'm louder about oral sex, but plenty of guys and girls have gotten me loud with other things. Passionate and involved is the only way to be--I've gotten in trouble for that, too. Some people just don't like sharing control.

I'm... this sounds arrogant, huh? I'm selfless. I want to make sure you know, without any doubt... that I'm there and involved. Maybe that's selfish? Well, we all get off together in the end, that's the important thing.

Leaning more toward post-coital than pre, because I'm always eager to get going, but I've been able to slow it down for the right person and let the foreplay last.

Oh wow... no. I mean, there was a knife once, but no one cut? It was... for the thrill of it. Not a personal fan, but I can be daring.

No! Surprised? Making love, it's just for us. I don't want other people looking in on it and I don't want to look in on anyone else doing it. Discuss all you would like, but don't ask me to watch.

Open, sure! Eager, maybe. Initiate, no.

How is this even a question? I couldn't.

I... jailbait, maybe? Is it jailbait when I'm only twenty? It depends on the age! No children, but sixteen or seventeen... well, we would have to see.

Commitment is important, absolutely. But love is the most important thing. So, I'm monogamous but committed to love - if my partner found someone they loved more, I'd want them to leave me, too!

Probably, I would get cold feet, at least right now. As all for marriage and total love as I can be, that kind of commitment feels... stifling now. Who says dating for a few years is a bad thing first?

Probably.. not. Yet. I'm definitely still in my immature me-me-me phase, so there is no way I could be a good parent. I don't want children yet, anyway. That is a long way in the future, when I can find real maturity!

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

Settle-down, all the way! I'm trying to, always.

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

Tough question! I ... hope my marriage is a one shot thing. That's why I would wait. To really, really know.

✗ sex life meme

2012-03-08T20:57:47Z

✖ The Sex Life Meme ✖

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

o1. Okay, first things first. Do you have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

Ladies only applyin', hear me? Srry2say, dudes, ain't nothin' personal!

Since I'm single 'n all lately, gonna be flirtin' wit' all th'pretty ladies ever'where~!

Way I gotta figure... s'long as I'm wit'a lady, I ain't gonna mind switchin' 'round a 'lil. Jus' don't wanna have no one strappin' nothin' on, cool?

o4. Would you ever cross dress? If you were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would you fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

Considerin' who my dad is... gonna say cross-dressin' 's probably in th'cards somewhere 'long th'line.

o5. Do you have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do you just not give a shit? And why do you feel the way that you do?

Others gotta live how they gotta live, don't bother me. I'ma do me, you gonna do you, an' we all gotta be happy that way. Livin' in shame or somethin'... repression? Ain't good. Jus' be you an' be happy.

✖ DEFLOWERING ✖

o6. Let's ease into talking about the act itself with a little exploration of you past tentative beginnings. When did you receive your first kiss? Who was the person that kissed you? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant?

First kiss hadda be... Cassie back in middle school. First make-out hadda be Laura back in high school, 's th'same time I lost my virginity. Was a good~ time!

o7. Was there anybody that you had a crush on when they were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

Lotsa crushes... Miss Vivian... Eden.. Claire Duffy... Toni Braxton... Tiger Huang... man. Lotsa crushes. Too many ladies!

o8. You MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did you have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your dream?

First? First I 'member was uh... Vivian but y'know. First real good one was 'bout a few cheerleaders from school, all over me. Woke up hurtin' from that one, hadda be a lil' late for class after.

Hadda few, only one counts 'n uh... it ain't go so well. Sorry 'bout that one, Di. Was kinda complicated 'n... jus' better not t'talk 'bout.

1o. How did you lose your virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If you're still a virgin, have you ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

After freshman orientation 'n all that, got t'talkin' 'n things went off pleasant 'nough. 'Least, seemed that way! Hope so, Laura, 'cause I enjoyed it~

Hadda few handjobs, mostly quick things backstage or somethin' now, but I'm more 'bout divin' right in, know what I mean?

Never hadda handjob any guy, but fingered a few girls. Did it 'cause I wanted t'do it, all in t'mood. Dippin' my hand down while kissin' a lady... 's good stuff.

Don't really got any interest in doin' it wit' any guys, but guess if one was strikin' somethin' in me I wouldn't be against tryin'.

Don't got any rough fingers, get manicures 'n all, keep my hands nice! Play some instruments... usually? Pullin' th'right notes outta ladies.

Dunno 'bout revelin' in it, but I don't mind it. Is what it is, right? Gotta run th'risk of gettin' dirty when you're down 'n dirty together!

First blowjob was... when I was sixteen goin' on seventeen, wit' this chick who had some braces. Took me six months t'even wanna get one again! After that, well, was pretty good stuff. Took some practice, knowin' how t'get into gettin' one 'n feelin' it right, but I got th'hang of it now.

Gotta be a big advocate of givin' what I'm gettin'! 'Tween dad 'n Vanness, well. Lemme jus' say not goin' down on a lady? Ain't really an option for me. 'S a good thing I don't dislike it or nothin'. First time... kinda weird, wasn't sure where t'put my lips an' where t'lick toward, but I got th'hang of it fine after a while.

Dunno 'bout gettin' it from'a guy... or givin'? Like I said, ain't been a guy I ever thought "Hey, I wanna take 'im down" 'bout or nothin', so... guess if somethin' ever came up right, some perfect kinda guy for me, I'd see what went down.

Big lips, good tongue, 'n I'ma rapper~ so what'cha think on my talents? I can rap pretty fast, too, ladies. C'mon 'n test me out~

2o. Would you spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would you even allow your partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in your mouth?

Gotta drink it all down. Swallow, swallow, swallow~

Like missionary good 'n fine, who doesn't? But uh.. like holdin' a lady up against a wall good, too. Probably from havin' t'do it so much quick 'n on th'run? Dunno. Don't often go for ladies on top or nothin', but won't hear me objectin' t'it~!

22. Do you like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do you just like it better one way or the other?

Gotta build up nice 'n slow then go at it good 'n hard, that's jus' th'way it is, aint' it?

Don't go screamin' or nothin', but I'm pretty vocal if it's goin' good. Definitely up for doin' whatever position is comin' my way. Ain't no good for jus' layin' 'n takin' it!

Definitely depends on partner 'n circumstance? If we're jus' hookin' up backstage I'ma be lookin' out for me first 'n foremost, but I get'cha there~! 'N if it's a lady callin' for an infamous booty call, well. Crescens is gonna make sure ya get all ya wanted 'n then some.

Big fan'a foreplay, but only wit' th'right ladies. Don't get t'do it often, either. Cuddlin' is nice, too. It's good, havin' a warm body next t'you for sleepin', right? Comforting... but sometimes you jus' gotta sleep after! Some ladies can wear me out~

Uh, yeah, no thanks.

Gotta say... thought of havin' sex in front of people 's kinda arousin'. If I gotta do it 'n show off somethin' before a crowd? Yeah, could be really into that. Definitely...

Group sex.. 's a fantasy? But dunno 'bout really doin' it. Kinda like payin' attention t'one lady at a time, makin' sure I give it my all so they get rocked right 'n proper. Could get it goin' if I had t'though, I'm always game!

Hell no.

Gotta say, no. Definitely ain't tempted by anythin' illegal. 'Cept cheatin', obviously...

Wow, jus' gotta keep goin' at it. Yeah, cheated. Sucked.

Dunno 'bout cold feet! But uh... ain't lookin' into fallin' into marriage yet? Longterm datin', sure... wit' th'right lady, if she'd ever take me back.

Would... try 'n be a good dad, when th'time comes. Long way off! Long, long way off. But... definitely not against havin' kids, havin' a big family. Could be nice? My own lil' empire!

34. Do you seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with your partner? Or are you more likely to spend the rest of your days globetrotting and living it up like you're not a day over 20?

Am twenty! But uh... would like for settlin' down, some day. For now, it's good. Bein' me, doin' things this way. Yup. Sure is good.

35. Would you remain loyal to your partner unto death, or are you the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?

If I got married? It'd be for life. Gotta be certain a'that.

jibeuro @ 2012-03-08T16:18:00

2012-03-08T20:27:36Z

✖ The RP Character Sex Life Meme ✖

It's not only fun, but helpful to explore as many facets of your character's personality and life experience as you can in the world of RP! Sometimes, over the course of filling-out personal information memes, you discover things about your characters that you haven't really considered before.
That being said... have you considered your character's sexuality to its fullest? Here is a helpful meme that will hopefully allow you to explore some of those down and dirty details of your character's sexuality!

✖ BASIC WIRING ✖

01. Okay, first things first. Does your character have a determined sexuality? Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, asexual...?

02. Where does sexuality rank in your character's priorities? Does the answer to the question above in any way define your character's interactions with others in-game? Or, if your character does NOT have a sexuality that can be so easily labeled, are they troubled by this uncertainty in any way?

03. Would your character consider switching their 'usual' role in a sexual situation? If this question seems a bit vague, I'll elaborate: Would your male or sexually dominant character be open to being dominated, topped or made to submit sexually? Or, would your female or sexually submissive character have any ambition to dominate or display aggression in a sex situation? Why or why not?

04. Would your character cross dress? If they were put into a situation where the issue was forced, would they fight it tooth and nail or easily accept? Why or why not?

05. Does your character have any opinion regarding others' sexuality? Any moral, religious, or personal objections to certain lifestyles? Do they just not give a shit? And why do they feel the way that they do?

✖ DEFLOWERING ✖

06. Let's ease into talking about the act itself with a little exploration of your character's tentative beginnings. When did your character receive their first kiss? Who was the person that kissed them? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant?

07. Was there anybody that your character had a crush on when they were younger? Was it a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy...?

08. Your character MUST have gone through puberty by now. Who or what did they have wet dreams about? Even if it's involuntary, almost everyone has had a wet dream before, so... what was your character's dream?

09. Has your character dated before? Did they have boyfriends or a girlfriends before the point in their timeline from which you are playing them now? How did those relationships work-out for your character, or barring past relationships: did your character avoid having a significant other for any reason?

10. How did your character lose their virginity, and to whom? Were the circumstances pleasant or unpleasant? If your character's still a virgin, have they ever gotten close to being that intimate with someone?

✖ SPIRIT FINGERS ✖

11. Now we begin with the dirty details! Has your character ever been fingered or given a handjob? Was this one of their initial sexual experiences, or did they plunge right into the deep end when they lost their virginity? Do they like to be fingered or given hand jobs, or is it not really their thing?

12. Has your character ever fingered or given a hand job to anybody else? The difference in aggressiveness and intent between giving and receiving is an interesting dynamic to explore, so let's see: was your character doing this because they wanted to, or were they asked/forced to do it?

13. If your character has used their hands on a man, would they be willing to use their hands on a woman [or vice-versa]? Is there a difference of taste, a level of squick or an utter lack of interest involved?

14. Pianists, artists and surgeons are just a few kinds of people with very skillful hands. Is your character especially dextrous? Do they do a good job of pleasuring someone with their hands? Or, is their touch as skillful and delicate as a bat from a boxing glove?

15. Does your character mind their partner 'reaching the peak' while in their hands? It's a matter of texture and cleanliness, and some people absolutely despise the squishy, messy feeling and the smell of it. Does your character revel in it?

✖ ORAL REPORT ✖

16. Getting a bit deeper now... Has your character ever received oral sex [fellatio or cunnilingus] from anyone? Was it from someone with whom they were engaged in a romantic relationship, or was it from someone else [a friend, a neighbor, a mentor, an enemy]? Was it good, or was the other person just as inexperienced at giving as your character was at receiving?

17. Has your character ever given anyone oral sex? Who did they give it to, and under what circumstances? Was it good for their partner, or was it bad [remember, this was your character's first time. There's no shame in not doing something right the first time, but your character may not think so]?

18. If your character received oral from a female, how would your character react to receiving it from a male? If they received it from a male, how would they react if a female went down on them? Similarly, if your character has given fellatio before, how would they feel about giving cunnilingus or vice-versa? Would it be morally objectionable to them, or would it be just fine? Would there be a difference in interest for them between one kind of oral and the other?

19. Is your character especially skillful with their tongue? People with oral fixations [smokers, people who constantly chew on reeds or candies, etc.] tend to be naturals in this department, it seems, but not everyone is so blessed. Did your character apply a concentrated effort to be as good as they are? At the other end of the spectrum, do they really not care for giving oral at all and avoid it at all costs?

20. Would your character spit or swallow [where situations apply] and why? Would they even allow their partner to 'play to a crescendo' while still in their mouth?

✖ GETTING DOWN ✖

21. Alright, now we're ready for these questions. Does your character have a sexual position that they prefer above others? Missionary, Reverse Cowgirl, that one position where their face is pushed into the mattress and their ass is in the air as high as it can go? Named or described, this is a detail that can reveal a lot about your character's boldness and confidence or a similar lack thereof [for instance, do they avoid positions that involve eye contact or do they seek them out?]

22. Does your character like it slow and gentle or fast and rough? Is there any deeper psychological reason for this preference, or do they just like it better one way or the other?

23. Is your character quiet about expressing themselves during the act, or are they so loud that the neighbors will call the cops? Are they relatively immobile participants that leave their partners to do most of the work or are they passionately throwing themselves into every position imaginable? Why are they that way, and is it an issue of taste or of capability for them?

24. It's pretty hard to maintain a balance here, though it is possible... but there's almost always an element of either selfishness or selflessness in sex. Is your character more focused on satisfying their own needs first, or on pleasuring their partner?

25. What does your character do pre and post-coital? Are they fans of a lot of foreplay beforehand and a lot of cuddling and one-on-one time afterwards, or are they more into getting down to business and then going to sleep?

✖ GETTING DIRTY ✖

26. And now for some of the kinkier stuff! Does your character feel particularly aroused by violence, bloodletting or the presence of deadly weapons in the foreplay or sex [guns, knives and all that they can be utilized for in the bedroom]? Is their partner [or theoretical partner in the RP setting, if they have one] a fan of this fetish, or no?

27. Does your character have any voyeuristic or exhibitionist tendencies? What I mean is, do they enjoy the thought of performing sexually in front of an audience or in a public place, or do they enjoy the thought of watching someone else engage in sex, either by secretly spying on them or coming right out into plain view for it?

28. Would your character be open to a sexual situation involving multiple partners? Is this reflective of a certain level of intimacy and/or trust between them and their prospective partners, or just a basic matter of lust that they would have some awkward coffee over the next morning?

29. Would your character be capable of or inclined to rape anyone? Rape is most often an issue of control, not only as it is exerted over another human being but as a measure of the amount of control that even an otherwise incredibly violent character can exert over themselves.

30. Would your character be tempted by SOME FORM OF SEX that is illegal by its very nature? I mean, let's see here... that would be 'taking the jailbait' or 'getting a bit too friendly with the sheep,' for example. Would they obey these urges?

✖ THE AFTERGLOW ✖

31. Okay, to ease you back into the world of light, let's have a few final questions about relationships in general. Is your character the type to remain committed and monogamous, or would they be likely or capable of cheating on their significant other?

32. Would your character be the type to happily bounce headlong into longterm dating, engagement and marriage, or would they be more likely to have commitment anxiety and 'cold feet?' Incidentally, are they more likely to propose or to be proposed to by their partner or any prospective partners in-game?

33. Does your character seem like they would be a good or a bad parent? Regardless of their actual sexual situation and whether they CAN have kids in their current or prospective relationship or not, do you think that they'd be up to the task of caring for a child? Or, do they HATE the little buggers? Why do they feel that way?

34. Does your character seem like the sort to really 'settle-down' with their partner? Or are they more likely to spend the rest of their days globetrotting and living it up like they're not a day over 20?

35. Would your character remain loyal to their partner unto death, or are they the type to leave a string of divorces in their wake?