BE TRIPPIN' OVER ALL THESE ACCOUNTS

hypocrisised@gmail.com — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 08:57:14 GMT

[This is Link he is sitting in the park, on a parkbench, by himself. Will you join him?]

hypocrisised@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 19:47:27 GMT

THIS IS A POST.

BLACK MAGIC WOMAAAAAN

hypocrisised@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 09:04:49 GMT

[this is Eridan, sitting in a cheap metal foldout chair with his arms crossed over his chest. if you ask him, he's deep in a reconnaissance mission into enemy territory, noting their characteristics and tactics and general evil fakey fakeness. he's braving the enemy to learn their secrets. he's practically a hero of science and truth!!!

in reality, he's sitting in a cheap metal foldout chair because a certain Fakemage Pinkscarf ruthlessly dragged him out to a human loser magic show, and he's making up reasons why it's cool instead of the worst thing ever. oh look, the magician pulled a rabbit out of their hat, that is so dumb and useless and ridiculously unsanitary to boot why is he here.]

/takes community virginity

hypocrisised@gmail.com — Thu, 28 Jul 2011 08:03:01 GMT

[ this is Jurian. he's sitting at a cafe.

flirting with the waitress CAUSE SURE WHY NOT. ]