OH HAI GUISE! It's Laura, and this is the incredible edible Oscar Mayer Weiner Egg. Cough >_>;; He is a 7th year Slytherin, and can be either really nice or really grouchy. Just depends on the day he's had and whether he's in the mood to deal with asshattery and other people or not.
He has this huge obsession with Quidditch and plays keeper for the snake team and has this huge dream of someday owning a chain of Quidditch supplies and team pride stores but kinda doesn't see it ever formulating in real life (which makes him a lil bit sad not gonna lie but...eh, that's life, right?).
Uhhhm, he has a twin Gryffindor brother (lol) name Ulrich who NEEDS TO BE PICKED UP FOR THE LULZ, and is Ernie MacMillan's uncle slash Isobel Egg's kid brother. He actually understands her (he's a good people watcher and can gauge how to get along and deal with people quite easily), but doesn't really feel the need to get along with her. Which is unfortunate because I think she's amazing. She calls him Bologna or Oscar Mayer Weiner and stuff sometimes, and he does. not. get. it. And thinks she's weird when she sings at him. Yeahhhhh.
I have a theme song (with keysmash!guest appearance by Cristina) which I will share with you right after I say this: 1) go check out his profile because the song that I used is super awesome sweet, and 2) check out his journal layout because it's so cool I've got frostbite from it. Hardcore. Yeahhhh.
12:12:57 AM adorkablelaurie: my Egg he has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my Egg he has a second name it's D-A-R-W-IN, I love my Egg every day and f I had to describe him here's what I'd saaaaaaaaay OSCAR EGG HE HAS A WAY WITH BEING GROUCHY EVERY DAY!
12:13:13 AM one3curly8fry: wugdsjGjsdhgnsujkgsm
And with that; friends, girlfriends, enemies? :D
He has this huge obsession with Quidditch and plays keeper for the snake team and has this huge dream of someday owning a chain of Quidditch supplies and team pride stores but kinda doesn't see it ever formulating in real life (which makes him a lil bit sad not gonna lie but...eh, that's life, right?).
Uhhhm, he has a twin Gryffindor brother (lol) name Ulrich who NEEDS TO BE PICKED UP FOR THE LULZ, and is Ernie MacMillan's uncle slash Isobel Egg's kid brother. He actually understands her (he's a good people watcher and can gauge how to get along and deal with people quite easily), but doesn't really feel the need to get along with her. Which is unfortunate because I think she's amazing. She calls him Bologna or Oscar Mayer Weiner and stuff sometimes, and he does. not. get. it. And thinks she's weird when she sings at him. Yeahhhhh.
I have a theme song (with keysmash!guest appearance by Cristina) which I will share with you right after I say this: 1) go check out his profile because the song that I used is super awesome sweet, and 2) check out his journal layout because it's so cool I've got frostbite from it. Hardcore. Yeahhhh.
12:12:57 AM adorkablelaurie: my Egg he has a first name it's O-S-C-A-R, my Egg he has a second name it's D-A-R-W-IN, I love my Egg every day and f I had to describe him here's what I'd saaaaaaaaay OSCAR EGG HE HAS A WAY WITH BEING GROUCHY EVERY DAY!
12:13:13 AM one3curly8fry: wugdsjGjsdhgnsujkgsm
And with that; friends, girlfriends, enemies? :D
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