OH HAIE, LADIES. This here is Mark Timms who is better known to those who read look at SNITCH magazine as MAXIMILIAN TIMBER who is a hot upcoming model in the business of TAKING IT ALL OFF FOR THE CAMERAS. BUT HE DOES NOT DO PR0N, THANKYOUVERYMUCH.

*AHEM* He also happens to be the fraternal twin of Agatha, cousin of Caradoc and Juliet Dearborn, and a squib! *GASP* Which means no Hogwarts house for him! :[ He's 20 years old and very, very arrogant and he likes to PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIME, PARTY ALL THE TIIIIME.

*cough* I should not be writing intros when I am this out of it.

ANYWAY. Mark hates the world, hates himself, hates EVERYTHING. He's nothing but a big ball of emo and angst which makes up for by being a complete ass and generally not giving a crap about himself or anyone else. He's also very clingy and quickly becomes jealous if he likes someone and they are not paying attention to HIM AND ONLY HIM at all times. It can be really annoying. Just ask his Aggie. :')

SO. YES. IT'S JASON BEHR. AND HE LIKE...NEVER WEARS CLOTHES. SO CLEARLY YOU SHOULD PLOT WITH HIM, YES? YES?