O HAI. IT'S SAB.

REALLY QUICK, before I run to class!  I present to you Delana Dobbs, the adorable little sister of Derek Dobbs!  She's a sixth year, lots of fun, and in Ravenclaw, although she gets the "YOU'RE in Ravenclaw????" a lot.  She has lots of hair.  It's full of secrets.  That's why her hair is so big. 

UMM she needs lots of friends, enemies, frenemies, all that good stuff!  She's kind of ~*~mischevious~*~ too, so fellows, watch out!  However, I see her as being incredibly sweet, like the one person you go to tell your troubles; she's a good listener and she'll offer well-intentioned, good advice. :]]]] 

OH. And she needs a date to the ball!

That is all.

OH HAIE. 'Tis Ally. Allow me to introduce you to Creepy McCreeperson better known as Thorfinn Rowle. I am aware that his brief half-paragraph appearance in DH describes him as big and blonde but it was decided that Misha Collins is significantly hotter more intense and creepy which better fits Cristina's vision of him.

Thorfinn is Matilda's older brother who was sent to Durmstrang because his parents wanted him far, far away after their eldest son received the dementor kiss. Unfortunately, that made Thorfinn no less sadistic than young Mattias had been and perhaps even more so. He's fairly messed up in the head and has an intensely creepy stare that can make your skin crawl. He is very brusque (if he even speaks to you at all) and tends to be fairly misogynistic. He despises his mother and sister (she got all the love--which still wasn't much) and believes all women to be untrustworthy manipulators who require disciplining and control from their husbands and fathers. He also believes muggles and muggleborns to be at the same level as house elves and trolls. Halfbloods he tolerates only because he has to. Basically, the only way a woman is going end up married to this nutjob is through betrothal and absolutely must be of pureblood birth to have a chance of survival in Thorfinn's hands.

At age 27 (soon to be 28 in Novemeber) the Welshman is a well-traveled Hitwizard squad leader--meaning he has 3-4 Hitwizards under his command--and would be well-known throughout the department as a takes-no-guff callous bastard. A few witches and accused muggleborns have filed assault charges against him in the past, but all of the complaints were dropped before he was taken to trial. Whether it was due to pay offs or sheer intimidation from Thorfinn and/or his attorney is unknown. He is also a master of Transfiguration and a registered Animagus--a melanistic lynx, in fact. (Just in case he wasn't creepy enough already.) Oh, and he's a Death Eater. OBVIOUSLY.

So. Clearly everyone wants to plot and have backstory with the hottie maniac, right? RIGHT? >.>