THIS IS ADAM ZELLER. HE'S BESS'S OLDER BROTHER AND VERONIXA'S FRATERNAL TWIN. HE'S A MEDIWIZARD (GASP!) AND A 1969 GRYFFINDOR. HE'S WILL EVENTUALLY BE THE FATHER OF ROSE ZELLER.

HE'S SNARKY AND GENERALLY THINKS THE ENTIRE WORLD IS CRAZY, WHICH IS WHY HE MUST SAVE THEM. HE ALSO REALLY LIKES BBs AND WANTS TO HAVE ONE OF HIS OWN. BUT ONLY ONE. THANKYOUEVERYMUCH. IN THE MEAN TIME, HE'S BABYSITTING SADIE LOTS.

UM. FRIENDS? SEXYTIMES? ENEMIES? GIMME GIMME GIMME.