TELL ME, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED WITH THE DEVIL IN THE PALE MOONLIGHT?
(all right, all right, so it's not quite that dire)

The Wizarding Wireless Network is happy to welcome you to their nth annual New Year's Eve gala, a masquerade! One and all who purchase a ticket of admission (the proceeds of which go to a very charitable cause) will be on the guestlist to celebrate the passing of another year and all the joys, sorrows, accomplishments, failings, friends, and enemies that came with it. Masks for the Masquerade will be provided at the door, so be sure to collect yours! A special surprise awaits you at midnight...

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OH, WHAT LIES THERE ARE IN KISSES! HAPPY NEW YEAR'S EVE!