anthony told you so. (toldstein) wrote,
@ 2008-01-19 17:56:00

19 May.
I don't know about you lot, but I'm tired of not having any answers. Questions surface every single day and seems to know the asnwers to any of it. And now I hear that Harry, Ron, and Hermione have mysteriously disappeared? All right. So I've taken the liberty of compiling all of the rumours that I've been hearing into this handy poll, so that even if it's a fake answer, at least I can have one.

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	english 2008-01-20 12:05 am UTC (link)
	I have heard they are French spies. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 12:09 am UTC (link)
	Really? I haven't heard that one. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	english 2008-01-20 12:13 am UTC (link)
	How else would they be able to get past the photgraphers? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Magic? I don't know. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	torture 2008-01-20 12:07 am UTC (link)
	I wonder how much moles get paid. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	english 2008-01-20 12:08 am UTC (link)
	No one is that smart. The only explanation is that Hermione Granger is thirty-five years old. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	torture 2008-01-20 12:10 am UTC (link)
	A well-preserved thirty-five year old? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	english 2008-01-20 12:14 am UTC (link)
	I never said she was well-preserved. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 12:10 am UTC (link)
	Looking for a future career? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	torture 2008-01-20 12:14 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. Think I'd make a good mole? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 12:18 am UTC (link)
	I think you would. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-20 12:16 am UTC (link)
	Mr. Goldstein, this is NO TIME for increasing the rumor mill -- Miss Granger, Mr. Potter, and Mr. Weasley are away on official business that is none of YOUR concern. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 12:19 am UTC (link)
	I'm not increasing it. These are all rumours that I've heard around. You should note that I haven't made up any new ones here. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-20 12:23 am UTC (link)
	By FURTHER CIRCULATING such things, you ONLY SERVE to increase the NEEDLESS QUERIES over the NON-MYSTERIOUS NON-PRESENCE of the three students in question. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	daftne 2008-01-20 01:44 am UTC (link)
	WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	dicktator 2008-01-20 02:16 am UTC (link)
	PERSONAL business, Miss Greengrass. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-20 12:53 am UTC (link)
	There's no "None of the above." option. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 12:54 am UTC (link)
	I didn't hear a "none of the above" rumour, Terry! I guess I could have put one on there. But where's the fun in that? (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	macbeth 2008-01-20 12:57 am UTC (link)
	I don't actually think it's any of the options on this poll though. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	architect 2008-01-20 01:00 am UTC (link)
	All of the above. Where's the government in the last option? (Reply to this)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 01:05 am UTC (link)
	Because that one could be entirely true. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	architect 2008-01-20 01:07 am UTC (link)
	I don't know, saving the world seems highly plausible considering the three in question. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	science 2008-01-20 03:26 am UTC (link)
	I think they're off saving the world. Superheroes and all that. (Reply to this)(Thread)

	toldstein 2008-01-20 03:33 am UTC (link)
	That's probably it. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)

	science 2008-01-20 03:42 am UTC (link)
	Though, I think the drug smuggling would probably be a much better payoff. Superheroing is a pay as you go kind of gig. (Reply to this)(Parent)(Thread)