What I would wear during the zombie apocalypse.

Sun, 22 May 2011 04:52:36 GMT

UPPER BODY:
Night Vision Goggles:

Because:
See in darkness.
Turn on the built-in LED to light the way--the angle of illumination is adjustable too.
Place the tiny bud earphones in your ears to catch and amplify those distant nighttime sounds.

Jacket:

Because:
Lightweight.
Canvas.
Covers neck.

T-shirt:

Because:
It's fucking cool.

Sports Bra:

Because:
I don't want my boobs be a problem..

Watch:

Because:
Wrist-top computer watch with altimeter, barometer, compass, and GPS navigator
Offer improved, faster GPS fixes for navigating to a spot or hiking a specific path
Altimeter displays current elevation and vertical ascent and descent rate
Barometer helps you predict changing conditions; built-in digital compass
Water-resistant to 330 feet; 3 daily alarms; 2-year warranty

Wristband Wallet:

Because:
Holds Identification
Money if needed
Anything small and important

Gloves:

Because:
Cut finger style for maximum dexterity and touch
2 mm thick palm pads for extra cushioning
Durable asphalt PVC palm reinforcement

PANTS:
Cargo Uniform Pants:

Because:
Light Weight
Lots of pocket room

Utility Belt:

Because:
More room to carry things.

FOOTWEAR:
Either these sneakers:

Because:
Mid top
Scuff proof synthetic leather exterior
Mesh tongue
Logo on heel
Self tie lace closure
Flat sole

Or these boots:

Because:
Scuff Proof
Mid top
Mesh Tongue

With these shoelaces:

Because:
They are curly and I'd never have to tie my shoes or worry about them getting untied during the apocalypse happening.

With these socks:

Because:
Designed for: Allowing you to go the extra distance, on all terrains, with maximum shock absorption.
1 Exclusive THOR•LON® construction wicks moisture better.
2 Thick cushioning for maximum blister, shear and impact protection.
3 Cushioning over the toes to prevent runner's toe.
4 Flat knit at instep; thin cushion in arch for better fit and support.

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What I would wear during the zombie apocalypse.