J O Y [ mclaggen ]

030

2010-11-01T00:12:00Z

Trick or treat?

Definitely a trick.

029

2010-02-15T05:16:12Z

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT

028

2010-01-31T08:46:55Z

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

027

2010-01-02T09:44:18Z

GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT GET HER OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PHINEAS. DANIELLE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF DANIELLE? YOU LIKE IT? GOOD.
CAN I HAVE HER NOW?

026

2009-11-24T09:54:19Z

~~NAS;DOIFJASF~~

025

2009-11-15T06:28:58Z

Garlic pineapple chocolate pizza.

NOW.

024

2009-09-18T05:49:21Z

Oh my gosh, you guys, I don't miss this at all. :(

But at least since it's a girl I get to be a cute whale this time! Right?

023

2009-07-19T22:37:35Z

I make the most awesome babies.

Oh, and I hope you didn't have any ideas for Girl McLaggen's nursery, Finn... because I'm going to tell you right now that all of them suck, and it's going to look like this:

Isn't it gorgeous?

022

2009-05-13T01:46:44Z

[PRIVATE]
IT'S A GIRL
IT'S A GIRL
IT'S A GIRL
IT'S A GIRL
IT'S A GIRL
IT'S A GIRL
IT'S A GIRL!!!!!! [/PRIVATE]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

021

2009-05-05T08:03:30Z

~~CAN I NOT HAVE ONE CHILD--JUST ONE--WITHOUT SOMEONE MAKING UP STUPID SHIT~~

~~WHY IS THERE ALWAYS ANOTHER WOMAN INVOLVED~~

I failed English in primary school and I still could have come up with less stupid wording than that. How retarded do you feel now?

020

2009-05-03T05:28:31Z

You know, PHINEAS, when I say I don't want any more shrimp,

I MEAN I DON'T WANT ANY MORE SHRIMP!!!!

019

2009-05-01T03:14:22Z

So, healers out there! Is it possible to get like, some crazy tropical flu thing on an island that doesn't even have any like, crazy natives? And, you know, is like totally tiny and that people normally live on and stuff?

018

2009-04-26T03:47:09Z

I am hoooooooooooome!

And no one gets presents, because there are no gift shops on YOUR OWN PRIVATE ISLAND!! But I did find some really sparkly shells on the beach if anyone wants one of those, I guess!!

017

2009-04-17T07:30:54Z

Ohhhh my shit

016

2009-03-27T21:57:54Z

OH GOD ONLY SEVEN MORE HOURS UNTIL I'M OLD!

015

2009-03-16T03:30:27Z

~~OH MY GOD WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT'S HAPPENING~~

~~THEY'VE NEVER LOST BEFORE---WELL I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM LOSE BEFORE~~

~~WHAT IF FINN LOSES HIS JOB~~

~~ARE WE GOING TO BE POOR?~~

~~WHAT DO I DO HE'S ALL---WEIRD AND SAD AND---~~

~~I'M GOING TO DIE THIS IS THE END OF THE WORLD~~

:(

014

2009-02-28T06:32:05Z

THE BELLS GOT A NEW PUPPY IT HAS A CUTE LITTLE HEART ON ITS SIDE A HEART MY GOSH NOT FAIR NOT FAIR

013

2009-02-22T07:02:32Z

SEVEN WEEKS, THERE IS ONLY LIKE SEVEN WEEKS UNTIL THIS WEDDING AND HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO ANYTHING WHEN CORMAC WILL NOT STOP ASKING ME TO PLAY OR---OR WANTING FOOD---OR NEEDING SOMETHING WHY DO KIDS ALWAYS NEED SOMETHING, YOU KNOW, HE UNDERSTANDS THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH SO WHAT IS SO HARD ABOUT MUMMY IS BUSY RIGHT NOW, GO PLAY WITH THE DOGGIES, BABY WHAT IS SO HARD I SHOULD NOT REQUIRE A BABYSITTER WHEN I AM SITTING AT HOME I AM NEVER HAVING ANOTHER CHILD EVER

SO! I have cookies and I bet someone out there wouldn't mind taking them ~~and a hyperactive one-year-old~~ in return for a tiny tiny TIIIIINY favor! :D

012

2008-11-21T16:18:33Z

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

011

2008-11-06T07:38:07Z

MY LIFE IS BORING.

SOMEONE HELP ME!

P.S. WHO HAS FELT A TERRIBLE VOID IN THEIR LIFE WITHOUT MY LOVELY PRESENCE IN THE JOURNALS FOR SO LONG? I KEEP TRYING TO WRITE, BUT I GET DISTRACTED BY HOW AWESOME MY SON IS WITH HIS NEW ABILITY TO WALK. ~~OH MY GOD HE'S OLD I'M SO OLD~~

FOURTEEN DAYS!

010

2008-08-24T07:19:37Z

I NEED TO WRITE SOMETHING WHY HAVEN'T I WRITTEN IN HERE IN LIKE, FOREVER!? I FEEL SO LONELY WITHOUT ALL MY JOURNAL FRIENDS TO TALK TO.

CORMAC JUST TURNED NINE MONTHS OLD.

I GOT AN ID. THE PICTURE WAS TERRIBLE, BUT WHEN I TRIED TO BURN IT, IT WOULDN'T GO AWAY. IT DIDN'T EVEN GET ALL BLACKED OUT FROM THE SMOKE. I AM EXTREMELY UPSET.

I made cookies.

009

2008-05-30T04:22:08Z

Today is a very special day, I should have you all know! As of today, this is the longest relationship I have ever been in without a single breakup. Which maybe is a little sad, but I'm going to take this glass-half-full and say that it's a great accomplishment!

Also, I'm totally off to Monaco tomorrow so there's no way I can't be happy right now!

008

2008-03-30T04:06:21Z

[FINN] I was just standing here on the deck and I noticed that there are quite a few photographers hanging around, stalking the wards.

I think we should go swimming. Right now. [/FINN]

007

2008-03-28T18:46:03Z

Oh, wow. I'm 20.

I don't know whether to be excited, or really scared.

EITHER WAY, I hope you all bought me LOTS OF PRETTY THINGS in CELEBRATION!!

006

2008-03-26T05:00:41Z

You know, I'm counting down the days (three, by the way!) to the Quidditch finals, as in, like, I'm actually excited. A year ago, I didn't even know the proper name for a snitch, it was just 'that fluttering gold thinger'. I think I was seriously missing out! At least that's what Cormac tells me, he says 'Mummy, you're so silly to not have known stuff about Quidditch, and I'm going to be so much smarter than you about it because just look at my room with all this Quidditch stuff and you're so lucky to have me around because otherwise you'd still be in the dark and then where would you be, hm?'

Cormac's a very verbose baby for one that can't actually form full words or sentences yet, as you can clearly see.

I feel like I haven't written in this journal in forever, although it's probably only been like, a week. Which is basically forever, I guess, because a lot can happen in a week, so how are you all? Has anything horribly momentus (oooh big word, you like it?) happened within the past seven days?

I really love being home. I love being with Rosalie too, but I miss home and my baby and good news is that I'm not sick, so I can come home all I want and the point is that I really missed my baby. And Bentley and Donut and Donnelly too, it's been so weird not sleeping with at least one of them curled up in my bed. ~~And I didn't like being at Mungo's when Mum finally came around, noooothankyou there, stupid hag~~

And I suppose I missed you too, Finn. :)

This has been a very long entry, I think. I should stop here, and maybe now I'll go out and get some hot chocolate because it's very cold outside despite it being March. I wish it would warm uppppp sometime soon please. :(