Stressed I AM SO STRESSED I AM SO STRESSED OUT But I cannot SAY I am stressed out because then that will make Adrian feel STUPID WEDDING WHO WANTS TO GET MARRIED EVER THIS IS THE WORST I AM SO STRESSED I HAVE A ZOMBIE LIVING ON MY COUCH OH MY GOD

Who wants to do some yoga with me?!

HEY???

Anyone know where I can get two zebras, a mongoose, and a tin can of chocolate hazelnut piroulines???

How am I supposed to explain to a three-year-old that eating all of your Halloween candy in one night is a BAD IDEA? I don't want to scar her by saying all of her teeth will rot and fall out but that's what WILL happen- every time I turn away Cho's found the bag and is elbow deep in chocolate.

I am in need of a Gringotts vault for these chewies. Though I did have fun dressing up as Pinocchio for Halloween! Cho made the cutest little cricket anyone ever did see, I swear it.