today is june 1st. that is very important. the first of every month i have a very important task. i know it's my first night back in new york city but i already have a routine. this is how it goes. every first, i have to pick a college or university to be my preyground for the whole month. preyground because i'm obviously a predator and the students are my prey, well only the hot females. once that is accomplished, my goal is to pretend i go to that school, and lure students and get into their sexy panties. every week i have to pick two girls i'm very interested in and at least bed one of them. once that is done, the next week means another pair of girls i have to charm. it keeps me busy, it keeps me on my toes and it's a rush. it's all about the chase. by the end of the month, i strive to at least bed one extremely hot professor. sometimes it happens, sometimes it doesn't. but when it does happen, i fucking celebrate.

p.s. i will be posting pictures and telling stories about my most memorable conquests throughout the month. some are worth telling, some are not, that's why i won't sit here and waste my time telling you all about the boring stuff. let's hope these girls i pick fuck like stars. because if not they will just be another boring story, that i will be sure to never tell. wait...but if i never tell the story would it still be considered a story? i'm not sure...it could be an untold story, but if it isn't a good one, i won't even mention it....so you won't even know it existed. so it'd be more than just untold, it's existance wouldn't even be acknowledged...so you know what? i'm just going to stop right there. leave it at that.

riley seems excited to have me back in her life. too bad she's all about being committed to that roxan girl, because if she wasn't, i'm sure we would have one hell of a fucking time playing this little game of mine. who knows? maybe she might even cave in. or maybe i might find someone to play this game with. you never know. life is pretty unpredictable and chaotic. anyway, i just spent some time with riley and her girlfriend roxan. i'm not going to lie, roxan is fucking hot. but it is pretty obvious she is still a virgin. i had noooo idea those really existed anymore. i honestly thought they were a god damn myth or some shit. a legend. a hallucination. just a word in the dictionary that nobody can make sense of. what? what's a virgin? uhhh...

i'm shocked riley hasn't tapped that yet. maybe that's what they're about. riley's only with her for the chase? the ultimate grail? a virgin? a piece of eden. who knows, maybe roxan's virginity is up for grabs. i'm an assassin and if that's a piece of eden and the templars are after it. me and riley will protect her and take her virginity for ourselves to save the earth. duh. obviously. fuck the templars. more like templards. lol. lards. HAHA.

oh, anyway, regardless. here is my decision on my preyground....COLUMBIA UNIVERSITY. i picked that school because it's not that far from my house. so let's see how it goes. that place looks like a courthouse. but anyway. there you go. mark your calenders. because a week from now i should be giving you an update about my conquests. hopefully, i'll find some hot girls tomorrow. i'll let you know how that goes.

let's make those bitches' panties drop. low low low. i'm the fucking king of the world, get down on your knees. i wish and hope for happy hunting on my part.