attention, attention! i found my targets, i've picked my prey. this was actually easier than i thought. i picked my two girls for the week and already started making my moves. i'm not going to lie, it was like going to kfc and buying fried chicken. that's how easy it was. i thought it might be like going into taco bell and ordering pancakes. but no, apparently, it doesn't matter where the fuck i am, i have that special little thing about me that has the girls swarming around me like hungry mosquitos. they want my blood...and my cum

chicken wing number one; her name is carly. or something...i wasn't really paying attention all that well. just sayin', i'm not going to sit here and lie and say that i was listening to every word she said. hell no. i was checking her out. making sure her tires weren't flat. who wants a hot car with flat tires? but yeah, her rack is good. the one on her chest and the one behind. haha. nobody wants to play around with a deflated set of boobs. that's like playing with balloons that are emptying and losing all their oxygen. one squeeze and it exists even less. not cool. lol i'm like the perdue guy, i only want high quality chicken. no steroids or any of that crazy stuff. steroids make me think of asteroids. but i really don't know why. maybe it's the "roids". that's the only thing they have in common.

anyway, i have a picture of her if you are interested. which i know for damn sure you fucking are. you want to see her. i know you do. i know i'm going to fuck the shit out of these girls with no problem. the thing is, i like the observe how they interact with others before i even approach them. i only like girls who blow everyone off. but for some reason they fall for me like dominos. this girl had three guys trying to get her number, take her out, whatever, she blew them off. so now i know you're going to say, well maybe she's a gay ass bitch. well, she was denying play to all the little dykies around. okay? she denied one pretty femme and told her to split. and denied a weird motorcycle butch with a unibrow that spanned from here to australia, seriously. it was an epic failure for those people. especially unibrow. her one eyebrow was bigger than the great wall of china. if you put every penis on campus together back to back, i want you to know...her eyebrow was longer than that by at least 40 inches. her eyebrow was sooooo big and long, it wrapped around her head like a bandanna. i hope that helped clear things up and now you can actually comprehend..the seriousness of this fucking eyebrow. it was pretty insane. pretty psychotic. pretty erotic..no wait..no it was not......i wish i knew where she lived i would shave it while she slept. i'd probably need like a lawn mower or chain saw to do the job.

HERE IS THE FIRST GIRL.



now for the girl number two. just because she's last doesn't make her least. okay? because while i was talking to this girl, i found out a lot of nice little things. she dropped me some little hints. example, in high school she was head cheerleader and she also dabbled in gymnastics. that means, she is very flexible. like chewing gum...once you get it wet with spit, and bite it. lmao it does whatever you want. it melts against your teeth. you wanna pull it, stretch it, move it, bend it. whatever it does it. but maybe that example was not very appropriate for comparison. who compares hot girls to chewing gum? i do. but i swear it was an accident. but anyway, i can do whatever i want to her. with her. however i want. because she'll be able to move, bend. whatever i want. which i think is very exciting because i can do all kinds of crazy ass shit with her. her name is like wendy or something...i can't really remember but she makes me want to eat wendys, mmm baked potato with bacon and cheese. that sounds sooo good right now. but i have a picture of her too.



the trick is, to all call them the same thing. that way i never get caught and they never know about each other. the word of the month, or should i say title is "foxy". that is my theme. all my girls this month have to be foxy. if they are not foxy, then they are not my girl. obviously. i'm still looking out to see if i catch a smoking hot professor. so far, i've only seen a bunch of a old geezers. and you know how i feel about that old lady breath. i do not like it. so maybe i might find a young professor by some miracle. maybe. i guess i'm going to end this entry here. i'll probably update again tomorrow and make sure i confess all my shenanigans. yes, plural because i'm always up to something. muahahaha. over and out. or should i say over and under? because i'm about to be under one of these girls. haha.