the last few couple of days have been extremely busy. i have been in the middle of multiple challenging tasks. when i get involved in a certain project, i make sure to put 110% in it. especially once i've made my mind up that i refuse to accept anything but success in accomplishing what i intend to. i am so stubborn and ambitious it will probably get me in serious trouble these days. the kind of trouble i can't talk my way out of, the kind of trouble that my cute face won't help me escape from. but until then, i guess i don't have anything to worry about. lol. just sayin'



incase it somehow went passed you undetected, i am an assassin's creed fanatic. i am absolutely irrevocably obsessive with assassin's creed. i love the story, the main characters, their beliefs, everything they symbolize and represent appeals to me and awakens and inspires something inside of me. it invigorates me. it tantalizes me. i feel like everyone should be able to play this game, because it's more than a game. it's actually truth. it's thrilling. everyone should be able to experience and participate in something so visionary and be able to admire it and appreciate it for what it is.

this game is in two parts, both have been out for a while however, for the PC the sequel just came out recently. i just want to declare, that the DMR are bullshit. they are forcing players to have internet connection to play a one player game that does not need internet in the first place. i understand they hate hackers and pirated video games but they are with-holding a visionary revolutionary masterpiece from innocents and i felt like robin hood. i had to do something for these poor people. i found a way to go against what they wanted and i've delivered it to the people with a group of others who felt this was just as important as i did.



now, i needed something more challenging for my mind, to keep me busy. i remember, i have conquests to worry about. but bodily pleasures are not the only means of which i need satisfaction. my brain has to feel good too. i need to do something that will bring me some kind of high. i get high off acts of brilliance. when i do something amazing, when i do something virtually impossible, it makes me feel so good. i feel like god. i feel like a genius.

i'm a technology junkie. i have three white xbox 360s, a 20 gb, 120 gb and a 250 gb. i have two mac laptops, three desktops and three tvs in my room. and a collection of old random laptops and computers. i have three xboxs, the 20 gb was my first xbox ever. later down the road i bought a used xbox and a new hard drive (the 120), and i modded it. and the 250 gb xbox is the final fantasy edition. i know i'm not the first to do this but the length of time it took me to accomplish this task has to be record. it took me two days to turn an xbox into a laptop. what took the original inventor three months took me two days. granted, he had to figure everything out on his own. i had some help from his personal projects and revisions. a lot of help actually. this shit was pretty crazy though to actually make myself. and have in my house. it was like...i couldn't believe it when i finally finished. there are other versions of this laptop, but i preferred this one because i liked the built in keyboard rather than carrying around a chatpad for my controller.



i used my first xbox 360 to make the laptop. i'm still debating if i should just leave the 20 gb hard drive in it, or if i should get a bigger hard drive for it. my 120 gb hard drive is from my modded xbox 360 and i usually just have it filled up with a bunch of music and games. my 250 gb hard drive has a lot of movies on it.

A PICTURE OF MY MODDED 120 GB XBOX


i mean compared to my xbox laptop, this xbox isn't such a big deal but still. i figure i might as well show it. anyway, after i finally finished this xbox laptop, i totally had to fucking celebrate. so i called up riley mother fucking avery, i tried to explain what it was that i did, but she didn't get it. so she came over and when she saw, she was amazed. she was playing dead rising on it for 20 minutes in amazement. i remember the second she saw it she goes, "great you rebuilt a fucking computer? that's not a xbox...maddy has a xbox and it doesn't look like that. i don't get it.." but after she played and saw it was really a xbox all she could say was, "holy fucking shit, you're like a god damn alien or some shit. how long did it take you to do this shit? two days? you're a god damn alien. i bet they kidnap you and experiment on you at night and it fucking makes you smarter or some shit. because that's not normal."

her and her fucking aliens. that reminds me, one of these days i have to get her to sleep over and make her see a shitload of alien movies to freak her out. so since i felt high and adventurous, yesterday we went to the intrepid. she had to put on sunglasses and be all ninja like and hope nobody recognized her because then it would have been a whole big muffins and shit storm. everyone freaking out, acting psycho trying to get an autograph. we played tag in the submarine. it was so easy for me to go through the doors because i'm smaller than her. she struggled and had to bend her body like a pretzel or something. and i just wanted to show you how small these beds are. i bet i'm the only one who could fit in them. go me. this kinda shit makes me want to buy a submarine and then whenever i get bored, just invite riley and maybe some cool people i might meet or whatever, and have a party. maybe with riley and atticus a secret sleepover. yeah other than atticus i don't know who else could fit in these beds, maybe roxan. she's small.



BRACE YOURSELF, SUPER COOLNESS COMING THROUGH AT A LIGHT SPEED THUNDER FLASH KINDA RATE



after that we went to the amc movie theatre to see splice. now let me tell you, i look so young these people didnt want to sell me the tickets. riley didnt want people to know she was there so i was in charge of getting the tickets, they gave me such a hassle. i had to show my id to buy the ticket. then when i got upstairs and we were giving the guy our tickets so he can rip the stub he needed from them, he said i looked too young and he wanted to check my id. after all that bullshit we finally got in. riley went and picked a seat, while i bought snacks. now, when i go to the movies, i can't help it. i need to buy mad shit. i bought nachos, popcorn, buncha crunch, m&ms plain and all kinds of shit. and a very big slushie. i somehow managed to carry that in and up the stairs and find riley. she was sitting in some weird nook area so i sat next to her and she helped me sort all the junk food out. while the advertisements were playing we goofed off and threw popcorn and little shit at people and we danced around to the cheesey music and the six flags ads. then we saw all the trailers and the movie finally started. that movie had so much fucking rape it was ridiculous. riley was freaking out saying the thing from the movie was a fucking alien. hell, it fucking looked like one. it looked like a fucking chupacabra or some shit. i dont know. it was kinda crazy but i liked the movie. it was pretty cool.



after that, riley took a cab to my house to drop me off and then a cab home. now, i'm not sure what a better way to make my friday any better but hot girl number one gave me a call. wanted to know how i was doing and told me she was lonely. since i am like a bottomless pit and still hungry and it was still way early, i went with her to go get something to eat.



we ended up at indus valley, an indian place. she said the food there was really good and i dont have a problem trying things out. so this is basically what we ended up ordering and we shared all our food and everything. we had a feast, i was actually impressed with how much she ate. she was able to keep up with me. and didn't have a problem paying her half of the bill and just because she didn't, that made me pay the whole thing without a complaint.

so here goes:

Non Vegetarian Appetizer Platter
Combination of seekh kabab, chicken, tikka & reshmi kabab $13.00

Chicken Biryani $14.95

Gulab Jamun
Soft roundels of cottage cheese stuffed with diced pistachios & simmered in honey syrup. $4.00


Creme Brule
Steam baked custard topped with caramelized sugar. $5.00

i gave tip and everything and i was just in such a good mood. talking with her was actually fun and she is very entertaining. we were just laughing and eating food. then i took her to my house. we started making out and somehow a vortex came and ripped all her clothes off for me. well okay fine i will accept responsibility for my actions. i took ripped her clothes off my damn self. and we went at it like rabbits for hours and hours and hours.

SHE FUCKS LIKE A STAR.


we did it on the floor, on the bed, on the table, on the chair, on the couch. orgasm after orgasm. and she was tighter than a morbidly obsese woman in size 1 jeans. or big foot in a size 5 in toddlers. it was all animalistic and primal. the best way to end my perfect friday of accomplishments. with one last exciting accomplishment. this morning she was really cool about everything, we ate breakfast because we were starved and then she went back to her house.

i spent today basically relaxing, playing some video games and reading. oh, and of course exchanging flirtatious texts with my personal porn star girl and my next target, the flexible girl. i am seriously considering getting the kama sutra and looking for the freakiest positions to bang that former cheerleader/gymnastics girl. and maybe get an encore performance from porn star girl with the big appetite.

quick briefing; tomorrow, gonna buy the kama sutra, seriously. hang out with riley and tell her all about porn star girl. meet up with cheerleader. keep looking for hot professor. do something fucking crazy as hell!!!!