i'm soooo fucking absofuckinglutely sorry that i havent been around but something fucking psycho has occurred!!! more psycho than the time riley caught me outside chilling with a bunch of aliens and freaked out. yeah you must be wondering what the fuck could be crazier than riley mother fucking avery catching me with a pair of aliens on the front lawn and all that....but there is actually something just about as radically epileptic.



okay...so i think i'm okay. but...i'm suffering from a severe case of insanity, i hit a level higher than ever before. i mean i know i was probably at least a level 10 on a daily basis, well after meeting this hot goddess i'm like a level 100000000! because she's so fucking evil and amazing. i swear, she has to be my soulmate if i even have one. if it is, like pokemon i choose her. the most seductive and provocative i have ever encountered. she is a bartender and her name is autumn aleckto ferrari. and...i do not know what to do with myself. she resists me...but gives in at the same time. we play games with each other and it's like this has to be my match. my equal. i wont give up on her until i have her and take her. she teases me with the pictures she sends and the things she says, and then suddenly she runs and i have to chase her. the flirtatious banter makes me high. my greatest pursuit.



i have never been more happy or stressed out or frantic in my life. this is a morbid sick bad romance. =] i love it. i think i love her. she almost lit me on fire the other night. literally. i found out she's a pyro just like me. and earlier today i was trying to sedate her with a tranquilizer one of the vet girls i boned, gave me. but i ended up hitting some guy next to her. damn that girl is fucking smart, she sees him go down and she's all like "fuck, i know i'm hot but that's ridiculous." then she sees the dart ....and says "damn i thought you were only like 1/4 cherokee indian harlow......." she knew it was me and i was hiding in the bushes. smart right? she makes me feel so alive!!!!! i'm about to go stalk her at the fucking bar she works at a sneak a dance with her. its like fucking on the dance floor, fuck it we're like electric. pssh i wish i fucked her. anywayyyyyy let's see what we can do about that. that's a quick run down for now.