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[26 Sep 2010|07:57pm] |
"Hello?"
"Mrs. Wallowitz? I am afraid I do not know anyone by... Oh. You are Howard's mother."
"Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, your son has asked me out several times."
"No, Mrs.Wallowitz, I do not think I am 'too good' for your son."
"Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am sure you make a lovely brisket."
"Mrs. Wallowitz, why are you yelling? Even on speaker phone, I can hear you just fine."
"No, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am sorry, but I really must decline your dinner invitation."
"Yes, Mrs. Wallowitz, I am technically Jewish. ish. Yes. I am sure Howard is a nice Jewish boy."
"No, ma'am. I am still not interested in dating your son."
Good-bye Mrs. Wallowitz. I am hanging up now. ...Yes, you may tell Howard I said 'hello.'"
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