Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:11:44 GMT

so i finally went on an epic jlu marathon today.

how did i not watch this before? HOW. batman singing oh my sweet jesus. am i blue. i think i nearly peed myself. ALSO ELENA, LIGHT OF MY LIFE, FIRE IN MY LOINS ETC ETC I SAW FIRE AND ICE IN THE OPENING EPISODE AND MY HAPPINESS KNEW NO BOUNDS.

MEMES.

Thu, 07 Feb 2008 02:49:53 GMT

Pick one or more of my characters and one or more of yours, and I'll tell you something they've always wanted to say to your character but could never bring themselves to say out loud.

Fri, 25 Jan 2008 20:10:40 GMT

i keep starting and scrapping that future vp meme, as i can't decide about mona.

ALSO: CONNIE, CONNIE, CONNIE OR OTHERS IDK. i feel you would be the ~expert~ on this. elena's been oh so subtly hinting and linking me to metrotower (the bats/toaster/kitchen fire thread? almost killed me); but do you know where i could watch jlu online, BY ANY CHANCE?

i am a sheep. baaa.

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 22:41:36 GMT

stolen from many!

mona and demelza and their current states of mind.

DEMELZA: she's just pissed off, really. fucking slytherins. l mean COME ON, how stupid do people have to be NOT to expect a slytherin at the bottom of this? an elitist, bitchy mother's boy pulls out a gun and shoots the former headmaster who loved the poor. WHERE IS THE SHOCK THERE? yeah, she's gotten over her initial freaking out over it all, and being the type not to think long terms, hasn't even BEGUN to consider the repercussions for scholarship students this could have with Dumbledore completely out of the picture. Though she is kind of bummed that Harry probably WON'T be playing cricket this year, then.

MONA: she's fairly devestated, to be honest. Not about Dumbledore's death, because the man was past his prime, elderly, and this did natural selection a favor; but she's TRAUMATIZED over the public reaction/media attention/student devastation as it came under HER WATCH, and slytherin is going to get scapegoated for all of it. she's not an idiot, and KNOWS a slytherin head position is a fair rarity, and having the house falling apart under her direct watch with the draco implications is traumatizing her. she's trying to follow samantha's lead and be comforting to the younger students etc etc, and also bit the bullet and gave blaise her sympathy; but she's far better at giving orders and maintaining discipline than she is at providing the tact this sort of situation handles. i imagine she's publicly going to keep all image of being head girl up well, though friends may note her slipping away every ten minutes or so to eat out her worries on processed sugar. they might also note any sweets around the common room/dorms have mysteriously disapperared, only to make their way into her trunk.

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 04:22:22 GMT

MOST LIKELY TO JOIN A CULT Mona. They'd just have to offer her leadership.
MOST LKELY TO BE INVOLVED IN A GAY PORN SCANDAL Demelza. Likely with Rosie, if she had a say in who else's life she could ruin.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE CUSTODY OF THEIR CHILDREN REVOKED Mona. The child would be fed nothing but organic whole-wheat mushed cereal for the forst seven years of its life.
MOST LIKELY TO OWN A SMALL COUNTRY Mona. No question.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE THEIR NAME ON A BEER PONG TABLE Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO GET MARRIED IN LAS VEGAS Demelza. AND SADLY, PROBABLY TO JIMMY.
MOST LIKELY TO ADOPT CHILDREN FROM A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY Mona. It's what all the cool kids are doing.
MOST LIKELY TO FLASH THE QUEEN Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO STAY MARRIED ALL THEIR LIFE Demelza. Mona would be divorcing in a flash if she was shown anything less than subservient obedience.
MOST LIKELY TO BE INVLVED IN A POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIP Mona. And it would likely involve Tom Riddle and Rabastan.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A SEX CHANGE OPERATION Demelza. Just to play polo.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A CANNIBAL Mona. As long as she could be assured the flesh contained no processed sugar.
MOST LIKELY TO BE EATEN BY A CANNIBAL Mona. After trying to convert them to democracy and the joys of worshiping her.
MOST LIKELY TO CHEAT ON THEIR SPOUSE Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO BE CHEATED ON Demelza. Mona would be FAR too suspicious to ever allow her spouse out of her sight.
MOST LIKELY TO GET FAT Mona. The first taste of chocolate and she'd be a goner.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME PRIME MINISTER Demelza. Mona would be too busy with her small country.
MOST LIKELY TO DEVELOP AN EATING DISORDER Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO LEARN THE SOULJA BOY DANCE Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO ASSASSINATE SOULJA BOY Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO DIE A VIRGIN Demelza DD: Mona would do it eventually just to find out what it's all about, and promptly forbid her husband frm ever touching her again.
MOST LIKELY TO SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUST Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO BE SOMEONE'S SUGAR DADDY/MOMMA Mona. The power, the whips, the boy toys, it's up her alley.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A SUGAR DADDY/MOMMA Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO MAKE A LIVING IN THE ESCORT BUSINESS AHAHAHAHA, WELL MONA'S ENDING UP OWNING A BROTHEL?
MOST LIKELY TO NEGLECT FACIAL HAIR Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A HOMOSEXUAL AFFAIR Mona. With Margaret Thatcher for the power boost.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE PLASTIC SURGERY Mona. After getting charged with treason and being forced to flee the country.
MOST LIKELY TO END UP THE CREEPY OLD NEIGHBOR NEXT DOOR Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A SCIENTOLOGIST Mona might try it if Samantha recommended it?
MOST LIKELY TO SPEND ALL THEIR MONEY Demelza. In one fell swoop on a ridiculously expensive gold and diamond laiden toilet, or something equally insane.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A MILKMAN Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO DROWN THEIR OWN CHILDREN Mona. After discovering the children she adopted from Africa weren't NEARLY as attractive as Angelina Jolie's.
MOST LIKELY TO SEND RAUNCHY CAMERA PHONE PHOTOS Demelza. Probably to Gunther.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE RAUNCHY CAMERA PHONE PHOTOS LEAKED TO THE PRESS Demelza. Probably by Gunther.
MOST LIKELY TO BE A SERIAL KILLER Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO NAME THEIR CHILDREN AFTER VARIOUS FRUITS Demelza. Or name them all Demelza jr.
MOST LIKELY TO BE A HOMEWRECKER Mona. Though more in the sense of bulldozing down Florence's home than stealing her husband.
MOST LIKELY TO START A CHAIN OF HOTELS Mona. See the aforementioned brothel comment.
MOST LIKELY TO BE A TEENAGE PARENT Demelza. I can see it now with her and Andrew's drug escapades.
MOST LIKELY TO DIE OF A DRUG OVERDOSE Demelza. She'd never read the bottle label and probably overdose on children's panadol whilst operating heavy machinery.
MOST LIKELY TO SAVE SOMEONE FROM A DRUG OVERDOSE Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME AN ALCOHOLIC Mona, following a humiliating loss in parliament.
MOST LIKELY TO ENTER REHAB Mona, thinking she's an alcoholic after a sip or two of champagne.
MOST LIKELY TO CROSS-DRESS Demelza. She practically does now.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A FURRY AHAHAHAHA, MONA.
MOST LIKELY TO BE ARRESTED FOR INDECENCY Mona, in the aforementioned furry suit.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A WEREWOLF Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO DEVELOP A COCAINE ADDICTION Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A GOTH PHASE Demelza, just to annoy Parvati.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A RAVER PHASE A what?
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE AN EMO PHASE Demelza, the annoying Parvati thing.
MOST LIKELY TO BE KILLED IN THEIR SLEEP Demelza. Mona would sleep with one eye open and several alarm systems on.
MOST LIKELY TO BECOME A VOYEUR Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO END UP WITH NO FRIENDS Mona. Shocking, I know.
MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT SUICIDE Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO COMMIT HOMICIDE Mona in the Great Hall with her Inquisitoral Squad badge.
MOST LIKELY TO HAVE A PSYCHOTIC BREAK WITH REALITY Mona. I think it's already occurred.
MOST LIKELY TO OWN SEX TOYS Mona. The brothel requires equipment, you know.
MOST LIKELY TO LIVE IN A FOREIGN COUNTRY Mona, following the aforementioned fleeing of the country.
MOST LIKELY TO LIVE IN THEIR HOMETOWN FOREVER Demelza.
MOST LIKELY TO SUCCEED Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO COMPLETELY FAIL Mona.
MOST LIKELY TO WATCH PASSIONS Mona. I imagine she already religiously would.
MOST LIKELY TO STAR ON BROADWAY Mona. Tom Riddle the Musical.
MOST LIKELY TO DISAPPEAR OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH Demelza, following England's loss of the Ashes.
MOST LIKELY TO BE ABDUCTED BY ALIENS Mona. Probably for the good of man kind, too.
MOST LIKELY TO BE MARRIED MORE THAN 3 TIMES Mona, after refusing to sleep with one husband after another.
MOST LIKELY TO BE STRUCK DOWN BY A LIGHTNINGBOLT FROM HEAVEN Mona.

ALICE.

MEMES.

i am a sheep. baaa.