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2014-05-03T04:20:19Z

WHAT THE FUCK

[ADRIAN MATTIAS] WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCKING HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING [/ADRIAN MATTIAS]

[MAGGIE MATTIAS] DID YOU

004

2013-08-22T05:29:59Z

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY WHERE IS MY CRAZY KESTRELS PARTY?

003

2013-06-18T20:55:52Z

[NOAH] WOE I've been restricted to the Healer's office until practice is over. Something about taking a big tumble through the air??? I can't exactly remember, my memory is a bit botched....

No, but actually, Charlie hit me. And then I fell. Rather dramatically, I might add. I'm pretty sure it was an accident, but as we all know, my and Axe's reunion has the potential to make any wizard a bit more than jealous...

I'm just kidding, Spinnet's a peach and I'm completely fine, but if he asks my vigil is taking place later tonight. I just hope you'll remember my fondly, sweet husband...

We should get the children in on it! Or is that a bit too much?[/NOAH]

[DRYSTAN] So what's with this 'secret' Penelope summer party? Why is it a secret, she knows it's her birthday. What I bet she doesn't know, along with the rest of us, is why the summer solstice is worth celebrating. [/DRYSTAN]

[MAGGIE] Hello have you left my irritating brother yet? No? Then what else is new? [/MAGGIE]

[THOMAS] When are you next coming over for dinner? Why do I not know? Also, why do I feel neglectfully out-of-date concerning your life? [/THOMAS]

GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD, THIS SEEKER HAS HAD ONE TOO MANY FALLS FOR ONE LIFE TIME!

Also, just in case any of you were wondering, Kenmare has stellar seat cushions in addition to having managed turn any and every possible thing into different shades of green. It's rather inspiring. Or would be, if I wasn't currently suffering from a fatal head injury, courtesy of Charlie Spinnet.

002

2013-05-21T22:34:30Z

Drystan and Matthew you two better be excited to visit the old stomping ground this weekend, or else.

001

2012-09-25T19:21:01Z

Well, that was awkward. Good thing I'm sociable again.

Wouldn't want anyone else feeling more uncomfortable because of me, that would just be embarrassing.

037

2012-08-01T20:39:46Z

[DRYSTAN] ~~Can I~~ What are you doing today? Are you free? [/DRYSTAN]

036

2012-06-15T04:47:58Z

I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO EXCITED FOR A TRAIN TO ARRIVE!!!~~!!!~~

035

2012-03-26T04:43:29Z

Merlin to kids really need to be in school this long?

[MAGGIE] Update! Go! [/MAGGIE]

034

2012-02-03T06:28:55Z

[MAGPIES] ~~I hope all of you are~~ You better be keeping to your new fitness and eating regiments. [/MAGPIES]

033

2012-01-15T21:04:58Z

This week sucked! I am not pleased.

[MAGGIE] How are you doing? Is there anything I do? ~~I see that you~~ [/MAGGIE]

[NOAH] Adrian and Maggie both flew on Friday! [/NOAH]

032

2011-10-09T23:58:50Z

I AM NOT LOSING MY MIND
I AM LOSING MY MIND
HOW ARE THERE CAT FOOTPRINTS ON THE CEILING
WE DON'T EVEN OWN A CAT
NOAH THE ENTIRE KITCHEN IS COVERED IN TOMATO SAUCE
HOW IS THIS HAPPENING

Does anyone have the address of a fantastic maid?

031

2011-08-04T03:50:21Z

ADRIAN MATTIAS IS MY HALF-BROTHER.

Phew, I'm glad I got that off my chest. So can we start the season already now?

030

2011-07-27T03:11:07Z

[MCLAGGEN] While I'll be the first to admit I'm not a big supporter of team alliances, Nicole is family, and I just so happen to like her. If there's anything you think I, possibly even we, can do to help with the situation, let me know. [/MCLAGGEN]

029

2011-07-21T03:20:33Z

I had the most fun today.

028

2011-07-19T03:08:03Z

~~YES~~

Congratulations to my Occamy Team! Greta, Gabriel, Anneliese, Zach, Henry and Savannah you were spectacular!

And of course you too, Jason!!

Your properly engraved cups are in the post.

027

2011-04-10T20:36:13Z

It's 32°C right now. I think I've actually died and gone to heaven.

026

2011-03-30T21:46:36Z

[NOAH] I have a surprise for you when you get home! [/NOAH]

025

2011-02-23T06:16:55Z

[MAGPIES] New playoffs rule: starting Friday and going until the end of playoffs, no sex. Period. I don't want to hear any whining about it either, it's supposed to help. [/MAGPIES]

Oh boy

024

2010-12-01T00:19:48Z

[ADRIAN] What are you doing with Maggie? Aren't there enough woman in england for you excluding my one teammate that's a girl? [/ADRIAN]

[MAGGIE] So... Adrian Mattias?[/MAGGIE]

[NOAH] So there's this teeny, tiny small little thing I have to tell you. [/NOAH]

When's the first snowfall supposed to happen? I love practicing in the snow.

023

2010-07-11T20:07:26Z

[NOAH] I was thinking today, and then got the brilliant idea that I we ~~need~~ should go on a vacation! Doesn't that sound so necessary right now? How about Japan? I'm thinking Japan. It has billions of people on a little island! [/NOAH]

[ESTELLA] Congratulations, congratulations blah blah blah--- I HAVE AN ISSUE!

He has returned. [/ESTELLA]

022 -- warded to friends & family

2010-06-11T05:09:47Z

Anna Lyra Boot

021

2010-06-01T04:40:43Z

NO, IT'S NOT---

I AM NOT---

YOU STILL HAVE A FUCKING MONTH, CALM YOURSELF

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

Everything is fine.

020

2010-05-28T04:08:49Z

Nope. No. I refuse.

019

2010-03-23T04:00:10Z

SO.

Starting today (and by today, I mean this morning), I am on a new work-out schedule that is proving to already be effective! Does anyone know any good running paths?

018

2010-03-01T04:01:07Z

I had to go to the bathroom eighteen times today. EIGHTEEN!