urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:codemuncher Alvin Alkeinos, Jr. Alvin Alkeinos, Jr. 2009-05-24T21:50:18Z urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:codemuncher:960 2009-05-24T21:47:15Z 2009-05-24T21:50:18Z <strike>Hi</strike> <strike>Dear</strike> <strike>My</strike> Fellow graduates,<br /><br />As your class of 2009 valedictorian, I was charged with the task of writing and delivering to you a semi-original and borderline-inspirational commencement speech. <strike>So, here goes.</strike> The trials of the past four years have been different for all of us, and we've all learned something different from the experience. <strike>As we go out into the world that lies beyond these four walls&#160;</strike> <br /><br />I have learned that the water pressure in the third toilet stall in the men's bathroom on the first floor is the lowest, so if one must receive a swirly, it should be in that one. I have learned that I won't miss your childish antics. And I have recently learned that just because I have the highest grade point average in the class and the highest documented IQ in the state, it does not exempt me from the phenomenon known as <em>writer's block</em>.<br /><br />Speechwriting blows.<br /> urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:codemuncher:662 2009-03-23T09:53:13Z 2009-03-23T09:53:13Z Bonfire tomorrow night on the beach.