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013

2014-02-12T23:11:59Z

Guess who is ~~conditionally~~ cleared for New York?

This guy right here.

So stop getting your knickers in a twist about it.

012

2013-08-27T04:07:05Z

~~[LARKIN] You've been in Braz~~

[SETH] I've

~~[SAOIRSE MULLET] We have to~~

Out until October. Something about the brain needing reconditioning time, or whatever.

They gave me rehabilitation exercises.

I am not doing rehabilitation exercises.

011

2013-08-19T05:09:40Z

What? You mean to tell me that I, Michal Conway Lynch, have been awake for a whole day already? But how could that possibly be? Wouldn't I want my teammates and friends to know that I have rejoined the world of the living? Why would I force my entire family, except for my beautiful sister Liddie because she wasn't in the room when this demand was made, into secrecy?

Let's find out.

YOU'RE DONE LIDDIE.

010

2013-06-30T21:23:24Z

[HOWELL] Upon reviewing my schedule, I realized I am available to meet and become acquainted with your not-so-secret girlfriend of the Appleby Arrows, SAOIRSE MULLET. Because, you know, we haven't formally met yet or anything... [/HOWELL]

Having shoreline property is not ideal when you don't own the beach below. Some witch with purple hair waltzed right up to the back door last night wondering if any famous persons lived in the area.

Tell me Seth, did she make it to your house with the crude map I provided for her?

009

2013-04-10T18:08:17Z

[HOWELL] HOWELL THIS IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION I NEED TO STAY AT YOUR PLACE STARTING RIGHT NOW WHERE ARE YOU WHY AREN'T YOU HERE [/HOWELL]

[SETH] I'm dead. [/SETH]

[WENDY] Have you... spoken with Larkin by any chance since we got back? [/WENDY]

008

2013-04-02T02:16:39Z

[WARDS] HUSBAND? [/WARDS]

007

2013-03-07T02:03:59Z

HOWELL ARE YOU STILL ALIVE HOWELL WHERE ARE YOU I AM GOING TO NEED YOUR WHEREABOUTS HOWELL

SETH WE NEED TO TALK

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006

2012-12-18T02:59:00Z

Poland is atrocious.

Everyone associated with the Grodzisk Goblins is horrible.

The food is stunningly abysmal.

No surprises here in the Ojczyzna.

005

2012-09-15T04:57:04Z

Shit you know who's old? Seth Wadcock.

004

2012-06-04T04:50:49Z

How many drinks does it take to make a watermelon drunk?

003

2012-02-05T03:46:02Z

[SETH] I heard the old man is talking about retiring. I'm contemplating campaigning for captainship, what do you think? [/SETH]

Oh look, we lost. Until next year.

Who should I support for the cup now?

002

2012-01-21T03:59:31Z

Where's my surprise birthday party?

001

2011-12-30T02:42:14Z

So people use these things to keep in touch? What was wrong with letters? Or real in-person conversations?

I do like how it makes it less of an effort, though.