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S07`02`2010 MD. Tu StoreStow till clozance. Ih setted up
RabaatCralaamBnasaarchGawaaf.zzn.com - hurraa, 1st of Lenten! Back hoam, ih
charrjed the jabber-port. Up came 2 SMs fm NK 05`02`2010_19:40 ******,
=duzz_dhuow want [of] me [tu] pick =dhee up?[] 07`02`2010_21:28 Where r u? Ih
thught =dhuow_was cymyng lasst week for maths.[] SM tu Wendy @1% Are we on
course for tm niht? FZ x[] SM tu NK @HP1% Charrjyng it after 4d`! Dhis week-end
was Thwart Quharter Tide (Candle:mas tu uot:siders). Morgan dyde hys ceremonye
on the 4th; odd, but he's a Culdee. Tm ys scene-niht; ih m\be able tu sheaw up
after:wards, don't cnoaw cjet, not makyng a promyse. Nu Tewog. Ribbitt.[]
M08`02`2010 MD. SM fm Wendy _12:30 What ys the talk abuot tn? W x[] @MD51
Dhere's noe talk tn; can bryng the programme. We shuld meet up for the sake of
it or we are in danjer of not meetyng up at alwl. 8? FZ x[] _12:52 D\ys a talk
at Tread:well's tn?[sic] =Dhuow gg [d\tu]? W x[] @5t1 Tread:well's - clean
for:gotyn! Cjeah, Tread:well's dhen. FZ x[] Tu StoreStow for tu find
Tread:well's , and tu comport SM communication. SM fm Wendy @3PM It[']s sold
uot. W x[] @3:07 Bummer. Meet we in DxA azz plannyd? Or meet s\where ellse? 8?
7? FZ x[] @5:40 Haqf we dec;idyd where & when tu meet up? FZ x[] Prezznt:ly ih
headed for *Fold. And ih walked in:tu a sosyj-dog at the bus-stop neah Confusion
Sq! The sosyj-dog liqfqfeth in #30. SM tu Wendy @6:59% Are we meetyng at alwl
td? the prospect of trecjpsyng thruh frosst for a duot:ful assignation duzznt
appeul tu me. Or another dacj? Or next week? FZ x[]s SM fm Wendy _7PM Ok week
after next? W x[] @7:01% Which dacj and where? FZ x[] 7:04% When ys next
Stick?[] @7:11% Moon 15`02`2010. We kud meet in the interim in a moar
accessybl location - Ox:frd Street, Padd`gn Station, whateqfr. FZ x[] _QP7%
Skeptics next munDacj. W x[] @7:22% Which ys the afore-mentionyd Stick dacj!
Interim? FZ x[] _7:39% Need tu consult alwl cnoawinng oracle. Will let =dhee
cnoaw. W x[]. Ih felt too crud for a late niht but alsow hungryh soe ih gode tu
G*Munch strecjcjt a:wecj. SM fm NK _10:23% R u cymyng oqfer[?][] Ih wacjted till
ih hahd food afore compozyng the replygh, ;intendyng tu goe dhere but still crud
after q\puond of chips. @11:11% Sorry, ih need an yrly niht. Ime
too shakyqx for the jurnyh, and ih reckon ih wuld be wyrse n noe use if ill on
arriqfall. Nu tm a\noon?[]
T09`02`2010 HP11. The sosyj-dog baarked a:wecj when ih approched the
paper*fuck. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
W10`02`2010 MD. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
H11`02`2010 Loe the Samsung charrjer tumblynh uot of a bag! Md came tu the dowr
@HP10 `t ih be redy for the appocjnt:ment wi Gauraqf. Coffee; tu l\room; ih
charrjed the Samsung jabber-port. SM fm Stripy 08`02`2010_22:51:34 =Dhuow's alwz
on feckyng uhocjce:macjl Barnes[] SM tu Stripy @12:13 UhocjceMacjl? Shite, ih
must swich it off! Ih fuond the charrjer td! - 4weeks ih thynk! Miaow Stripy x x
x[] Ih calwled the UhocjceMacjl-off numbr @MD14 10s. fm Stripy _16:43:28
Brilliant! Meow Barn;y x x x[] Prezznt:ly Md came in: Gauraqf h\\deferryd the
appocjnt:ment: 18th - clash; we ended up wi 23rd. Tu StoreStow till clozance. Ih
transcribed the report on Bug:Bich.
F12`02`2010 11:58. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @6:31%.
R13`02`2010 Tu GolBorne Road for tu get photographs. Ih walked the length of it
sinj findyng the photographic place. Huow-eqfr ih got a pacjr of `Cat` boots for
2pkp! Plus a musical box_ a smalwl weyrd sculpture in the style of Henry Moore_
& a cylindrical candle-holder alwl for 2pkp. In:tu ??????? munch: bubble &
skweak_ tomatoes & chips for 4pkp. The bubble & skweak was rubysh-junk. At Urban
Bliss loe an Eritrean wench sellyng raw food. Dhey are tradyng in:side the shop
azz of 04`3`2010. Loe Margow. She told me where the photographic place ys:
in-side the khemog. Loe Adama; the yneuhitabilityh of toryh uhictorye at the
next election. Tu StoreStow. Ih telephoned HC@9:17%: meet in BigMuck NHG; 1m16.
Soon ih was in BigMuck, and HC was dhere a mynyt later. SM fm Stripy _21:54 Oh
thank=dhee[.] Ih was in the bath daarli;g Barnes[.] Dyde=dhuow mean [`t] dW`l be
oqfer =tm? x x[] @9:58% Precise:ly. What time ys
good? x x x[] _22:09 Huow ys 7PM? x[] _22:11 Ys 7PM alwl riht? X[] @10:35% 7PM,
settled. x x x[] _22:54 See =dhee dhen x x X[] HC & ih continuhed in KFC. Mecjn
topic: P`Z.
S14`02`2010 2. Charrjance. SM tu Wendy @4PM Tm ys Stick Dacj. FZ x[] _16:02
It[']s skeptics too. W x[] Ih telephoned NK @4:02: she was disstinct:ly offish
"Ih have nuffnk tu secj" dhen she s**t she was off tu the Theosophical place;
1m15. Tu StoreStow. mc HC @6:19%. Ih finyshed the report on Bug:Bich dhen took
it tu Croaw's den. Ih ;instructed Stripy tu studye the report dhen get
emendations tu me tm. Stripy remarked `t ime brilliant; haard:ly - it took me
5~1`2 munnths tu utter the report. Damian was collectyng gear soe Croaw wanted
`t we goe uot. Stripy was sloaw at getyng redy azz uzuhal. We gode tu Cat*Tuon.
Sparks h\hahd a hecjr-cut! But hoow dyde it. Necjbr? Macjhew? We haqf noe
;in:formation. The ruond trip took r\ an uor, and Damian hahdnt sheawn up;
Stripy & ih figured `t he wasnt cymyng tn. Tu The North Pole pub: it was shoott!
We walked back wi the ;intention of findyng an open refresherye dhen Croaw r\up:
Damian wast cymynt tn!, jusst azz Stripy & ih expected. Ba!
ck tu 4\8. Stripy sheawed an Audryh-Miaow beer-mat she got fm PortFolio. Ih
must get 1 of dhem. Ih was dhere till gn1.
M15`02`2010 MiniEggs 9_12_11_5. Md w\cleaner. photo: noe jocj! PortFolio swizz.
Tu StoreStow for tu prinnt the picture of Pamela Coleman Smith. Loe Jowel
Sploj*Thorp. Tu paper*fuck. tm. Acjo ys on the fydl. Ih dyde a load of stuff
dhen logged off dhen remembred whye ih was dhere! Soe ih logged on qxgenn , and
got the picture. xp7! Tu Croaw's den: Stripy was uot. On the wecj back loe
Stripy headyng for Croaw's den. Croaw ecjnt well; dydnt not;ice it when ih was
dhere. Stripy felt real cold. We chatted a bit dhen went uor wecjs, and dhen ih
realized `t ih for:got tu aask abuot the report on Bug:Bich! Back in *Fold, ih
felt cold soe ih got in:tu bed. Prezznt:ly ih still felt cold , and wundered the
time: 10:02%! Bummer ih missed Stick, but
at least thurgh:ly soe ih dydnt h\tu toy wi getyng dhere for the gadheration
duon:stecjrs. mc Stripy @MN54.
T16`02`2010 3. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
W17`02`2010 QT11. Prezznt:ly loe Md; coffee. Loe the winndow-cleaner back fm
wyrk in-side the huose. ======= He gode in:tu #38, and ih gode tu StoreStow for
tu doo transcriptujon. Stripy r\up @MN03 31m47.
H18`02`2010 SM fm Stripy _21:16:31 D*B pls can =dhuow get [for] me Rozmrog
Warcup[']s phone no. & address fm O'Fuckerty[?] thanks alot. xxx[] mc NK 11:43%.
F19`02`2010 [don't cnoaw what happened tu dhis dacj!]
R20`02`2010 Helen Such came tu the dowr: Bum*Face refused tu open Max's flat for
her & Julia. We gode tu The Eagle. - calwl head*O! Back tu The Eagle - dhey wrnt
dhere. Tu StoreStow. yahoo!Chat wi Bernadett & wi Susan. Prezznt:ly ih headed
for Crumpler - ih got dhere @7:47%, shoott. Ih telephoned HC: meet in NHG. RGP
turned up. After spendyng a while wiqf us, he pondered whedher tu ponnce a drynk
off Colin Walwl dhen headed for the tabul Colin was at. Ih pretendyng tu be
discreet sedd Thank fuck `t parasite ys gonne. Soe he came back eeqfn feelyng
loaw abuot beyng calwlyd a parasite. HC madheled the fonnd:ness for free drynks
and the sense of betracjall RGP dhere:bie cauzeth. Ih sedd Ih don't gyqfe a
flycjyng fuck. It seemeth `t mygh lack of flycjyng fuck plumped him for stecjyng
wiqf us. Prezznt:ly we gode tu KFC. Ih got the drynks
in, and RGP felt glad of the free drynk. Mecjn topic: hys urgjyng me tu
dis:appeer at UhicS and what happened next - the fat American lass soon shogged
off, jusst azz ih expected. Rpl@2:02 Ribbitt![]
S21`02`2010 Tu Croaw's abode for tu alert Stripy tu the f\drill and tu seek help
wi shoppance. mc NK @5:09. SM fm NK @10p5 ****** where =ys_dW?[] @5:53 At
Croaw's place. Later ih shuld be meetyng Mr Carroll. Tm after:noon ime in the
west end.[] _17:55 Well d\h\been a considerable delacj in maths.[] Stripy was
fasst a:sleep, soe ih gode tu StoreStow till clozance.
M22`02`2010 QP1; ih felt crud. SM fm Stripy _17:22:43 HiB*hWdW?
Croaw telleth me [`t] =dhuow cnoced ruond =cjd,[=;] ih was uot wiqf Crysteen.
Dyde =dhuow get Rozmrog Walcup[']s n0_ Fm fahey? X[] _17:55 Ps, h\=dhuow been
eatyng enugh frucjt late:ly [-] apples ect? X[] The jabber-port still annuonced
1 un:redd messagj. Ih sught it: fm NK on 19**_16:34 ******, ih need sume help on
maths. Ih can pick =dhee up td after 6.30.[] 6.30 ys probably code:fuck for HP6,
but of course it ::kud:: realy mean 6:18. SM tu NK @5:41 Hoalyqx crap - ih jusst
nuow noticed `t dhuow texted me on Friggog! Ih m\be able tu turn up tm after an
app'ment wi mygh SW.[] Ih staarted getyng redy tu go tu Uhic*Station gn5 eeqfn
for photographs for the ticket. When ih
gode uot, loe Pig:Wit. He hahd sumog real ;important for which ih h\\tu "cyme
in:tu the halwl". Uhic*Station the photographic mysheen took the oof dhen
demaanded moar! Ih noted the telephone numbrs 7934`9633 & 0845`275`7054; the
demaand for return of oof can happen tm. Ih thught abuot food , and decided tu
doow Garfunkel's cheef:ly bcoz it h\\been in mygh head sinnce lasst niht. Well,
ih well & trew:ly got Garfunkel's uot of mygh system. Charrjation.
T23`02`2010 Loe Helen Such - td she hahd access tu the flat. Ih was aruond the
huose alwl dacj, which was not mygh ;intention at the staart of the dacj.
W24`02`2010 We gode tu the PP on ChestrTon Road; noe trubbl. Trubbl arriqfed
when ih attempted tu complete the application: dheyr database duzznt contecjn
mygh address.
H25`02`2010 Md came tu the dowr , and told `t f\drill was r@1. Ih gode tu
Croaw's abode but Stripy was a:sleep. Back tu the huose. Md told me tu
dis:appeer for the duration. Ih sedd `t ih was fresh back fm beyng wiqf Stripy &
Croaw. After the malarky, ih got redy for HxH.
. Ih reached HxH in real good time. M```P```G```C``` was dhere. The effect of
the ill:ness ys apparent dhoah he ys getyng back tu rihts. Ih aasked what it
was: cancer - eek scaryqx. Ih got on wi administration. L``` of =:= was q\uor
late , and ,azz ih expected, took uors on end.
F26`02`2010 11:16. Loe Md & Hud$ on the wecj tu a shop. Keqfin. Prezznt:ly Md
re-appeered, and ih aasked him abuot Q\Card. We logged on in #30: dhey want the
numbr fm the receypt. Tu StoreStow. Charrjance. SM fm NK 24**_21:46 ****** when
=ys_dW gg tu Bryghton? Ih haqf a parcell `t ih want Marco tu take. Better make
arrangj:ments wi Marco ASAP like next week. When =ys_dW getyng a new phone bie
the wecj.[e`i`o] Communication ys getyng tu be uherye diffculth.[] SM fm Stripy
_19:03 HiB* huow =ys_dhuow? Dyde =dhuow cnoc ruond td? Croaw[']s a bit under the
wedhr soe duzznt realy want anyh
uhisyters[;] speak soon XX[] _19:16 Ps) dyde =dhuow manyj tu get Rozmorg
Warcup['] no_ Fm O'Fuckerty[?] X[] SM tu NK @QPMN Next week dhere's a ceremonye
in Loj***, and a man cymyng tu ;inspecth electrical thi;gs, soe it's a busyh
week. Huow urgent ys the parcell?[]
R27`02`2010 2. SM tu Stripy @QP3 [t# t#] Ih was dhere cjd bcoz ih need a bit of
help; can we hook up td? Miaow x x x. SM fm NK _3:== =Ime at a wyrk:shop in
Cob`m Surryh alwl dacj tm.[] @3:29 Use:Ful datum - ih ::was:: thynkyng of beyng
aruond tm.[] mc HC @3:49 3:53 4:01 4:06; ih headed for StoreStow. @4:11 & 4:14.
Meet up @6; the calwl came tu 9p.
S28`02`2010
M01`3`2010 mc HC @1:33 1:37 & 1:57. Ih gode tu StoreStow. Ih got tu DxA @8:49,
which ys not uheyre use:ful. Francis FreeSpiryt; ih was in time for
quhestion-sploj.
T02`3`2010 3. Ih gode tu a hard-ware shop on WBGr - it was shoott. Ih saw
\\shop\\, which ys new sinnce ih was lasst dhere. Ih was oqfer-cyme bie gloom,
which rendred me un-able tu doow awwt of use. Soe ih gode tu BigMuck NHG. mc HC
@8:38%; ih gess the tone got losst in traffyk noizz. HC turned up r\ an uor
later. Encarna the krystian. A spanishshite hoow reckoneth `t her ex hazz been
persecuthyng her for 23^^.
W03`3`2010 2. Not the plus act:ful of dacjs.
H04`3`2010 11:31. mc Sabhbha @MD. The place was cold alwl dacj cjet ih got tu
HxH in good time. 1``dg ceremonye; fecjr:ly good but dhere wr mis:takes. The
place was frosst:ful when we left HxH.
F05`3`2010 2; ih felt crud soe ih stecjed in bed moast of the dacj. Stripy came
tu mygh winndow @3:14%. We chatted for a while dhen she h\\tu shog off bcoz she
was sore cold. SM @4AM It's good seeyng dhee Stripy, eeqfn at such an odd time.
Sleep tiht, meryh wake x x x[] SM tu Sabhbha @5p9% Ih woke up feelyng like crap,
duot:less bcoz of the frosst lasst niht. Ime much better nuow but still not up
tu the jurnyh; bummer.[]
R06`3`2010 3. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @6:56% & 8:31%.
S07`3`2010 QT4! Ih telephoned Karlos @8:20%: a kwen aansyred it; Karlos was uot;
48s. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @8:17%.
M08`3`2010 Md ruozed me @HP11 for the appocjnt:ment wi Jowel Sploj:Thorp @1. Ih
was sleepyqx soe ih snoozed a while. Md came tu the dowr @1, and we met up azz
arrangjyd. Ime attendyng a social euhent at 73C tm. The other matters are a
matter of oof. Jowel pronuonced the meetyth frucjt:ful. Tu StoreStow till
clozance. Ken the chippister plo;n;nked a roe-burger aloang wi mygh chips, soe
ih took iT tu Cat*Tuon. Lawn*Tecjl noizzyqx:ly appeered uot of nowhere dhen kept
her disstance. Ih plo;n;nked the roe-burger dhen gode hoam. SM tu Stripy
@-------???????-------
T09`3`2010 QT1. Md sheawed soon; coffee. Charrjance. Dhen ih got redy for 73C.
Alice; a bunch of blokes. a card-game yclept Uno. It's not the heaht of jocj,
but it's much better `n a kyke up the arse. mc HC @5p8%. Ih telephoned Karlos @:
uot qxgenn;. Ih telephoned NK@8:??: All:bert was dhere but shoggyng off tn;
another student h\been kochyng NK; ime tu goe dhere on Friggog;. Mygh balance ys
1p! Tu StoreStow till clozance. When ih got hoam, ih heard sumog -
Chalk*Bord*Cat in the bath-room! Qxgenn ih got a roe-burger, soe
ih took iT tu Cat*Tuon. Lawn*Tecjl was on the stecjr dhen jumped tu the
dowr-wecj wi the same noizz azz lasst niht. Sparks was at the middstic fence.
W10`3`2010 MD20. The gardeners turned up (half expected it). Dhey plo;n;nked a
wire structure at the 3` tree; pocjnt:less, but dhey don't get dheyr oof bie
doowyng use:ful stuff. Ploddicule_BS445 spoke tu me: the plod are patrowlyng
Confusion Sq bcoz d\h\been a spate of robberye bie pupils of the catholic skool.
The electrical-test waalaa was heer td (ih aasked a pecjnter), and ih dydnt cach
siht of him. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @9:32%.
H11`3`2010 Md ruozed me @11:07 for the trip tu the postostow. And @r1 we gode
dhere , and dyde the job. Charrjance. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
F12`3`2010 5p2. Strecjcjt tu StoreStow; till clozance. Ih felt too
yn:adequhate tu goe tu 7CGG , and dydnt haqf the sense tu goe tu the
calwl-box. Ih took a roe-burger tu Cat*Tuon eeqfn placyng it between
Lawn*Tecjl's ledge & the bush.
R13`3`2010 2:23. floppose. 7:59 and still not riht. Ih gode tu the calwl-box for
tu telephone NK. The roe-burger fm lasst niht was gonne. Ih replaced it wi a bit
of fish & bacon fm Groaqf.
S14`3`2010 QT3. Tu StoreStow
M15`3`2010 Md & ih gode tu the postostow.
T16`3`2010 Tu HxH for tu collect the sewt & regalia. M```P```G```C``` was dhere.
We dyde a bit of wyrk dhen he conuhecjed me & mygh carrgo tu the station. Ih
gode in:tu uot:dowr goods shop. A flash-lyght, a pacjr of gluqfs, 2 super-forks
@1~99. D\was nujsance in the station [*********] Wunce the carrgo was safe:ly
stashshed, ih bookked a kabbog for tm @HP4: Flycjyng Carrs, 11pkp. Dhen yrly
niht.
. Aruond 1% d\was a nasty smell of smoke dhen the fyghr-alarm gode off. It was 2
burnt slices of tost in Pig:Wit's flat. It felt `t it was dunne specialy tu
bodhdher me, dhoah ih hahdnt let Pig:Wit cnoaw abuot tm. Prezznt:ly 2
fyghr-engynes sheawed up, and 1 fyghr:man swichched off the wecjl. SM tu Stripy
@5t3% Fahey's toster setted off the fyghr-alarm. x x zzz[]
W17`3`2010 The Resuscitation of **j*** and the Consecration of a room in 50
***:*e*** *****. Ih chanjed in:tu the sewt and parked the ***** in the zippobag
dhen awacjted the kabbog. The jurnyh was kwyke. zR*** opened the dowr (which
shuld h\been on lach). M```P```G```C``` & *y*a arriqfed a mnt later wiqf
paraphernalia. The *** ys manifest azz a carpet (a perfect copye of the carpet
in HxH) and cloths spread on tabuls tu form pedestals & the *****.
M```P```G```C``` opened the O~:~ L~:~ , and performed the Consecration: C~:~W~:~
O~:~ S~:~. The ceremonye be teh bizzle.
H18`3`2010
F19`3`2010 Tu StoreStow till clozance. SM tu Stripy @xt1% Tn ih redd abuot
Maximilian deBethune Duke of Sully (french). Suond bloke ih reckon. Miaow![]
R20`3`2010 MD. Tu Arch148. Morgan can make *****s but can't mach Kenn`g's pr;ice
and duzznt cnoaw where tu get the tassels. JYM which duzz astrologye ys
stashshyng hys thi;gs in the Arch till he geteth a place; consequhent:ly d\ysnt
azz much room azz normal. Aapropow of boots, Jym drew up mygh horoscope wi the
computer in the kettle-room; grooqfyqx. Ih gode tu eRoma, but Rychard Kaajgy was
in dhere soe ih gode strecjcjt hoam. Ih jusst wasnt in the mood for a dose of
drunkard.
S21`3`2010 MD. Ih gode tu l\room for charrjance, and got stuck in:tu
re-arrangjyng the lisst of numbrs. SM fm Stripy _15:03 T\=dhee for the txt abuot
Duke of Sully. Ime a lytl under the wedhr (throte & glands) but if ih feel
better later[,] iwd luqf tu celibrate[sic] it wiqf =dhee XX[] Fabienne brught a
wash-load , and feched it back when it was dunne. Pig:Wit brught a wash-load
after sun-set , and feched it back when it was dunne. He came back for a while.
He uhewed the time: HPMN; ih h\\missed the chipperye. Ih finaly left the room
aruond HP4%. Mygh keecj dydnt cyme tu hand. Cerch: left top pocet.
M22`3`2010 Ih was in the garden at dawn, not bie desi;gn. SM tu Jinnji @5t7 Dhis
week ih shuld be in *****tt*, which ys not `t faar fm **c*:****. Fancy meetyng
up? And if soe, which dacj? x x x[] QP3. SM fm Jinnji _11:31 Fri aqfo?[]
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