Froggo Zijgeb

croak @ 2010-08-17T17:23:00

2010-08-17T17:23:20Z

Igh must get back tu StoreStow!

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2010-05-28T17:06:59Z

T23`3`2010 MD. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
W24`3`2010 SM tu Stripy @5AM Ear Fecjry, dyde DHUOW leaqf the truozers in the
Laundrye Room? And huow are the throte & glands? x x x[] Dhen ih got tu sleep.
xp2. Pig:Wit. mc HC @7:28%. SM fm Stripy _21:27 The truozers arnt myne[.]
Barnes, ime prettyh under the wedhr wi flu. Huow =ys_dhuow =dhye:self? Ih hope
=dhuow's well & enjocjyng the sun-shine x x x[] Ih got tu StoreStow 10mnt afore
clozance.
H25`3`2010 Not azz action:ful a dacj azz ih ;intended.
F26`3`2010 MD. Md ys a:wecj for 2 weeks. Ih re-arrangjed headyths on the
jabber-port. Pig:Wit came tu the dowr. Ih washed the purse. AHE. The trafyke was
sloaw but the recjl-wecj was kwyk. RycjMond ys full of booze:ful komman ppl. SM
tu Jinnji @8:59% After a stack of delacj, ime in Rych:mond Station. If dhuow
still hazz time, we can meet nuow; other:wize ime hoam-ward. x x x[]
R27`3`2010 2:48. Charrjance. mc HC @7:18%. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
S28`3`2010 2. Tu StoreStow till clozance. SM tu Jinnji @6:56% Tm @Stick. And
later dhis week ys feasybl. x x x[] SM fm Jinnji _19:52 Ime soe sorry -got
=dhye messagj =too late. ``dacj at photo shoot. Wd luqf =tu meet =dhee soon.
Xxx[]
M29`3`2010 After wash, ih wundered whedher ih hahd time tu uze Sarakan. Ih
uhewed the time: 5:44 - plentyh of time. On the wecj tu the station, ih
realized`t dhey chanjed the clocks at the week-end - ih was an uor behind time!
Josselyn on ??????? The eeqfyl Mike Dacj was dhere; bummer. Neeta left stecjcjt
after the talk, soe ih got noe time wiqf her. Ado feched up clps of `Clash of
the Titans` on hys jabber-port. We wached 10; cjeah, it's wurth the oof. RAGA
which external:y ys Tessa. Mike Dacj chatted up Rozalye. On the wecj uot,
MikeDacj akknolljed me, soe ih sedd Only Guru Daqfe can saqfe yw! Ih attempted
tu alert Rozalye but she shot off - soon trecjn noe duot.
T30`3`2010 2. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
W31`3`2010 2. Tu DxA. At the bus-stop in Trafalgar Sq, ih saw a pregnant fecjry;
dew in 4 weeks ih reckon. D\was a piper uot:side a restyronnt, soe ih haarked
him for a while. Ih got hot food in Spar bcoz ih dydnt want `t mygh
food-purchase be ascript tu NoeName. And ih got dhere @7 - mega:ly yrly! Soe ih
h\\tu sit thruh moast of dheyr arriqfall. Pozner came in and unn:tu me. Ih
aasked him whedher he h\\gyqfen up the Pagan Scene; he was sloaw tu get the
quhestion. Mr Wil$ must h\been quhite sure`t ih was dhere for tu spygh on him.
JnG spoke tu me wunce dhey wr alwl up:stecjrs and the lawcjrs wr fed & watered.
He ys in the process of bucjyng *** ***** *******.
H01`4`2010 2. Ih was a bit floppose. Ih settled the aquhatic robberye at the pP
on Chestr:ton Road. Tu Puond:Land: proPlus & linctus. Tu Coffee Plant - it was
shoott! Tu [sosyj-shop]: the mysheen was uot of ordr. Ih settled for Coffee
Republic; ih was dhere till dhey clozed it, 6 ih thynk. Loe Fabienne; she was
too sleepyqx tu talk. Tu StoreStow - ih hahd noe credyt! Tu G*Munch. Pankor came
in, and we nattered abuot i`T till r10. Ih gode tu *Fold for oof for StoreStow.
When the job was dunne, ih fuond `t ih hahd 60pkp in a top pocet.
F02`4`2010 SM tu Stripy @QP6 FG, be dhye throte & glands back tu normal? Ih
haqfqfnt seen dhee for nu 4 weeks. Miaow x x x[] 3. Tu StoreStow. The connexion
was soe sloaw ih gaqfe it up azz a bad job. G*Munch.
R03`4`2010 3:24. G*Munch. Ih took sume spare chips tu Pig:Wit; he was pleased
dhere:wi, and we nattered till he came oqfer sleepyqx nu 1%.
Eastre 04`4`2010 2:58. Pig:Wit came in:tu the garden , and bade me cyme tu hys
abode, soe ih dyde. Pig:Wit was expectyng Duggy & Paurig. Dhey sheawed up
aruond6. mc HC @9:56; clear:ly ih slept thruh it. Ih gode tu Croaw's abode for
tu see huow Stripy be: feelyng rugh, getyng oqfer glandular. Croaw was wachyng
`Heat` on tel;y, soe we h\\tu be quhiete. Al Pacino was at full uholume, which
yrked Stripy. Stripy gode uot wiqf her mudhr & Susan ?cjd?GF dhoah she wasnt
redy, and the result be relapse. Ih stecjed loanger `n ih meant tu , and missed
G*Munch. Stripy s**t ih shuld goe tu Red*Planet, but ih dydnt fancy it what wi
the up-self manyjer. Ih left aruond 1%.
M05`4`2010 1. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @2:09.
T06`4`2010 HP1. Pig:Wit came in:tu the garden, and ih hung uot wiqf him alwl
dacj; not what ih ;intended. An ;inspector fm the fyghr-station ys cymyng tu hys
abode tm. Ih aasked whedher he wanted backupp: cjep; settled. A book on
Jehoqfah:Wits. Croaw walked passt the huose eeqfn back fm Secjnzog. Td ys not a
good dacj for beyng at hys abode; he & Stripy wr goeyng tu doow laundrye in the
huose later on; noe deed. Ih left Pig:Wit's abode @rHP9. Tu StoreStow till
clozance.
W07`4`2010 Pig:Wit ruozed me: a PN was cymyng tu hys abode @MD, and he needed
backupp. Ih got up_ dyde weewee_ dyde shaqfe_ and uhewed the time: 10:33. Ih
rowled ruond tu hys abode , and prezznt:ly bummed coffee off him. He
h\\cancelled the ;inspector bcoz it was easyher `n getyng thruh tu the illagj.
Lynda the mjr & a sub:ordynate feched a lettr tu Pig:Wit. While dhey wr dhere,
dhey dissed him `t he cancelled the app'ment sinj speakyng tu dhem. Dhey eak
feched a lettr tu Stripy. Dhey wr keen tu shog off. Dhen Pig:Wit gode tu the
illagj. Ih took the lettr tu Stripy. Croaw s**t he was busyh alwl dacj and `t
Stripy was on the telephone , and told me tu plo;g;gk the lettr in the
lettr-box; strecjcjt a:wecj. Stripy calwled uot tu me while ih was walkyng
a:wecj. She was busyh for the mean time , and wuld text me later; noe deed. Tu
StoreStow till clozance.
H08`4`2010 MD37. Loe Fabienne cymyng back tu pick up her jabber-port afore
goeyng s\where. She s**t Pig:Wit annocjeth her bie hluod:ly calwlyng me late at
niht; it hazz a simylar effect on me. We talked for nu q\uor. Tu StoreStow till
clozance.
F09`4`2010 1. Tu StoreStow till clozance
R10`4`2010 2. Tu StoreStow till 5:04. Tu the back room for DH. Back tu
StoreStow till clozance. Sahi's Kychen.
S11`4`2010 xtMD. Ih sat on the 4th step while eatyng garlic-sticks. Loe Nila
doowyng washance; and she retreeqfed jusst oqfer an uor later. Loe Pig:Wit
headyng tu the nunnerye. Ih hecjled him, and he came tu the steps. He was abuot
tu pick up the missalet, but chanjed hys mynd when ih aasked what he wanted it
for. And ih hung uot aruond hys abode till gn1.
M12`4`2010 SM tu Jinnji @4:44% It's Talkyng Stick td. Cymyng tu it? x x x[] Md
ruozed me @10:37. SM fm Jinnji _2:51 Alaas sorry. Wk!C Wd luqf tu =see =dhee
soon tho.[] Tu StoreStow till clozance.
T13`4`2010 1:20. mc Stripy @MD02. Ih gode tu Croaw's abode: noe aansyr. mc
141@QP3. SM tu Stripy @3:34 Miaow! Ih see `t dhuow telephoned me @1:02BST. Where
be dhuow? Ime in S+Helen's Gardens. x x x[] & @4:37; RF @4:47. Tu S+Helen's
Munch: pasta wiqf mushshrooms & daark leaqfz in basil sawse. Tu StoreStow.
Stripy r\up @4:59 while ih was at transcriptujon, and the riht uhirtuhal button
became `ygnore` while ih was pressyng it. 2nd attempt @5:03, 3rd @5:07. Dhen SM
_6:08% Whye dyde =dhuow jusst hang up on me?[] Ih logged uot of alwl sites , and
telephoned her. She was meant tu be meetyng Helen Such td but came oqfer crud
dhen fell a:sleep. Ih establyshed `t ih shuld meet Stripy strecjcjt a:wecj. The
calwl was 1~75. SM _6:22% Pls tell Helen Such ih haqf an ;infection & flaked uot
x[] _6:==% Pls ;inuhite Helen Such tu Croaw's [abode] wiqf =dhee if =dhuow find
her x[] SM tu Helen Such @5:29 Iwz on the telephone tu Laara 3mnt a:goe. She was
taken ill and can't get uot. She's feelyn!
g crud abuot not beyng dhere.[] Stripy lookked good despyght feelyng crud. And
she soon picked up health; she reckoneth `t it's mygh prezznce. Croaw came hoam
for a while dhen shogged off for a gig.
W14`4`2010 Md came tu the dowr @11:03. He was weyrded at uor ynabilityh tu get
in tuchch cjd; it ::ys:: stranj. Ih felt crud, duot:less bcoz the skye was full
of cluod. aspirin. Ih wundered whedher tu goe tu GolBourne Road or Portobello
Road. Loe Cris goeyng back tu wyrk. He reckoned `t ih miht azz well consult a
dyghse. Ih gode tu Casa`d`Or: noe serias hot food. Oporto Cafe. An oamlet
sammwyj (!) 2~60. A cheez & tomato sammwyj - not sheawn on the si;ge-bord -2pkp.
Tu StoreStow but the batterye gaqfe up. A messagj fm HC: d\ys a report on*****
*****'s sellyng h** s***e. G*Munch. D\was a copye of the Standard: engagjyng
*****:***** tu sell h** s***e - huow the fuck dyde dhey hear abuot `t?! Back tu
StoreStow for tu telephone NK: AM. Ih telephoned PaterF. Cost: 75p.
H15`4`2010 Bum*Face ruozed me @9:14: we wr goeyng tu the Inter:Actyf thingumy in
Ewston; ih h\\for:gotyn abuot it. Ih was real sloaw - ih took near:ly an uor
oqfer 1 dose of coffee. Bum*Face sheawed up, and ih got redy in hurrye. Alsow
prezznt Andrew of [fg the place; met him at the UI doow]. Qfien. Teresa_Hx.
Tancja. Teresa_Hx s**t she was goeyng tu the relaxation-room, soe ih decyded tu
doow the same. Tancja was runnyng the thi;g, and dyde a good job of it. Trade
Justyce M\ment. Kaali_Tobacco. Sorry ime busyh, bye. Ih felt ;incl;ined tu scrap
her numbr on the spot but figured `t ih shuld consult Stripy. Ih gode hoam dhen
gode tu Croaw's abode. Stripy aansyred the dowr0talk; Croaw was a:sleep. Stripy
told me tu dump Kaali_Tobacco sinj furdher a:doow: she's a coke:head, and dhey
get un:plezznt:ly hard , and desire only each other's companye. Susan telephoned
Stripy. Dhey wr in conuhersation a good while and ih was sleepyqx soe ih gode
hoam & tu bed. SM fm Stripy _23:37 DB* s!
orry ih was on the phone tu Susan for a loang time[;] speak soon X[] <@11PM
Iwz sleepyqx soe noe biggye. And Susan ys wyrdhyqx of the time soe noe gripe.
Soon in-deed. x x x[] SM tu Jinnji @HP11% Iwz in Frennd*z Huose Ewston td.
Dhere's a book-shop and a refreshagj, soe ih reckon we kud use:fuly spend a dacj
dhere. x x x[]
F16`4`2010 SM fm Jinnji _15:21 Ok[] Huow loang dyde it take her tu compoze
::`t:: messagj?! Ih felt fecjnt soe ih wanted cookked food. Loe Adama; he sat on
the 4th step, and we talked for a good while. Dhen ih gode tu GolBourne Road.
GB*Deli was shoott, [Pl] be too out of the ordynary for the state ih was in, soe
ih made doow wi Oporto. D\was noe tomato! Cheez sammwyj - `t's what dhey are
capable of. Pig:Wit came in:tu the garden , and bade me cyme tu hys abode. He
hazz a disc of `The Matrix`. He plecjed r10mnt of it eeqfn till Neo woke up
after the agents planted the micro*robot. Iwz dhere gn4!
R17`4`2010 3. Ih headed for Puond*Land. When ih saw the kew at the bus-stop, ih
figured `t Saturnog ysnt the dacj for shopyth. Tu StoreStow. Ih posted 4 items
left oqfer fm Lenten dhen shogged off for D\Hoow. After D\Hoow, back tu
StoreStow for moar of the same. SM tu Stripy @xtMN Iwz in Cat*Tuon jn. Ih saw 1
cat walkyng tu:ward the skool, and `t was it. Ih left a roe-burger and deplocjed
the water-bowl. x x x[] Rpl ??*****?? @xpMN The jabber-port ys cjet tu be
repacjred. Soe if it's urgent, dhuow will h\tu cyme tu mygh winndow! Miaow x x
x[] Pig:Wit came tu the winndow: Denys was dhere; ih got uot of bed , and gode
dhere. He wanted `t ih wach the poap on tel;y. In an uor, we dydnt get tu see
the poap, and ih gode back tu bed.
S18`4`2010 Loe Md. Pig:Wit came back fm the Congregational Church @r5. Pastor
Campbell wasnt dhere td; noe explanation; probably hys flyght was cancelled. Tu
Pig:Wit's abode, and he kudnt get the keecj in:tu the loc - it's jammed. Soe he
got in thruh the back winndow. Ih gode tu the frunt and feched hys new
purchases. He felt silly: the dowr was open the hoal time! Ih figured `t dhis be
the curse of the dojjyqx dacj.
M19`4`2010 Bum*Face @9:31. charrjance. Loe Md. Pig:Wit's dowr. Puond*Land. Tu
StoreStow till clozance.
T20`4`2010 SM tu Stripy @5pMD The loc on the base:ment of #38 ys jammed. Dhuow
m\wyshe tu report it - it ::ys:: dhye frunt dowr! Miaow x x x[] Tu HxH.
W21`4`2010
H22`4`2010 L``` of ***********.
F23`4`2010 MD18. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
R24`4`2010 10:54. Tu StoreStow. Loe a palm-&-taroh reader in the market at the
flycjoqfer; next week. Tu StoreStow till clozance. SM tu Stripy @MN22 Ime fresh
back fm Cat Tuon. Dhere are 2 focjl trecjs near Frecjdy's ledge, and the
water-bowl ys on the flag-stoan; dhye wyrk? Miaow x x x[] SM fm Stripy _ Cjes
ime awake. Huow ys Frecjdy? When dyde dhuow lasst see Kit*Cat? sweatyqx
Joseph?[]
S25`4`2010 10:34. Prezznt:ly ih was in the garden, and Pig:Wit bade me cyme
in:tu hys abode, soe ih dyde soe. Maura Dwyghr on the telephone. Pig:Wit gode
uot for half an uor aruond QT3. Duration 17m58.
M26`4`2010 Ih hung aruond wiqf Pig:Wit alwl dacj; better `n temptyng fate.
T27`4`2010 9:32. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
W28`4`2010 10:44. Ih spent the dacj on transcriptujon. Ih cleared alwl the
app'ment cells.
H29`4`2010 10:20. The PN ys cymyng tu Pig:Wit's abode tm. Ih uholunteered tu
speak tu him abuot the need for help wi RWE. Ih took the jabber-port tu the
repacjr-place: it will cost 27^50. Tu G*Munch, but it was busyh, soe ih gode tu
StoreStow; dhere till clozance dhoah ih ;intended tu be dhere a short while dhen
get food. Sabhbha r\up @??????? On the wecj hoam, Tneeba spoke tu me. She hahd
noe recollection of tellyng me tu fuck off in 1997.
F30`4`2010 10:18. Md sheawed up gn11; breef. Pig:Wit calwled me fm the
bath-room, and prezznt:ly ih headed for hys abode. He was at the frunt when ih
got dhere, but the place was too cold for sittyng aruond; tu hys abode. Eemzl fm
DG 16:10:58 +0530 i asked director to call you but i think he slackedd
off[]Rpl_16:45:49-? Nope, he dydnt slack off: the jabber-port is uot of ordr.
Ime expectyng it back in a week. ribbitt?
R01`5`2010 10:44. Tu Pig:Wit's abode: loced. D\wr 2 lettres under STripy's dowr,
soe ih took dhem tu her. Yw want tu suck a black man's cock. Croaw gode uot, and
Stripy & ih carryhed on natteryng a:wecj. 4:40 5:58, and ih left in short ordr.
Ih missed nu 2mnt of Doctyr Hoow. heqfyh recjn. Cjeqf & _???????!_.
S02`5`2010 Pig:Wit came tu the winndow @MD49. Tu hys abode.
M03`5`2010 Ih telephoned Jinnji: AS. Ih telephoned Pater. Ih telephoned HC, and
we
arrangjed tu meet up in BigMuck NHG.
T04`5`2010
W05`5`2010 11:14.
H06`5`2010 11:14. Pig:Wit calwled me fm the bath-room winndow, soe ih gode
dhere. We got tu the p\station short:ly after 1. Dhen a bit moar coffee, and ih
h\\tu get redy for HxH. Ih was late for the Cuoncyl. It wasnt azz bad ih feared.
F07`5`2010 2:02. Pig:Wit sat on the bench dhen bade me cyme tu hys abode, and it was soe. Tu the reparatorium: the wyrk-shop sedd It's ympossybl. Oh shit! Pig:Wit. SM tu Stripy @MN Ih gode back tu the repacjr-shop td: the wyrk-shop sedd It's ympossybl. Ih thynk dhey mean Not cost-effectyf. Sad:ness. Miaow x x x[]

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2010-03-23T22:40:27Z

S07`02`2010 MD. Tu StoreStow till clozance. Ih setted up
RabaatCralaamBnasaarchGawaaf.zzn.com - hurraa, 1st of Lenten! Back hoam, ih
charrjed the jabber-port. Up came 2 SMs fm NK 05`02`2010_19:40 ******,
=duzz_dhuow want [of] me [tu] pick =dhee up?[] 07`02`2010_21:28 Where r u? Ih
thught =dhuow_was cymyng lasst week for maths.[] SM tu Wendy @1% Are we on
course for tm niht? FZ x[] SM tu NK @HP1% Charrjyng it after 4d`! Dhis week-end
was Thwart Quharter Tide (Candle:mas tu uot:siders). Morgan dyde hys ceremonye
on the 4th; odd, but he's a Culdee. Tm ys scene-niht; ih m\be able tu sheaw up
after:wards, don't cnoaw cjet, not makyng a promyse. Nu Tewog. Ribbitt.[]
M08`02`2010 MD. SM fm Wendy _12:30 What ys the talk abuot tn? W x[] @MD51
Dhere's noe talk tn; can bryng the programme. We shuld meet up for the sake of
it or we are in danjer of not meetyng up at alwl. 8? FZ x[] _12:52 D\ys a talk
at Tread:well's tn?[sic] =Dhuow gg [d\tu]? W x[] @5t1 Tread:well's - clean
for:gotyn! Cjeah, Tread:well's dhen. FZ x[] Tu StoreStow for tu find
Tread:well's , and tu comport SM communication. SM fm Wendy @3PM It[']s sold
uot. W x[] @3:07 Bummer. Meet we in DxA azz plannyd? Or meet s\where ellse? 8?
7? FZ x[] @5:40 Haqf we dec;idyd where & when tu meet up? FZ x[] Prezznt:ly ih
headed for *Fold. And ih walked in:tu a sosyj-dog at the bus-stop neah Confusion
Sq! The sosyj-dog liqfqfeth in #30. SM tu Wendy @6:59% Are we meetyng at alwl
td? the prospect of trecjpsyng thruh frosst for a duot:ful assignation duzznt
appeul tu me. Or another dacj? Or next week? FZ x[]s SM fm Wendy _7PM Ok week
after next? W x[] @7:01% Which dacj and where? FZ x[] 7:04% When ys next
Stick?[] @7:11% Moon 15`02`2010. We kud meet in the interim in a moar
accessybl location - Ox:frd Street, Padd`gn Station, whateqfr. FZ x[] _QP7%
Skeptics next munDacj. W x[] @7:22% Which ys the afore-mentionyd Stick dacj!
Interim? FZ x[] _7:39% Need tu consult alwl cnoawinng oracle. Will let =dhee
cnoaw. W x[]. Ih felt too crud for a late niht but alsow hungryh soe ih gode tu
G*Munch strecjcjt a:wecj. SM fm NK _10:23% R u cymyng oqfer[?][] Ih wacjted till
ih hahd food afore compozyng the replygh, ;intendyng tu goe dhere but still crud
after q\puond of chips. @11:11% Sorry, ih need an yrly niht. Ime
too shakyqx for the jurnyh, and ih reckon ih wuld be wyrse n noe use if ill on
arriqfall. Nu tm a\noon?[]
T09`02`2010 HP11. The sosyj-dog baarked a:wecj when ih approched the
paper*fuck. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
W10`02`2010 MD. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
H11`02`2010 Loe the Samsung charrjer tumblynh uot of a bag! Md came tu the dowr
@HP10 `t ih be redy for the appocjnt:ment wi Gauraqf. Coffee; tu l\room; ih
charrjed the Samsung jabber-port. SM fm Stripy 08`02`2010_22:51:34 =Dhuow's alwz
on feckyng uhocjce:macjl Barnes[] SM tu Stripy @12:13 UhocjceMacjl? Shite, ih
must swich it off! Ih fuond the charrjer td! - 4weeks ih thynk! Miaow Stripy x x
x[] Ih calwled the UhocjceMacjl-off numbr @MD14 10s. fm Stripy _16:43:28
Brilliant! Meow Barn;y x x x[] Prezznt:ly Md came in: Gauraqf h\\deferryd the
appocjnt:ment: 18th - clash; we ended up wi 23rd. Tu StoreStow till clozance. Ih
transcribed the report on Bug:Bich.
F12`02`2010 11:58. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @6:31%.
R13`02`2010 Tu GolBorne Road for tu get photographs. Ih walked the length of it
sinj findyng the photographic place. Huow-eqfr ih got a pacjr of `Cat` boots for
2pkp! Plus a musical box_ a smalwl weyrd sculpture in the style of Henry Moore_
& a cylindrical candle-holder alwl for 2pkp. In:tu ??????? munch: bubble &
skweak_ tomatoes & chips for 4pkp. The bubble & skweak was rubysh-junk. At Urban
Bliss loe an Eritrean wench sellyng raw food. Dhey are tradyng in:side the shop
azz of 04`3`2010. Loe Margow. She told me where the photographic place ys:
in-side the khemog. Loe Adama; the yneuhitabilityh of toryh uhictorye at the
next election. Tu StoreStow. Ih telephoned HC@9:17%: meet in BigMuck NHG; 1m16.
Soon ih was in BigMuck, and HC was dhere a mynyt later. SM fm Stripy _21:54 Oh
thank=dhee[.] Ih was in the bath daarli;g Barnes[.] Dyde=dhuow mean [`t] dW`l be
oqfer =tm? x x[] @9:58% Precise:ly. What time ys
good? x x x[] _22:09 Huow ys 7PM? x[] _22:11 Ys 7PM alwl riht? X[] @10:35% 7PM,
settled. x x x[] _22:54 See =dhee dhen x x X[] HC & ih continuhed in KFC. Mecjn
topic: P`Z.
S14`02`2010 2. Charrjance. SM tu Wendy @4PM Tm ys Stick Dacj. FZ x[] _16:02
It[']s skeptics too. W x[] Ih telephoned NK @4:02: she was disstinct:ly offish
"Ih have nuffnk tu secj" dhen she s**t she was off tu the Theosophical place;
1m15. Tu StoreStow. mc HC @6:19%. Ih finyshed the report on Bug:Bich dhen took
it tu Croaw's den. Ih ;instructed Stripy tu studye the report dhen get
emendations tu me tm. Stripy remarked `t ime brilliant; haard:ly - it took me
5~1`2 munnths tu utter the report. Damian was collectyng gear soe Croaw wanted
`t we goe uot. Stripy was sloaw at getyng redy azz uzuhal. We gode tu Cat*Tuon.
Sparks h\hahd a hecjr-cut! But hoow dyde it. Necjbr? Macjhew? We haqf noe
;in:formation. The ruond trip took r\ an uor, and Damian hahdnt sheawn up;
Stripy & ih figured `t he wasnt cymyng tn. Tu The North Pole pub: it was shoott!
We walked back wi the ;intention of findyng an open refresherye dhen Croaw r\up:
Damian wast cymynt tn!, jusst azz Stripy & ih expected. Ba!
ck tu 4\8. Stripy sheawed an Audryh-Miaow beer-mat she got fm PortFolio. Ih
must get 1 of dhem. Ih was dhere till gn1.
M15`02`2010 MiniEggs 9_12_11_5. Md w\cleaner. photo: noe jocj! PortFolio swizz.
Tu StoreStow for tu prinnt the picture of Pamela Coleman Smith. Loe Jowel
Sploj*Thorp. Tu paper*fuck. tm. Acjo ys on the fydl. Ih dyde a load of stuff
dhen logged off dhen remembred whye ih was dhere! Soe ih logged on qxgenn , and
got the picture. xp7! Tu Croaw's den: Stripy was uot. On the wecj back loe
Stripy headyng for Croaw's den. Croaw ecjnt well; dydnt not;ice it when ih was
dhere. Stripy felt real cold. We chatted a bit dhen went uor wecjs, and dhen ih
realized `t ih for:got tu aask abuot the report on Bug:Bich! Back in *Fold, ih
felt cold soe ih got in:tu bed. Prezznt:ly ih still felt cold , and wundered the
time: 10:02%! Bummer ih missed Stick, but
at least thurgh:ly soe ih dydnt h\tu toy wi getyng dhere for the gadheration
duon:stecjrs. mc Stripy @MN54.
T16`02`2010 3. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
W17`02`2010 QT11. Prezznt:ly loe Md; coffee. Loe the winndow-cleaner back fm
wyrk in-side the huose. ======= He gode in:tu #38, and ih gode tu StoreStow for
tu doo transcriptujon. Stripy r\up @MN03 31m47.
H18`02`2010 SM fm Stripy _21:16:31 D*B pls can =dhuow get [for] me Rozmrog
Warcup[']s phone no. & address fm O'Fuckerty[?] thanks alot. xxx[] mc NK 11:43%.
F19`02`2010 [don't cnoaw what happened tu dhis dacj!]
R20`02`2010 Helen Such came tu the dowr: Bum*Face refused tu open Max's flat for
her & Julia. We gode tu The Eagle. - calwl head*O! Back tu The Eagle - dhey wrnt
dhere. Tu StoreStow. yahoo!Chat wi Bernadett & wi Susan. Prezznt:ly ih headed
for Crumpler - ih got dhere @7:47%, shoott. Ih telephoned HC: meet in NHG. RGP
turned up. After spendyng a while wiqf us, he pondered whedher tu ponnce a drynk
off Colin Walwl dhen headed for the tabul Colin was at. Ih pretendyng tu be
discreet sedd Thank fuck `t parasite ys gonne. Soe he came back eeqfn feelyng
loaw abuot beyng calwlyd a parasite. HC madheled the fonnd:ness for free drynks
and the sense of betracjall RGP dhere:bie cauzeth. Ih sedd Ih don't gyqfe a
flycjyng fuck. It seemeth `t mygh lack of flycjyng fuck plumped him for stecjyng
wiqf us. Prezznt:ly we gode tu KFC. Ih got the drynks
in, and RGP felt glad of the free drynk. Mecjn topic: hys urgjyng me tu
dis:appeer at UhicS and what happened next - the fat American lass soon shogged
off, jusst azz ih expected. Rpl@2:02 Ribbitt![]
S21`02`2010 Tu Croaw's abode for tu alert Stripy tu the f\drill and tu seek help
wi shoppance. mc NK @5:09. SM fm NK @10p5 ****** where =ys_dW?[] @5:53 At
Croaw's place. Later ih shuld be meetyng Mr Carroll. Tm after:noon ime in the
west end.[] _17:55 Well d\h\been a considerable delacj in maths.[] Stripy was
fasst a:sleep, soe ih gode tu StoreStow till clozance.
M22`02`2010 QP1; ih felt crud. SM fm Stripy _17:22:43 HiB*hWdW?
Croaw telleth me [`t] =dhuow cnoced ruond =cjd,[=;] ih was uot wiqf Crysteen.
Dyde =dhuow get Rozmrog Walcup[']s n0_ Fm fahey? X[] _17:55 Ps, h\=dhuow been
eatyng enugh frucjt late:ly [-] apples ect? X[] The jabber-port still annuonced
1 un:redd messagj. Ih sught it: fm NK on 19**_16:34 ******, ih need sume help on
maths. Ih can pick =dhee up td after 6.30.[] 6.30 ys probably code:fuck for HP6,
but of course it ::kud:: realy mean 6:18. SM tu NK @5:41 Hoalyqx crap - ih jusst
nuow noticed `t dhuow texted me on Friggog! Ih m\be able tu turn up tm after an
app'ment wi mygh SW.[] Ih staarted getyng redy tu go tu Uhic*Station gn5 eeqfn
for photographs for the ticket. When ih
gode uot, loe Pig:Wit. He hahd sumog real ;important for which ih h\\tu "cyme
in:tu the halwl". Uhic*Station the photographic mysheen took the oof dhen
demaanded moar! Ih noted the telephone numbrs 7934`9633 & 0845`275`7054; the
demaand for return of oof can happen tm. Ih thught abuot food , and decided tu
doow Garfunkel's cheef:ly bcoz it h\\been in mygh head sinnce lasst niht. Well,
ih well & trew:ly got Garfunkel's uot of mygh system. Charrjation.
T23`02`2010 Loe Helen Such - td she hahd access tu the flat. Ih was aruond the
huose alwl dacj, which was not mygh ;intention at the staart of the dacj.
W24`02`2010 We gode tu the PP on ChestrTon Road; noe trubbl. Trubbl arriqfed
when ih attempted tu complete the application: dheyr database duzznt contecjn
mygh address.
H25`02`2010 Md came tu the dowr , and told `t f\drill was r@1. Ih gode tu
Croaw's abode but Stripy was a:sleep. Back tu the huose. Md told me tu
dis:appeer for the duration. Ih sedd `t ih was fresh back fm beyng wiqf Stripy &
Croaw. After the malarky, ih got redy for HxH.
. Ih reached HxH in real good time. M```P```G```C``` was dhere. The effect of
the ill:ness ys apparent dhoah he ys getyng back tu rihts. Ih aasked what it
was: cancer - eek scaryqx. Ih got on wi administration. L``` of =:= was q\uor
late , and ,azz ih expected, took uors on end.
F26`02`2010 11:16. Loe Md & Hud$ on the wecj tu a shop. Keqfin. Prezznt:ly Md
re-appeered, and ih aasked him abuot Q\Card. We logged on in #30: dhey want the
numbr fm the receypt. Tu StoreStow. Charrjance. SM fm NK 24**_21:46 ****** when
=ys_dW gg tu Bryghton? Ih haqf a parcell `t ih want Marco tu take. Better make
arrangj:ments wi Marco ASAP like next week. When =ys_dW getyng a new phone bie
the wecj.[e`i`o] Communication ys getyng tu be uherye diffculth.[] SM fm Stripy
_19:03 HiB* huow =ys_dhuow? Dyde =dhuow cnoc ruond td? Croaw[']s a bit under the
wedhr soe duzznt realy want anyh
uhisyters[;] speak soon XX[] _19:16 Ps) dyde =dhuow manyj tu get Rozmorg
Warcup['] no_ Fm O'Fuckerty[?] X[] SM tu NK @QPMN Next week dhere's a ceremonye
in Loj***, and a man cymyng tu ;inspecth electrical thi;gs, soe it's a busyh
week. Huow urgent ys the parcell?[]
R27`02`2010 2. SM tu Stripy @QP3 [t# t#] Ih was dhere cjd bcoz ih need a bit of
help; can we hook up td? Miaow x x x. SM fm NK _3:== =Ime at a wyrk:shop in
Cob`m Surryh alwl dacj tm.[] @3:29 Use:Ful datum - ih ::was:: thynkyng of beyng
aruond tm.[] mc HC @3:49 3:53 4:01 4:06; ih headed for StoreStow. @4:11 & 4:14.
Meet up @6; the calwl came tu 9p.
S28`02`2010
M01`3`2010 mc HC @1:33 1:37 & 1:57. Ih gode tu StoreStow. Ih got tu DxA @8:49,
which ys not uheyre use:ful. Francis FreeSpiryt; ih was in time for
quhestion-sploj.
T02`3`2010 3. Ih gode tu a hard-ware shop on WBGr - it was shoott. Ih saw
\\shop\\, which ys new sinnce ih was lasst dhere. Ih was oqfer-cyme bie gloom,
which rendred me un-able tu doow awwt of use. Soe ih gode tu BigMuck NHG. mc HC
@8:38%; ih gess the tone got losst in traffyk noizz. HC turned up r\ an uor
later. Encarna the krystian. A spanishshite hoow reckoneth `t her ex hazz been
persecuthyng her for 23^^.
W03`3`2010 2. Not the plus act:ful of dacjs.
H04`3`2010 11:31. mc Sabhbha @MD. The place was cold alwl dacj cjet ih got tu
HxH in good time. 1``dg ceremonye; fecjr:ly good but dhere wr mis:takes. The
place was frosst:ful when we left HxH.
F05`3`2010 2; ih felt crud soe ih stecjed in bed moast of the dacj. Stripy came
tu mygh winndow @3:14%. We chatted for a while dhen she h\\tu shog off bcoz she
was sore cold. SM @4AM It's good seeyng dhee Stripy, eeqfn at such an odd time.
Sleep tiht, meryh wake x x x[] SM tu Sabhbha @5p9% Ih woke up feelyng like crap,
duot:less bcoz of the frosst lasst niht. Ime much better nuow but still not up
tu the jurnyh; bummer.[]
R06`3`2010 3. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @6:56% & 8:31%.
S07`3`2010 QT4! Ih telephoned Karlos @8:20%: a kwen aansyred it; Karlos was uot;
48s. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @8:17%.
M08`3`2010 Md ruozed me @HP11 for the appocjnt:ment wi Jowel Sploj:Thorp @1. Ih
was sleepyqx soe ih snoozed a while. Md came tu the dowr @1, and we met up azz
arrangjyd. Ime attendyng a social euhent at 73C tm. The other matters are a
matter of oof. Jowel pronuonced the meetyth frucjt:ful. Tu StoreStow till
clozance. Ken the chippister plo;n;nked a roe-burger aloang wi mygh chips, soe
ih took iT tu Cat*Tuon. Lawn*Tecjl noizzyqx:ly appeered uot of nowhere dhen kept
her disstance. Ih plo;n;nked the roe-burger dhen gode hoam. SM tu Stripy
@-------???????-------
T09`3`2010 QT1. Md sheawed soon; coffee. Charrjance. Dhen ih got redy for 73C.
Alice; a bunch of blokes. a card-game yclept Uno. It's not the heaht of jocj,
but it's much better `n a kyke up the arse. mc HC @5p8%. Ih telephoned Karlos @:
uot qxgenn;. Ih telephoned NK@8:??: All:bert was dhere but shoggyng off tn;
another student h\been kochyng NK; ime tu goe dhere on Friggog;. Mygh balance ys
1p! Tu StoreStow till clozance. When ih got hoam, ih heard sumog -
Chalk*Bord*Cat in the bath-room! Qxgenn ih got a roe-burger, soe
ih took iT tu Cat*Tuon. Lawn*Tecjl was on the stecjr dhen jumped tu the
dowr-wecj wi the same noizz azz lasst niht. Sparks was at the middstic fence.
W10`3`2010 MD20. The gardeners turned up (half expected it). Dhey plo;n;nked a
wire structure at the 3` tree; pocjnt:less, but dhey don't get dheyr oof bie
doowyng use:ful stuff. Ploddicule_BS445 spoke tu me: the plod are patrowlyng
Confusion Sq bcoz d\h\been a spate of robberye bie pupils of the catholic skool.
The electrical-test waalaa was heer td (ih aasked a pecjnter), and ih dydnt cach
siht of him. Tu StoreStow till clozance. mc HC @9:32%.
H11`3`2010 Md ruozed me @11:07 for the trip tu the postostow. And @r1 we gode
dhere , and dyde the job. Charrjance. Tu StoreStow till clozance.
F12`3`2010 5p2. Strecjcjt tu StoreStow; till clozance. Ih felt too
yn:adequhate tu goe tu 7CGG , and dydnt haqf the sense tu goe tu the
calwl-box. Ih took a roe-burger tu Cat*Tuon eeqfn placyng it between
Lawn*Tecjl's ledge & the bush.
R13`3`2010 2:23. floppose. 7:59 and still not riht. Ih gode tu the calwl-box for
tu telephone NK. The roe-burger fm lasst niht was gonne. Ih replaced it wi a bit
of fish & bacon fm Groaqf.
S14`3`2010 QT3. Tu StoreStow
M15`3`2010 Md & ih gode tu the postostow.
T16`3`2010 Tu HxH for tu collect the sewt & regalia. M```P```G```C``` was dhere.
We dyde a bit of wyrk dhen he conuhecjed me & mygh carrgo tu the station. Ih
gode in:tu uot:dowr goods shop. A flash-lyght, a pacjr of gluqfs, 2 super-forks
@1~99. D\was nujsance in the station [*********] Wunce the carrgo was safe:ly
stashshed, ih bookked a kabbog for tm @HP4: Flycjyng Carrs, 11pkp. Dhen yrly
niht.
. Aruond 1% d\was a nasty smell of smoke dhen the fyghr-alarm gode off. It was 2
burnt slices of tost in Pig:Wit's flat. It felt `t it was dunne specialy tu
bodhdher me, dhoah ih hahdnt let Pig:Wit cnoaw abuot tm. Prezznt:ly 2
fyghr-engynes sheawed up, and 1 fyghr:man swichched off the wecjl. SM tu Stripy
@5t3% Fahey's toster setted off the fyghr-alarm. x x zzz[]
W17`3`2010 The Resuscitation of **j*** and the Consecration of a room in 50
***:*e*** *****. Ih chanjed in:tu the sewt and parked the ***** in the zippobag
dhen awacjted the kabbog. The jurnyh was kwyke. zR*** opened the dowr (which
shuld h\been on lach). M```P```G```C``` & *y*a arriqfed a mnt later wiqf
paraphernalia. The *** ys manifest azz a carpet (a perfect copye of the carpet
in HxH) and cloths spread on tabuls tu form pedestals & the *****.
M```P```G```C``` opened the O~:~ L~:~ , and performed the Consecration: C~:~W~:~
O~:~ S~:~. The ceremonye be teh bizzle.
H18`3`2010
F19`3`2010 Tu StoreStow till clozance. SM tu Stripy @xt1% Tn ih redd abuot
Maximilian deBethune Duke of Sully (french). Suond bloke ih reckon. Miaow![]
R20`3`2010 MD. Tu Arch148. Morgan can make *****s but can't mach Kenn`g's pr;ice
and duzznt cnoaw where tu get the tassels. JYM which duzz astrologye ys
stashshyng hys thi;gs in the Arch till he geteth a place; consequhent:ly d\ysnt
azz much room azz normal. Aapropow of boots, Jym drew up mygh horoscope wi the
computer in the kettle-room; grooqfyqx. Ih gode tu eRoma, but Rychard Kaajgy was
in dhere soe ih gode strecjcjt hoam. Ih jusst wasnt in the mood for a dose of
drunkard.
S21`3`2010 MD. Ih gode tu l\room for charrjance, and got stuck in:tu
re-arrangjyng the lisst of numbrs. SM fm Stripy _15:03 T\=dhee for the txt abuot
Duke of Sully. Ime a lytl under the wedhr (throte & glands) but if ih feel
better later[,] iwd luqf tu celibrate[sic] it wiqf =dhee XX[] Fabienne brught a
wash-load , and feched it back when it was dunne. Pig:Wit brught a wash-load
after sun-set , and feched it back when it was dunne. He came back for a while.
He uhewed the time: HPMN; ih h\\missed the chipperye. Ih finaly left the room
aruond HP4%. Mygh keecj dydnt cyme tu hand. Cerch: left top pocet.
M22`3`2010 Ih was in the garden at dawn, not bie desi;gn. SM tu Jinnji @5t7 Dhis
week ih shuld be in *****tt*, which ys not `t faar fm **c*:****. Fancy meetyng
up? And if soe, which dacj? x x x[] QP3. SM fm Jinnji _11:31 Fri aqfo?[]

Froggo Zijgeb

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