Sat, 19:02: I sneezed, coughed 3 times, then belched. Pretty sure I've summoned something or opened a portal. https://t.co/kpNAVRxGDR
Sat, 20:00: minding my own business after conquering a slow sink drain the bathroom.... "F* TOM NOOK... YOU SAID THIS GAME WOULD REDUCE ANXIETY!"
Sat, 20:05: RT @FINALLEVEL: I HONESTLY don’t think US Troops will attack American Citizens even if ORDERED to do so… People don’t join the Army, Navy,…