Cult of F00Ls

Ezra Eli Evans :

2013-04-26T10:38:43Z

I've been bitch-slapped by the allergy fairy. I look, sound and feel horrendous.

Blake :

2013-04-10T21:48:54Z

I've pulled out my back again. Looks like it's going to be another three days on the couch. I can't move. So happy I have Erza to wait on me.

Morgan Culvin :

2013-04-10T21:47:48Z

Um, my names not Leroy.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2013-04-10T21:47:17Z

My Blakey Blake is so sweet.

Ezra Perra :

2013-04-10T21:46:44Z

I want to squeeze a guinea pig like one of those first aid kit ice packs... for no reason at all.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2012-07-08T20:50:20Z

Swear to the baby jebus... I love what the humidity does to my hair. LOVE IT.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2012-06-15T03:57:02Z

Another head aches, another heart breaks
I am so much older than I can take
And my ~~erection~~ affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no no no no...
[thekillers]allthesethingsthativedone

Ezra Perra :

2012-05-22T19:50:32Z

I don't want any body else, when I think about you I touch myself.

Morgan Culvin :

2012-05-22T19:49:33Z

This never ends well.

Blake Caldwell :

2012-05-22T19:49:04Z

He's got a hankering.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2012-05-22T19:48:37Z

I have got a hankering to listen to some Joan Osborne. Hellsyeahmuthafukkas.

Ezra Perra :

2012-03-24T05:21:21Z

tick. tick tock.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2012-03-24T05:18:47Z

I told Blake this was a bad idea. There is nothing good about having pets. This ferret is fucking loud and annoying and I want to wring her furry little neck.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2012-03-06T20:49:16Z

A coffee IV would be grand right about now. I need one. MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ezra Perra :

2012-03-06T20:48:20Z

I WANT TO STAB ALL THE THINGS!!!!

Ezra Eli Evans :

2012-03-05T05:38:42Z

Looks like a bitch went an' got drunk again. Yee haw!

Morgan Culvin :

2012-03-05T05:37:58Z

Another 13 on the clock hours and I am on vacation. 4 day with my kids, 3 with the Cult. I'm hyped.

Ezra Perra :

2012-03-05T05:36:48Z

Let him chose imaginary friends over me. Like I give a fuck. I just don't. God damn. Anyways, I'm in a shit mood and I have no one to yell at and it's making me even more mad. I'm just done with today. It's over. I'm going to bed.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2012-02-08T01:58:59Z

Triple E is gonna be PISSED if someone doesn't return his favorite eyeliner.

Morgan Culvin :

2012-02-08T01:57:51Z

Business as usual my friends... business as usual.

Blake Caldwell :

2012-02-08T01:57:03Z

I can't stop dancing. I'm stuck.

Ezra Perra :

2012-02-08T01:56:15Z

I can fucking smell him 3000 miles away... and he fucking smells delicious.

Blake Caldwell :

2011-11-08T01:56:22Z

Ain't no one gonna rain on my parade. Plans for next weekend are official.

Ezra Perra :

2011-11-08T01:44:51Z

Oh what to do? What to do?

:-) My dear dear Kermit... you know the answer.

Ezra Eli Evans :

2011-11-08T01:28:55Z

My name is Ezra Eli Evans and I don't have a problem.