Cult of F00Ls

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 10:38:43 GMT

I've been bitch-slapped by the allergy fairy. I look, sound and feel horrendous.

Blake :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:48:54 GMT

I've pulled out my back again. Looks like it's going to be another three days on the couch. I can't move. So happy I have Erza to wait on me.

Morgan Culvin :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:47:48 GMT

Um, my names not Leroy.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:47:17 GMT

My Blakey Blake is so sweet.

Ezra Perra :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 10 Apr 2013 21:46:44 GMT

I want to squeeze a guinea pig like one of those first aid kit ice packs... for no reason at all.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Sun, 08 Jul 2012 20:50:20 GMT

Swear to the baby jebus... I love what the humidity does to my hair. LOVE IT.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Fri, 15 Jun 2012 03:57:02 GMT

Another head aches, another heart breaks
I am so much older than I can take
And my ~~erection~~ affection, well it comes and goes
I need direction to perfection, no no no no...
[thekillers]allthesethingsthativedone

Ezra Perra :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 22 May 2012 19:50:32 GMT

I don't want any body else, when I think about you I touch myself.

Morgan Culvin :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 22 May 2012 19:49:33 GMT

This never ends well.

Blake Caldwell :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 22 May 2012 19:49:04 GMT

He's got a hankering.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 22 May 2012 19:48:37 GMT

I have got a hankering to listen to some Joan Osborne. Hellsyeahmuthafukkas.

Ezra Perra :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:21:21 GMT

tick. tick tock.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 05:18:47 GMT

I told Blake this was a bad idea. There is nothing good about having pets. This ferret is fucking loud and annoying and I want to wring her furry little neck.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:49:16 GMT

A coffee IV would be grand right about now. I need one. MORGAN!!!!!!!!!!!

Ezra Perra :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 20:48:20 GMT

I WANT TO STAB ALL THE THINGS!!!!

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 05:38:42 GMT

Looks like a bitch went an' got drunk again. Yee haw!

Morgan Culvin :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 05:37:58 GMT

Another 13 on the clock hours and I am on vacation. 4 day with my kids, 3 with the Cult. I'm hyped.

Ezra Perra :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 05:36:48 GMT

Let him chose imaginary friends over me. Like I give a fuck. I just don't. God damn. Anyways, I'm in a shit mood and I have no one to yell at and it's making me even more mad. I'm just done with today. It's over. I'm going to bed.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:58:59 GMT

Triple E is gonna be PISSED if someone doesn't return his favorite eyeliner.

Morgan Culvin :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:57:51 GMT

Business as usual my friends... business as usual.

Blake Caldwell :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:57:03 GMT

I can't stop dancing. I'm stuck.

Ezra Perra :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 01:56:15 GMT

I can fucking smell him 3000 miles away... and he fucking smells delicious.

Blake Caldwell :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:56:22 GMT

Ain't no one gonna rain on my parade. Plans for next weekend are official.

Ezra Perra :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:44:51 GMT

Oh what to do? What to do?

:-) My dear dear Kermit... you know the answer.

Ezra Eli Evans :

ifearthemoon@hotmail.com — Tue, 08 Nov 2011 01:28:55 GMT

My name is Ezra Eli Evans and I don't have a problem.