urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:draculaDraculaDraculaDracula2008-02-19T02:28:53Zurn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:dracula:264 fgshfds2008-02-19T02:28:53Z2008-02-19T02:28:53ZYou know, every time they wake me up, nobody ever says "Hey Drac, how'd you sleep?". It's always "Yaaay Drac's here! Now go steal some women and kill some Belmonts." <br /><br />I know they're minions, but is a little courtesy too much to ask? I mean, I just woke up after 100 years. Can I stretch for a minute? Can I brush my teeth first? I'd even settle for a "Hey Drac, can I get you some V8 (Blood is nice and all, but can't a guy get some Beta Carotine)?" And for crying out loud, Shaft -- I appreciate you bringing me back and all, but really dude, get a hobby. Build some...you know...model aeroplanes or spend some time making the bottleships. You're starting to weird me out.<br /><br />At least Death is still cool. We're gonna play Jenga later.<br /><br />Still don't know where the boy meandered off to. Ah, I'm sure he'll turn up.