urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:emcgregor ewan ewan 2008-02-22T16:57:47Z urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:emcgregor:304 2008-02-22T16:57:28Z 2008-02-22T16:57:47Z aim: ewan and out. <div align="justify"><blockquote><font face="courier new">3 guys, 1 Irish, 1 English, and 1 Scot, are walking along the beach one day. They come across a lantern which a Genie pops out of.<br />"I'll give you each one wish, that's three wishes in total," says the Genie.<br />The Irish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad's a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman, and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."<br />So, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlKaZoom" the oceans were teaming with fish.<br />The English guy was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that nothing will get in for all eternity."<br />Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye "AlkaZoom - POOF" there was a huge wall around England. <br />The Scot asks, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."<br />The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."<br />The Scot says, "Ach, fill it up with water."</font></div></blockquote>