urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:emmysmash Globetrotter in Green glassfishnet@hotmail.com Emily Banner // Hulkling 2009-11-16T22:10:10Z urn:lj:scribbld.com:atom1:emmysmash:985 2009-11-16T22:10:10Z 2009-11-16T22:10:10Z Dear Santa,<br /><p><br />I'm pretty sure I haven't written a letter to you since I was about five. <br /><br />I figured out the myth pretty fast you see, because I was too smart for my own good. Daddy tried, and mama let him, but she knew I was too smart for all that stuff.<br /><br />I miss them.<br /><br />And I know you're not real, but I'll ask anyway.<br /><br />I want to see my family for Christmas please. <br /><br />Either send me home or bring them here, just let me hug my daddy, and tell my mama I love her, and pet my Archie again. If there's a map for reconstructing the cylinder that would be nice too.<br /><br />Any of the above failing to be within the scope of your great magical powers Santa, please send me a new book and some socks.<br /><br /><br />Thank you,<br /><br />Emily Elizabeth Banner<br /><br /><br />PS: Please don't count any bad guys I have beaten up against me on the naughtiness scale. I try very hard not to be too smashy.</p>