forgeous @ 2012-02-13T09:53:00

2012-02-13T09:06:23Z

One day left folks! One day to pre-purchase your love potions, scented candles and massage oil from WWW. You'll find it all in the pink section.

[Alicia]
Lici-Legs, if you've not entered that competition to win a date with Wagtail, I'll be disappointed in you.

[Twin]
Did you get a fake entry off for Lici in that comp?

forgeous @ 2012-01-23T19:11:00

2012-01-23T18:25:23Z

[Olls]

Sorry I haven't been talkative, or out much lately. George told the family about Flint. Let's just say they weren't exactly thrilled.

Been sticking close to him in case any of them decide to show up and have a go.

Hope you're alright.

Red x

forgeous @ 2011-12-23T18:43:00

2011-12-23T18:02:03Z

SLYTHERIN, HUFFLEPUFF and RAVENCLAW. Prepare to have your arses handed to you. The fabulous Weasley Twins are back in to Beat. Fair warning. If any of you want to back out now, we won't hold it against you.... for long.

[Hexed to Friends]

Some fucking twat just apparated in front of me wearing a hood and threatened me. He was talking shit about Weasleys being blood traitors. I mean, we are, but that's no-one's business but ours.

Stay safe guys. There are obviously nutters out there.

forgeous @ 2011-11-27T12:45:00

2011-11-27T12:07:34Z

Gotcha Wood!

~~I think I should name you Pretty 2 because damn, boy.~~

forgeous @ 2011-11-13T06:06:00

2011-11-13T05:29:52Z

It's six am and I just got home. Mam expects us for lunch at one.

I can't feel my fingertips.

What is it with people and blood? This is the second time it's happened recently.

Do I look like I go in for Vampire stuff?

Mm hungry.

forgeous @ 2011-11-03T20:18:00

2011-11-03T19:41:55Z

I'm sorry I was being a git earlier... ~~Lici's being weird with me and for some reason it's bothered me..~~

I just don't see why Grumpy wouldn't want to come to a party that will only have friendly people attending. Or at least mostly friendly people. He's been round ours when Olls has been there and they don't try and kill each other anymore.

~~It annoys me. He annoys me. You're an amazing person and I don't see why he is afraid to be seen with you. Who cares if he likes men, doesn't mean he can't play Quidditch.~~

Maybe you should ask him anyway?

forgeous @ 2011-10-31T20:27:00

2011-10-31T19:47:16Z

Oh that's right, Skeeter, blame the Order.

~~Stupid bitch.~~

[Order]

Any idea who that lot were? Think we should keep our guard up. They'll be dragging anyone and everyone in for questioning.

forgeous @ 2011-10-25T12:54:00

2011-10-25T11:17:27Z

Starting Thursday and going through until Monday; Never Never Land will be hosting a series of themed nights to get in the spirit of the upcoming Halloween Festival.

Dress up, bring your friends and have a great time!

Entry from 8.30pm. Bar closes at 3.00am.

forgeous @ 2011-10-10T11:31:00

2011-10-10T09:54:54Z

In second year you said you'd marry me if I gave you my Converse trainers.

We are still not wed.

Don't you love me anymore?

I want my trainers back.

forgeous @ 2011-10-06T09:38:00

2011-10-06T08:00:54Z

My name is Jimmy and you better not wear it out
Suicide commando that your Momma talked about
King of the forty thieves
And I'm here to represent
The needle in the vein of the establishment
I'm the patron saint of the denial
With an Angel face and a taste for suicidal

in character.

FULL NAME: Fred Gideon Weasley
NICKNAMES: Forge (only Gred is allowed to call him this), Red (only by Oliver), Freds, Freddie.
CHARACTER IJ: forgeous

DATE OF BIRTH: 1 April 1978
CURRENT AGE: 20
BLOODLINE: Pure
SEXUALITY: AC/DC - Bisexual probably 60/40 towards males.
FORMER HOUSE & YEAR: Gryffindor DNF
OCCUPATION: Co-Owner WWW
CURRENT RESIDENCE: A house with a lake and a tree fort, which he shares with his Twin. It's unplottable, unless you're invited.
POLITICAL VIEWS: Order, anarchist.

PARENTS: Arthur & Molly (nee Prewett) Weasley
SIBLINGS: Too many... I joke... mostly.
FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS:
Arthur: Dad.
Molly: Mam.
Bill: Eldest brother.
Charlie: Dragonsexual second oldest brother.
Percy: White sheep of the family, older brother.
George: TWIN, best friend, partner in crime. (George is the bestest best Twin on the face of the planet and if you mess with him you get my boot to your face. Okay? Good.)
Ron: Little brother.
Ginny: Baby sister.
Harry: Adopted brother.
Lee: Heterosexual life partner (who has an amazing arse).
MARITAL STATUS: Not married.

MAGICAL STRENGTHS: Potions, Charms, Defense.
MAGICAL WEAKNESSES: Transfiguration.
SPECIAL MAGIC ABILITIES: Twin Sense bitches!
WAND: 15 inches, purpleheart, phoenix feather - unyeilding, good for duelling.
PATRONUS: Lion
BOGGART: George dead.

Appearance.

PB: Jamie Bell
Fred is the smaller, stockier variety of Weasley, taking after his brother Charlie more than Billiam. Everyone apart from Gin is taller than him; even Gred has a twelfth of an inch on him for some unknown reason. Freckles, fiery red hair and blue-grey eyes make him stand out in a crowd... unless it's a crowd of Weasleys. His hair has always, and will forever be a mess. He does give it the odd chop now and again, but he hasn’t owned a comb in years. His nails are bitten down and his hands often have burn marks on them.

His trademark smirk is usually always in place unless he's laughing or grinning too much to use it. Fred doesn't frown very often and if he does, it's usually in private or when he's with his Twin and no-one else. He has a genuine smile that he uses only for his Gred. Clothes wise, he wears the magenta robes for work but outside the shop he dresses muggle. A battered black leather jacket is his favourite and he owns lots of boots, t-shirts and slim fit jeans. Casual is key. He has his tongue pierced and a tattoo above his left hip of a lion (what else?) also a cursive G on his left inner wrist and a Phoenix on his right upper arm/shoulder.

Personality.

Fred is a determined creature, he’s stubborn, bold and often outspoken. These traits might have turned against him, had it not been for his wicked sense of humour and devil may care attitude. He’s brave and capable and wouldn’t hesitate to go into battle if the need arises. He keeps a notebook and pencil on him at all times for scribbling down ideas.

Brilliantly creative when it comes to Potions, he's pretty good with Charms too but rubbish with numbers. Which is why he leaves the book-keeping to George or Lee. Of the twins, Fred's the most likely to be found on his own. Though he loves his twin to bits sometimes he needs 'Fred time' without his other half. He's more aggressive than George too and quicker to anger. You'd have to be very stupid indeed to get on his bad side. His boggart is almost identical to his Mother's, but his worst fear is losing George.

Apart from pranks he has few real vices. He drinks as much as anyone in his family and he does have a cigarette most days. But he isn't really addicted, at least that's what he tells himself. He enjoys swimming and running when he can, which are the only sporty things he does at the moment as he hasn't really been on a broom in a while. Fred likes to mingle with the Muggles in central London, often going out of an evening to Muggle clubs and pubs. He's picked up one or two muggle traits, enjoying reading comic books when he isn't inventing.

Gryffindor Aries
The Gryffindor Aries is extremely idealistic, and has a tendency to fight hard for many causes - the more lost, the better. Gryffindors born under this sign will also have very short fuses, and can be expected to fight regularly with other students, over ethical questions or over anything else that makes a good excuse. Since Mars is a planet that encourages war games and competition and bursts of hard physical activity, there may be many Quidditch players born under these aspects. A Gryffindor Aries is an open book; a truth potion would never be needed on one, because they are hopelessly honest and open. These wizards will display uncanny charisma and leadership ability, and will be among the most popular within their class.

LIKES: George, Batman, booze, sex, pranks, Quidditch.
DISLIKES: Stupid people, bigots, elitists, rules, FISH, not getting sex when he wants it.
HABITS: Bites his fingernails, fidgets.
VICES: Smokes and takes potions he shouldn't.

History.

Fred is 30 minutes older than George and if you listen to his mother’s stories he wouldn’t settle unless his twin was in the cot with him. Luckily for them, this isn’t the case anymore. Growing up at the Burrow was idyllic, especially when you had a Percy to play tricks on. Fred learned at an early age how to duck and dodge, that came from having a Bill and a Charlie in the house. Ron was fair game when he came along, but Ginny got off comparatively lightly when it came to pranks because she was just as mischievous as he and George. However, Fred and George were definitely an army of two and everyone else seemed to fade into the background, not that they didn’t love their siblings, they just liked each other best.

At Hogwarts they weren’t quite as isolationist and became firm friends with Lee, Angelina, Alicia and Katie. Though they could still be found in each other’s company, quite often one would be present while the other was not. (Usually because he was using the distraction as a means to prank some unsuspecting soul) They won places on the Quidditch team in their second year and quickly became know for their uncanny knack of always knowing where the other was. Similar, it would seem, to their Uncles Fabian and Gideon. Their dedication to studies was lacking at best and they shared homework playing to each of their strengths. Fred got OWLs in Potions, Defense and Charms, but had the distinct feeling that school wasn’t really for him.

The Twins had been thinking up pranks for years, and as their experiments started to yield better results they decided to market them. Fred even went so far as to draw up mail order forms in the summer holidays of 1994, but their Mum found them and things had to be put on hold until they were back at Hogwarts. After a bit of research, Fred realised that enough people at the school had showed an interest in their mail order items (they dispatched from a little used bathroom), to make owning a buisiness a viable option. He kept his eye on the Prophet and as soon as he saw Number 93 come onto the market he suggested to George they buy it. His Twin, always ambitious, agreed without hesitating. They just had to stump up the cash.

Their seventh year ended spectacularly when they quit amidst the most perfect chaos imaginable. The fireworks and portable swamp would later go down in history. Though they didn’t take NEWTs the twins established a healthy business catering to kids, teens and some adults, which provided pranks and tricks of their own invention. They set up a shop in Diagon Alley which turns over a tidy profit supplying Hogwarts students with tricks and pranks of the very highest standard.

Relationship wise Fred has a rocky past and is definitely more into the physical than emotional side of things. He first had sex with a muggle girl, older than him, during the summer between his third and fourth years. It wasn't particularly great, but at least he'd done it. It was roughly around this time when he started to really notice boys as well as girls and one in particular caught his attention. His Captain, Oliver Wood. Of course, Wood was older and he never thought he'd have a chance until he started to notice Oliver noticing him too. During Fred's fourth year, they started messing about, snogging in deserted classrooms, that sort of thing. When Fred turned 15, things progressed a little further and during the summer between his fourth and fifth years he actually slept with Ollie for the first time. This 'relationship' continued until Oliver left, the pair keeping it secret and grabbing each other whenever the opportunity arose.

With Oliver gone, Fred asked a girl to the Yule Ball, things progressed from there and they dated for most of his sixth year. The relationship was pretty solid and public, which was a bit different for Fred and he wasn't entirely sure he liked it. He couldn't seem to get any alone time once he started seeing someone and come Summer he'd had enough. Within a month, he was back in his extremely complicated on/off relationship with Ollie. But he had to return to Hogwarts for his final year, making them "off" again and during his seventh year he started seeing a different girl. One who wasn't as clingy as the last.

The Twins grew up knowing about the Order of the Phoenix. Since the summer holidays prior to their seventh year, the Twins had expressed an interest in joining the Order. George, and Fred, were both determined to do their bit and both made sure they became adept at defensive magic. Not to mention they have more than a few tricks up their sleeves. Bravery is no issue for them and once they left Hogwarts they joined up; despite their Mother’s disapproval.

Near the end of 1997, the Twins decided to expand their empire into the realm of night clubs. Fred's not sure who suggested it first, but the club was an instant success. Named 'Never Never Land', the club is located in a warehouse in the London docklands and has the appearance of a plain factory for their Wheezes during the day. The Ministry do not know of the club's existence as it is open to Muggles, Muggleborns and pretty much anyone, which is definitely illegal considering the Statute of Secrecy. Muggles experience a slight bewilderment charm as they enter the club so they don't recognise the magic of the place.

SECRETS
#1 Fred has pretended to be George just to get laid. He's not proud of the fact, but sometimes being a Twin is just too convenient.

#2 Fred has died and come back. It's not as drastic as it sounds, but he hasn't told anyone -especially not George- because he knows they'll be upset/annoyed/worried.

forgeous @ 2011-10-06T09:37:00

2011-10-06T07:59:46Z

G on left inner wrist.

Lion on left hip/side.

Phoenix on Right upper arm.

Fred: Original Prankster