e l l i o t

Sun, 06 Apr 2014 21:55:25 GMT

Someone's two today!

Sun, 16 Sep 2012 02:40:19 GMT

VOTE MACMILLAN!

FRIENDS AND FAMILY!

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 00:57:50 GMT

This----we have kept very-----there were reasons why this----OH, JUST LOOK

She's beautiful! She's perfect, and I'm sorry ~~but not sorry~~ for keeping this from so many of you but I just----we----she's Elysia!

Sun, 01 Apr 2012 16:57:15 GMT

[ARCHIE] I---I AM PANICKING---ELSIE IS DUE THIS WEEK! IT.
Panicking. PANICKING.
I need you to help me remain calm as this is going to be a very trying week for me ~~I have forgotten howtobreatheIthink?~~[/ARCHIE]

[ELSIE] What can I do for you? [/ELSIE]

Spring is really here, isn't it?

nine

Mon, 13 Sep 2010 00:29:01 GMT

Elsie, dear. Darling.

eight

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 01:54:36 GMT

I love being an uncle! And a dad. And a husband.

Oops, did I just write that? Hmm.

Thu, 17 Sep 2009 19:35:34 GMT

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They're not letting me go back to work and
----And people are coming now to see if Liam is going to be safe and--
----------My sister hates me and all I want to do is---I'm a fucking monster I can't
WHAT DO I DO I CAN'T FIX THIS I CAN'T DO THIS HOW CAN I--

[ELSIE] ~~--------------~~ I need you [/ELSIE]

seven

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 23:23:01 GMT

[ELSIE] Why are kids so stupid! I mean, I know I was stupid, but I wasn't this stupid! I mean---YEAH that's what I mean! He hasn't proposed, you know! [/ELSIE]

Oh my God headache.

six

Thu, 16 Apr 2009 13:19:20 GMT

Death eaters in my sister's---flat! And---my father is the slowest man in the world----~~I'M GOING TO KILL DIGGLE-----~~ Hospital!

five

Sat, 04 Apr 2009 22:08:21 GMT

[IOAN & ARCHIE] I think. As...a birthday present to myself ~~does that sound weird That sounds weird doesn't it-~~ I am going to ask Elsie to be my girlfriend.

And I do not need reminders of how we're not in Hogwarts anymore ~~we haven't even--Well I mean-~~ I just need---advice. [IOAN & ARCHIE]

Soooooo, looks like tomorrow is going to be a beautiful day for a birthday.

four

Tue, 17 Feb 2009 01:53:16 GMT

[IOAN & ARCHIE] ~~I HAD A DATE! I had a date? I went on a date. Wait, is it okay for me to go on a date? You guys aren't going to think I'm some sort of----augh-~~

So, I had dinner with a woman that wasn't my sister, on Saturday. [/IOAN & ARCHIE]

So, the Valentine decorations get taken down, and the St. Patty's shamrocks get thrown right up---I've even seen some Easter baskets floating around. Can't we enjoy one holiday before shoving the next down our throat?

three

Sat, 25 Oct 2008 16:13:55 GMT

[PRIVATE] I can't talk to a female without someone giving me a look. And it takes me a minute or two or three to figure out why I'm getting a look, and then it suddenly dawns on me that my wife died in May. Five months ago. And--that's bad. One, that it doesn't occur to me that maybe contemplating flirting with someone would be a bad thing, two--that I forget that I'm a widower, and--I was sure there was a third. WELL, three, because people should mind their own damn business.

But then I feel insanely guilty. Millie was the mother of my son and--~~he was an accident, so it's not like I--~~ I should honor that, but, I mean. Even near the end, she was telling me about how she wanted to go and travel and do all these things, about how she knew I wouldn't want to, and--we were both just miserable, miserable and married because our parents are nuts and---

--and now she's gone, and I have--~~no excuse-~~ nothing and--either way I'm fucked. Be alone and with the kid and be miserable or get looks and tongue clicking and---just. ~~I'm not really sad--am I sad? I don't think I loved her--she loved me, I think I did I don't know it wasn't---~~

I only meant to write down what I wanted to have for lunch today. Stupid---nosy people. [/PRIVATE]

Is there going to be a Halloween costume contest, again? Or is there some tiny rule embedded in the latest Acts that prohibit some fun around this ~~hell hole-~~ place?

two

Fri, 19 Sep 2008 01:12:52 GMT

1) Everyone please be aware that it's Eliza's birthday tomorrow, because she won't mention it and I need you to remind her that she's getting old.

2) Archie. You are old. Pub?

one

Sun, 24 Aug 2008 06:16:14 GMT

~~ELIZA COME TAKE THIS CHILD I CANNOT HANDLE ANOTHER WEEK OUT OF WORK~~

I need to work. I need to smell ink and parchment. I need to have paper airplanes poking me in the side of the head as I take too long debating on whether or not I should take the lift or the stairs. I need to ~~not have to change diapers~~ be bored senseless in three hour long meetings about the weight an Eagle Owl should carry.

It has been a week. One week. Seven days. Eliza, come and take this kid-- I am so close to losing my mind that I decided to buy this journal in hopes that someone can keep me sane. I need to be sane.