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Four Months (Pregnancy meme, with Avia) [15 May 2013|11:31am]
Petra wasn't fit to go out in public in her current state of dress. Not that that was unusual, but today moreso than usual. Oh gods it was hot. So very hot. Worst heat-wave in the past few years hot, and she was pregnant. Some women got hot flashes worse than others, and Petra was definitely getting hit hard. On top of her usual sensitivity to heat, she was just about dieing. Extra air conditioners had been put in, and every door and window had been re-insulated to make sure no precious cold air could escape.
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Big Meme Pt 1 [19 Oct 2012|01:05am]
Basics

1. What is your full name? Do you have a nickname?
Petra Gardner. Daddy calls me 'snowflake' or 'princess'.

2. How old are you? When is your birthday?
19, February 17

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic?
Born in Norway, live in New York. I've got a lot of citizenships, so that's a tough question.

4. Who are/were your parents? (Names, occupations, personalities, etc.)
Guy Gardner and Tora Olafsdotter.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like?
None, unless you count the other JLI brats.

6. What is your occupation?
"I'm a waitress." (Will also answer to superhero and/or wanton sex goddess.)

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh?
5'11", and 'enough'.

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes?
Red, blue

9. What is your race?
Norwegian-American.

10. To which social class do you belong?
On what I have immediately available, upper-middle. Upper class if I call Daddy.

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others?
It's unladylike to state the obvious :3

12. What is your style of dress?
A mix of Bohemian, couture, and girl next door (on spring break).

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features?
I'm pale, that's about it.

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses?
Poor impulse control?

15. Are you right- or left-handed?
Lefty.

16. What does your voice sound like?
Brooklyn by vay of Oslo. (sic)

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use?
I usually copy who I'm talking with, to an extent.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics.
I like always having something in my hands, I collect essential oils, and I'm a biter.

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes?
Regular as I need to. Just a dab behind the ears if I feel like it.

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)?
Medium-big grin.

21. Do you use body language? How?
I'm all about contact.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying?
Not my style


Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory?
A flight attendant slapping Daddy.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it?
Up through 12th, scattered all over Europe.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill?
Life.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general?
Highly mobile. Multi-cultural.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up?
Pretty.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss?
My german friend Anna taught me how in 5th grade; first time because I felt like it was 6th grade with the soccer team captain. Don't remember his name.

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity?
AHAHAHAAHA!! *ahem* His name was Kristos. I was 16 and he made me feel beautiful.

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you?
Granny Gardner is the true power in her 'hood. Mom's side might be minor deities.


Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far?
Not sure.

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement?
Maintaining a relationship this long.

33. What is your greatest regret?
Nothing really.

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you?
I've done some unspeakable things in, and on, an innocent Fiat.

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?-
Most of them are along the lines of bachelorette party dirt.

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done?
...someone's heel might have gotten snapped. In my defense, an olympic diver was involved.

37. When was the time you were the most frightened?
Giraffe got loose at the zoo when I was six. That or my zombie boyfriend incident.

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where?
Constantly. All over.


Beliefs

39. What is your alignment?
Awesome Good.

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic?
Total optimist.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why?
...I might /be/ one?

42. Do you believe in an afterlife?
Sure, or reincarnation.

43. What is your greatest fear?
Dieing in my sleep.

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why?
People who use sex as a weapon. Breakups for stupid reasons. Birthday parties.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil?
Good.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex?
No thanks, no way, and please sir I want some more. :D

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing?
They happen.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs?
As far as it takes to put my fist in someone's face.

49. How much do you value money?
Shoes!

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do?
Rape.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good?
Of course.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love?
Totally! :)

53. Are you superstitious?
...I might be a goddess.

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others?
Enough?

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings?
completely.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices?
None.
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October 1 2012 Meme (Sin) [01 Oct 2012|05:30pm]
"Hello no!" Petra exclaims as she gets an arm, laden with several shopping bags, into the closing elevator doors, wedging it open forcefully. "Hah, victory is mine." Her other arm full as well, she waddles her way into the enclosure.
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Meme Response - Michael - Crack - Mind-reading [22 Jan 2012|03:25am]
It was just any other gathering at Warriors. Good food and good drinks all around.

Suddenly, someone at the table would be hearing an extra voice mixed into the din.

No... shame on you, girl. Don't you dare go and tell Will that you've done it where he's sitting. He'd faint, and then Avs would be upset.
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Sample Post: Just Another Day In The Life [22 Dec 2009|04:52pm]
Apron on, lipstick on, hair tied, outward IQ dropped several points. All set to go to work for maximum tip value. Petra grabbed her notebook and headed out to her first table of the day.

Aaand she just found today's special already. She smirks as she saunters up and cocks a hip to one side. "Afternoon, handsome; I'm Petra. What can I get you to drink?"

She tilts her head, looking him over. Something familiar about this guy.
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