Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:58:46 GMT

Exams are over and what a relief that is. A young lady simply requires at least eight hours of beauty sleep and all that studying was cutting into mine! I was starting to develop dark circles, how dreadful it would be if I looked like some of the Ravenclaw girls? They're all such sweeties, of course, but a teeny bit of concealer never hurt anyone!

I'm ever so upset that the year is almost over. There are so many of you I feel like I haven't really gotten to know. I really ought to remedy that!

Fri, 01 Feb 2008 03:49:26 GMT

Since I'll be studying psychology at uni next year, my darling daddy sent me a teeny gift so I could start educating myself. Isn't that so thoughtful? He's such a sweetie, my daddy is! I've been learning all about Sigmund Freud. What a naughty, naughty man he was! After much reading, however, I've come to the conclusion that his theories do sound rather logical. How funny is that? Who knew that an undersexed old crazy could have some actual insight about other people! That was very disrespectful thing to say. One mustn't speculate about the sex lives of the dead! It's simply not polite!

Anyway, I'm amazed about how easy it is to fit all of you into his various stages of development. Your libidos, how they linger! I do have some spare time these days, so it wouldn't trouble me to help some of you resolve your fixations. I must work on myself first, of course! I have discovered that I have a very, very strong oral fixation! Doesn't that sound silly?

florence