GoesBothWays

Meme

Tue, 09 Oct 2012 02:49:09 GMT

What is your full name? Do you have a nickname? Kelly Prudence Wilson, aka Crosshairs

2. How old are you? When is your birthday? 5, I think. I wasn't really born.

3. Where were you born? Where do you live now? Are you patriotic? Weapon X top secret test facility somewhere in Canada. World traveler currently based in Boston. Heh... heheh.

4. Who are/were your parents? My parents were a very nice pair of DNA filled test tubes, til mommy was dropped on the floor. They did their best in raising me and all, but mostly, very quiet.

5. Do you have any siblings? What are/were they like? I have a half sister who knows stuff. Lots of stuff. Its kind of her thing.

6. What is your occupation? Professional hitwoman, mercenary and sometime superheroine.

7. How tall are you? How much do you weigh? Tall enough for my feet to reach the ground. According to my sister, 12.247 pounds underweight.

8. What color is your hair? What color are your eyes? Naturally dark, but takes dye very well. Brown eyes.

9. What is your race? Homo Superior-Klonos

10. To which social class do you belong? Grey area, like a lot of reasonably wealthy criminals.

11. Do you consider yourself to be attractive? Do others? Hot enough that I totally made out with myself when given the chance. A lot do, til they get to know me.

12. What is your style of dress? My t-shirt collection is becoming the stuff of legends. R-Rated legends, but still.

13. Do you have any scars? Tattoos? Birthmarks? Other unique physical features? I have three cancerous lumps in my brain, but otherwise cannot scar, and tattoos disappear within the hour.

14. Do you have any allergies, diseases, or other physical weaknesses? Brain cancer.

15. Are you right- or left-handed? Naturally ambidextrous.

16. What does your voice sound like? 5 kinds of awesome.

17. What kind of vocabulary do you use? Ideally, whatever flies most in the face of local polite convention.

18. List three quirks or other defining characteristics. Guns & Ammo obsession, blatant sexuality, type II sociopathy. Because sociopathy is totally a quirk.

19. How often do you bathe? Do you wear perfumes? Bathe, quite often. Perfumes, almost never.

20. What kind of facial expression do you commonly wear (dour glare, wry smile, etc)? The vast majority of the time, I'm a happy sociopath. Which worries people when those words are used in combination. It works for me though.

21. Do you use body language? How? I know obscene gestures for at least 30 some distinct cultures.

22. Do you have a commonly used saying? “I go both ways. Hollow point and armor piercing.”

Also: “When all else fails, C-4.”

Childhood

23. What is your earliest memory? Emerging from the cloning tank.

24. How much schooling have you had? Did you enjoy it? Formally, none. Everything I know was hardwired into the non-diseased portions of my brain.

25. Where did you learn most of your knowledge and skill? See #24.

26. How would you describe your childhood in general? Very strict. The organization set strict curfews, told me what weapons and explosives were available per assignment, who I was to kill and how much collateral damage was permissable, it went on and on.

27. As a child, what did you want to be when you grew up? Free.

28. When and with whom was your first kiss? The M2 Browning heavy machinegun they finally let me take on assignment.

29. Are you a virgin? If not, when and with whom did you lose your virginity? Hahahahahahahahaha!

30. Do you have a notorious or celebrated ancestor? Does that affect you? My dna donors are a super powered mercenary and... well, a super powered mercenary, but with different ethical alignments and preferred assignment types.

Influences

31. What do you consider the most important event of your life so far? Being shot in the brain. That was a really liberating experience.

32. What do you consider your greatest achievement? Toss up between test-firing every Guns & Ammo centerfold for two and a half years straight, and convincing a nun to forget her vows.

33. What is your greatest regret? Bea, sweetie, do I regret anything?

34. What is the most embarrassing or shameful thing ever to happen to you? I went an entire assignment once without taunting Nicky, or anyone else for that matter. Terrible.

35. Do you have any secrets? If so, what are they?- I have almost no secrets of my own. I have dozens of secrets I am contractually obligated not to reveal.

36. What is the most evil thing you have ever done? Whose definition of evil?

37. When was the time you were the most frightened? When I thought I was in an ambush situation without my guns.

38. Have you ever traveled outside of your country? If so, to where? I don't have a country, really, but yes, I've killed people and done mercenary work worldwide

Beliefs

39. What is your alignment? Sociopath.

40. Are you basically optimistic or pessimistic? For myself and my prospects, I am totally an optimist.

41. Do you believe in a god? If so, which one and why? I'm very open minded. I'm happy to commit blasphemies in any religion.

42. Do you believe in an afterlife? Mephisto and beings like him are a matter of official record. We know an afterlife exists, but most of the known ones suck.

43. What is your greatest fear? World peace.

44. What makes you angry? Sad? Happy? Why? Nicholas Creed, Boredom, gun-fetishists.

45. Do you think people are basically good or basically evil? People are basically self-interested, the results of which can end up looking like most people's definition of either one.

46. What are your views on politics? Religion? Sex? I have no national loyalty. I'm whatever political alignment pisses the most people off. My religious views were stated above. Sex, meanwhile, is one of the greatest things ever. Now I just need to find the right hot, guns-and-explosives-toting sadomasochist.

47. What are your views on gambling, lying, theft, and killing? I love gambling. My current favorite game is strip Russian Roulette. I'm a very good liar by trade, but prefer brutal honesty. Theft is a great way to keep skills sharp, but only for between-times. Killing, however, is an art form.

48. How far will you go to defend your beliefs? Personally held beliefs, or contractually held beliefs? Because if its just some personal conviction, meh, I'm not likely to bother bleeding for it. Ok, I will, but that's more about not minding bleeding. I will and have died to fulfill contracts however.

49. How much do you value money? Money is a means to an end. I've seen hundreds of thousands come and go, and more will come.

50. In your opinion, what is the most evil thing any human being could do? Knowingly and intentionally building artificial beings with free-will, but built in restraints upon their behavior out of the DNA of unwilling participants in order to create your own slave class.

51. Do you believe in self-sacrifice for the greater good? Totally. I love killing would-be-martyrs for their causes. Its almost like target practice that bleeds.

52. Do you believe in the existence of soul mates and/or true love? I believe in lust at first sight, but am well aware of what my psychological profile says about capacity for emotional attachment.

53. Are you superstitious? I make my own luck.

54. How much do you respect the beliefs and opinions of others? <i>giggles</i> Really?

55. How honest are you about your thoughts and feelings? More than most people are comfortable with.

56. Do you have any biases or prejudices? I fucking hate prejudiced people.

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 16:58:41 GMT

Kelly is totally not sure about this Thunderbolts thing, but at least its a place to stay while they get things figured out. Not a bad place either. She has her own bed (and has duly hidden her stacks of Guns & Ammo and Soldier of Fortune magazines under the mattress). Most of these people rub her the wrong way, but the redhead with the repulsors is... well, honestly, the redhead is ok, the repulsors are fucking hot, and it averages out on the fucking hot end.
Most of the crew is out for the day. She didn't ask where, doesn't care. Anya, apparently, is in her lab. Kelly is making breakfast, using a pair of kitchen knives at once to expertly dice ham and peppers for omelettes. Despite the Summer season, she has on a semi-Halloween theme t-shirt, white, with jack-o-lanterns over the breasts, long enough to provide full coverage, and place the grinning black cat over her pubic region, and in between the pumpkins and the cats are the words 'I'm going as a nudist this year, want to see my costume?'

RP Challenge - in three parts

Thu, 23 Jun 2011 04:24:48 GMT

Ok, recently, in chat, I've seen a fair amount of 'want any of mine?' 'we ought to do something', etc. from a few people. There's plots being run, but not always for the characters right on our brains, so this is an attempt to start sparking some scene ideas. Just about all of mine are fair game. I'm stealing some ideas from other comms, used for similar purposes. So, here we go -

the rules:
1. Truth or Dare: Post a scene idea as a dare. It can be in-canon, or it can be AU. You can challenge any of mine with any of yours. I can take the dare, or turn it down, by offering an honest in character answer to any question you want to ask. If I take the dare, you can set up the scene and we'll play through it.

2. Putting the 'R' in RP: So most of the time, rp comes down to casual social or big mod-run plots. This is neither, so let's spice it up. Your dare-scene challenge must involve either A. gratuitous violence, B. gratuitous nudity (I'm willing to play out sex scenes if they make sense, or hint at them) C. gratuitous crack. - because these aren't going through moderation, they can't really change anything, no new powers, no big item acquisitions, but gratuitous hero battles or villain of the week-ish stuff should be ok. Multiple choices from A, B and C are also possible.

3. Pay it Forward: As usual, if you take this challenge and post a scene idea, you also need to put this up in one of your journals, and offer some or all of yours up for scene challenges. Now the tricky part - if I take a dare, I will temp at least one of the npcs needed, if any are. I will not require you to NPC for me, no. Instead, you must temp at least one npc in any dares you take.
And, why yes, this is an effort to get people to temp occasional npcs for others in order to encourage rp. You have an easy out in any scenes you're truly not comfortable with - you can always take 'truth', and I may, not every scene will fit my characters or my fancy... but the idea is still to encourage rp, get people doing scenes and playing with characters, whether AU or our canon, and doing the little things to help get scenes going.

My chars potentially up for this:
Tyler Darnell/Kid Amazo
Sarah Rogers/Crusader
Andrew Summers
Pippi Peppers
Iason
DJ Whedon/Dinosaur Jr.
Lucas Moonstar/Dream Catcher
Jon Kent/Superboy
Kazuhiro Hajime
Tyson Storm/Kid Omega
Jay Sayers/Jayhawk
Steven Garrick
Halbjorn
Kelly Wilson/Crosshairs
Jordan Bochs/Diamant
Lysi Thunder
Nick Salem/Ghost Rider

Fri, 06 May 2011 02:39:47 GMT

List one of your characters, and one of mine, and pick either:

1)Friendship
2)Their first date.
3)Future.
4)Their first time.
5)AU/Possible children(please pick either or as I won't do both)

And I'll list 5 facts about any of them.