[oo1] omg. i'm gonna be a porn star.

Tue, 05 Jan 2010 07:28:23 GMT

Whaaaat we get a blog and everything? Do people read these? I'm gonna be famous, this is totally awesome!

Uh, I guess I can start with describing myself a little and what I'll be doing here. Do coworkers read these, too? That's kind of scary. Not that I'm scared that you guys would read this. I just uh. I hope I'm not boring.

Well, hi everybody, I'm Obito and I'm new around here! I've been in the city pretty close to two years now, and I just started here at the company, well, today. Does anyone wanna show me around? I haven't even explored the city, unless getting lost on this transit system of yours counts as exploring. I don't really think it does.

Let's see... Oh! Bibi had babies last week, that's interesting! They were all cute and small and just about to start branching out on their own, but then Batman got hungry or something and ate a few of them. He doesn't even look sorry for it or anything, laying out on the bed like he owns the place. I should probably take him out soon, he's getting kind of ornery.

[ring ring]

Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:12:24 GMT

gogglesplz

[oo1] omg. i'm gonna be a porn star.

[ring ring]